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At 5/26/10 08:20 PM, Dubbi wrote:

With proper medical care, a pregnancy stemming from rape will be averted.

Hallelujah.

OP made me commit suic

The real problem here is the stupid idiots who have sex underage when they KNOW they can't take care of the babies. Otherwise it would be rape that has made this happen.

Putting on condoms is a good way to stop this senseless murdering from happening, or just don't have sex until you're ready.

god dang humans these days...

- It's true, eating plants and vegetables does NOT stop the flow of animals being slaughtered and made into pieces of meat, unless, if there was an overwhelming vegetarian population. That way, the people can vote to take out animal killings.

- Personally, my thought of vegetarianism is that it's kinda stupid. First of all, animals eat other animals that eat plants and is just a way for life for these creatures. We're no different, it's in our nature to eat other animals, just like every other carnivore/omnivore does.

If humans did not maintain proper place on the energy pyramid, the amount of animals would SKYROCKET and would overpopulate the forests. Before you know it, more and more animals would be near humans and would be extremely territorial/unhygienic to the humans. This way, the human race is prone to die slowly in a jungle.

Other than natural reasons, meat contains a lot of proteins and is healthy for excess energy. Now I know that you can also get proteins from vegetables and what not, but meat is different. Meat has that wonderful taste you just want to enjoy on days. Other than an example vegetable soup, which frankly, tastes horrible compared to meat. Sorry, but taste IS a factor in eating food.

Besides, no matter anyway you look at it, you HAVE to kill to eat. Think about the plants that are also farmed side by side in rows and columns on acres of land. Think about the plants killed and harvested to be eaten by people. They are living organisms too, even they might not show it, they are just as valuable as people are. Yet vegetarians have no problem guzzling up these things.

Asking omnivores to eat ONLY vegetables, fruits, and grains is like asking someone to ONLY eat this or this, even though the food source is sufficient and edible. It is recommended on the food pyramid to eat a certain amount of meat everyday.

Eating meat is just human nature, no, just nature. Every animal that isn't on the bottom of the food chain have all eaten other animals. Vegetarians just have to deal with that fact.

I have nothing against vegetarians, I just don't want them to spread their beliefs into annoying actions like PETA or some animal activist.

"Wanna get hiiiigh?"

At 5/25/10 07:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 5/25/10 07:15 PM, NGManiac203 wrote:

You are really fucking retarded. There are tons of accidental babies or orphaned babies who are given up for adoption/foster homes.

Accidental? Nothing's accidental if you want to have sex just for the sake of having children.

Key word is a lot. As in, not all.

They have found genes that can alter the glow of certain bacteria, and you're saying they can't find the gene for homosexuality?

And homophobia is just a stupid term, considering that -homo means same and -phobia is a fear of
Is there such a thing as a fear of sameness?

Homophobia came from the word homosexual.

And husbandry came from the word husband.
(oh wait...)

That are retarded

Great, now I feel like a prick.

I meant that without teens and rape there would be no unwanted children. And with no unwanted children, gays would not have children for their own (cuz they can't have sex)

Spotting out genes isn't easy, but scientists have still uncovered a LOT (hence genetics)

And homophobia is just a stupid term, considering that -homo means same and -phobia is a fear of
Is there such a thing as a fear of sameness?

Here are my points :)

- Homosexuality is just plain grosss (it gives you cooties, and AIDS)

- Without male-female sex there would be no birth

- If homosexuality wasn't a mental disorder/choice, then where is the gay gene in the DNA of a homosexual person?

-And lastly, homosexual marriage is NOTHING without abortion and underage sex/rape, considering most homosexual marriages end up having children from other families.

At 5/23/10 05:32 PM, MrFinland wrote: Ha ha, teens and their hormones.

Ha, more like WHOREmones!

At 5/22/10 11:35 PM, thdrkside wrote:

At 5/22/10 11:30 PM, NGManiac203 wrote: I'm curious as to how these human centipedes breed...

Wow, you see something that disturbing and your first thoughts are "I wonder what human centipede porn would look like"
Oh Newgrounds, I never get bored of you.

"Pornography or porn is the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual excitement and erotic satisfaction." - Wikipedia

I don't think centipedes would have sex just to have erotic excitement for others. My question was just simply on how they breed, not make porn.

P.S., my name isn't "Newgrounds"

I'm curious as to how these human centipedes breed...

And you're a sixth grader?

What the fwock is this shit?

At 5/22/10 10:34 AM, YaoiMeowmaster wrote: Tweezers?

Yes.

Speaking of ants don't you hate those dumb asses with the magnifying glasses cackling like dumb fucks while they kill things that dont even scare or creep them out.

Yes.

We, the people, should also allow toplessness and acceptable nudity into television shows and other media, preferably female nudity.

Everyone wins :)

At 5/22/10 01:02 AM, Omorashi wrote: Believe me you have it good dude. I come from a broke ass family of abusive drug attics and alcoholics and I got kicked out of high school for making a list of like 200 account passwords( they kept login data in unencrypted text files; I couldn't help myself : / )

No, you just have it worse.

To the OP, I think you should hire an assassin and secretly kill and freeze your sister's body. When your parents think she's missing, hide the ice block with her inside into the far off cold lands of Canada. Hide her inside some kind of cavern so she never could be seen.

Flash forward to 30 days later.

Now you and the assassin take a "business" trip to Canada and go to the cavern to your still frozen sister. Carefully, take 5 gallons of lava and pour it over the ice block with your sister inside. The ice should melt, and her body should be shredded to ashes.

Flash forward 5 days later.

You are still in Canada, with your (now) best friend assassin, hanging out in a country club. You go back inside the frozen, chilly cavern and find the cooled rock from the lava. Carefully remove the evidence by cracking off the rock into many pieces. Put them into a bag and crush them into fine powder with a condensing truck. Take the powder and mold it into a convenient black cup as a "novelty" from Canada

Flash forward 2 days later.

You arrive back to your parent's house, with them feeling better and not divorced and show them the black cup you got from Canada. They would praise you and love you for all eternity.

Flash forward 2 years later.

The manhunt is still on for the assassin. Finally, the crime scene investigators find the suspect, the assassin you collaborated with, and arrested him for manslaughter. No one suspects you are the killer, and you can finally live your life in peace.

Flash forward 50 years later.

You remember what you did to your sister, and have a heart attack, dying on the ground.

I hope this was helpful advice.

The same feeling happens to me.
Right after I stretch, it feels like my whole brain is just pumped up and pressurized, then leaves my body. I feel dizzy and lose 60% of my control and might even trip.

but that just happens over the course of 6 seconds.

I usually get an erection if I am REALLY excited, even in school.
But I can also get it by sexual arousal.

heck, I have an erection right now

It's sorta funny that you guys call this "animal cruelty", when we are animals ourselves. Killing animals is just what ANY animal does. Just because we're human doesn't mean that we aren't animals and part of the pack.

However, I am shocked to find out that people didn't kill the seagull for defense/protection/hygiene, no, they did it for just the amusement of themselves, or just to see the seagull squirm.

Now THAT'S what I call pure stupidity. Killing an ant is nothing if you want it to stay out of your territory, but taring off it's limbs and antennae just for the sake of having it in pain is just awful.

At 6/24/09 06:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Drugs. All drugs. Not just marijuana. The government should not be able to regulate what goes in your body.

Sure, and let those affects in your body harm other people too.
( e.g. stoned while driving into somebody)

I'd like to legalize toplessness...no reason exactly :)

At 5/17/10 09:44 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: 6(3x+4x) - (4x-7)

This

38X+7

gee whiz am i smart or what?

If she really successfully wanted to get that baby, she should've just Falcon Punched that teen.

OHH YEAAAH

At 5/14/10 07:55 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 5/14/10 07:25 PM, andale524 wrote: Dolphins also have sex for pleasure

Actually, dolphins are very sick fucks.

Dolphins are also sick fucks that have sex for pleasure?
F*CK YOU DORPHIIIINNNESS!

At 5/13/10 09:50 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: I know I might go off-topic saying this, but I honestly am not proud to be an american. Now I pretty much see the USA as land for conmen, liars, killers, idiots, etc.

Yes, and liars, killers, and idiots aren't anywhere else on the globe...

Excuse umm, did YOU have anything involved with the creation of New York? Did your nearest family and cousins have ANYTHING which you just explained in that sentence there? People FROM Dutch created those things (I think) not you

Therefore not everyone deserves the recognition because not everyone was involved.

da moar u no

This thread's been done before.

Oh I have an idea!

stop screwing around in class

F*ck that 1971 and 2005 version
Imma stick with da original book!

ya ppl should be ashamed of yaselves.

At 5/12/10 03:35 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

For 2010 years, people have been trying to prove that God does or doesn't exist

2010 years? You think that people were born in the year 0 ( or 1) ?
More like several thousand years...

Dammit man, falcon punch that b*tch!

At 5/12/10 03:30 PM, ChevroletSpark wrote: just saw some spelling problems... sorry...

That user is obviously from a different country or has a different language.

Gawd double newb