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Response to: New Puppy! Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

Holy sh*t...

GREEN LAZER DOG! I SHOULDA KNOWN.

Response to: What race am I? Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

At 5/31/10 12:13 PM, killercomb wrote:
At 5/31/10 10:13 AM, adio0205 wrote:
At 5/31/10 09:41 AM, giveupyourwaffles wrote:
At 5/31/10 08:47 AM, iateamexican wrote: Orc?
Night elf.
Draenei
goblin
Dwarf.
MIthra.
Undead?
Blood Elf.
you are all wrong, he is obviously a tauren

Nope, can't you see it's obvious?
He's a human, just like all of us are.

HERP DURP DURP
Response to: Army Ad on Newgrounds Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

Yeah, I think Newgrounds shouldn't be selling themselves out to irrelevant ads such as the Army one.

Response to: Do you talk to yourself ? Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

I do talk to myself, and most of the time too. I think a lot of people around me are complete jackasses who want nothing more than telling insults or being annoying and I resort to talking to myself because I don't want to socialize much with these morons.

Otherwise, I talk to myself if there's nobody there and I want to share some thoughts that I want to keep secret.

Response to: I just got a job at Vector! Posted May 30th, 2010 in General

V-v-v-vectors?

I just got a job at Vector!

Response to: SOL Scores Posted May 30th, 2010 in General

At 5/30/10 01:18 PM, Fezz wrote: I would like to state that not all people in Virginia are inbred 12 year old turds like the one above me.

Just a large majority is.

How am I exactly a 12 year old turd? I'm freaking 16 years old...

Response to: SOL Scores Posted May 30th, 2010 in General

At 5/30/10 01:15 PM, 111122223138 wrote:
i live in pennsylvania, not that shitty state south of us

Crap, the school system didn't explain it was ONLY in Virginia
And shitty state? Are you on drugs maaaaaaan?

HAIL THE CONFEDERACY, you infidels!

Response to: SOL Scores Posted May 30th, 2010 in General

At 5/30/10 01:09 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Shit outta Luck scores?

lol wut?
What did you get on your SOL's, is what i'm asking.

Response to: Favorite Seth Macfarlane Cartoon Posted May 30th, 2010 in General

At 5/30/10 11:34 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: There's only 3, how much diversity could this possibly have?

Anyways, I like Family Guy and American Dad. The Cleveland Show is a piece of shit.

What are you implying!

Just because they are brown doesn't mean...
SOL Scores Posted May 30th, 2010 in General

What SOL scores did y'all get?
(Assuming you took it earlier)

I got myself 600 on all 3 of my honor's SOLS (woo!)
What about you?

Response to: the "r" word Posted May 29th, 2010 in General

At 5/29/10 01:35 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
technically, yes, i have a learning disability that causes my learning to be slowed down. so technically i am retarded. but you dont usually think of someone who has ADD as being retarded but we are. it just isnt limp down the hallway talking to the wall and biting your knuckles retarded.

How come every week I see a person saying that they have ADD or ADHD on newgrounds?

Response to: Why is jizz bad? Posted May 29th, 2010 in General

No, they just don't like mayonnaise.

Response to: New kid in school Posted May 28th, 2010 in General

At 5/28/10 12:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I'll add that I'm in Scotland. We have a history of kicking english ass. And his accent is just so pussyish. Drives me insane. I don't see how he would get any attention from it.

Pssh, foreigners.

Response to: penis facts Posted May 28th, 2010 in General

did you know that PENIS

Response to: It's buck naked.. Not butt naked. Posted May 28th, 2010 in General

Let's stop worrying about it, and start seeing buck/butt naked women!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Response to: Silly band bracelets... Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

Uh huh, I have seen those at my school. And they are RETARDED. I can't believe people will follow pointless fads just to get minor amusement. My brother currently has one that shapes like a guitar. This very much seems like a toddler thing. I can't believe that people would say "meh" to a computer or another ingenious product yet look at the band thing and say "COOL!"

Response to: When watching porn... Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

At 5/27/10 07:05 PM, adio0205 wrote: Age/Gender: n/a, Female
The fuck?

Picture to support post:

When watching porn...

Response to: Inappropriate? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

At 5/27/10 06:59 PM, Yukin wrote: Imagine yourself in class. The hotest chick passes by, you get a huge boner. Awkward....

I only get boners when seeing nude females.

Response to: I have defecated three times today Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

At 5/27/10 06:45 PM, Mikay wrote:
At 5/27/10 06:45 PM, NGManiac203 wrote: Only three times? That seems pretty normal to me...

heck i do that everyday
Seek help, please

Ok, because it's totally harming me and my daily life...

Response to: Inappropriate? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

At 5/27/10 06:51 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: ... Do you want to see Fat-Vages? Or Newground Dicks, for that matter?

I didn't say I wanted to see people go nude every time. I just said it is normal for the private parts to be seen by everyone without someone fainting and what not.

besides, who cares if I seen fat vags or ng dicks? I wouldn't stare at all, if that's what you're asking.
Response to: Inappropriate? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

Also another fact that your self control can't be overpowered by sexual urges:

The Himba tribe in Namibia have women who go publicly topless...everyday. The children there are just fine and playful while they watch their mothers' breasts. If this is possible, then its possible for the teens there to be sexually controlled and have no sexual urges towards the breasts since they've been a normal part of their lives.

Can you trip on acid? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

If for some reason, you were in acid rain or were in some type of factory where there was an acid leak, would the acid cause holes in your shoes to burn and thus, make you trip? This also goes for hydrochloric acid and what not.

Your thoughts, Newgrounds?

Response to: I have defecated three times today Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

Only three times? That seems pretty normal to me...

heck i do that everyday
Response to: I think I got raped... Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

This is why you shouldn't be girlfriends and boyfriends this early of age...
You should ALWAYS be a partner when you're ready to take on a certain responsibility, not to be very near another girl and have your hormones act up and have sex with her. You might never know when this thing could happen..

Or you're just lying.

Response to: Inappropriate? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

At 5/27/10 06:10 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: There are some people i don't want to see naked, and i definitely don't feel like staring at a bunch of cocks all day.

I see plenty of cocks when i come here.

That's the thing, what shock do you have from seeing cocks? Don't you see yours when peeing or taking a bath? I don't mean to ask you for homosexual behavior but a cock is just another organ in your body...

Response to: Inappropriate? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

Appreciate the comments, however I was merely asking why the reason people are so shocked by genitals and what not. I did not say NUDISM, I just believe no one should freak out about genitals and should be more acceptable to be seen by the other sex. I also think wearing your clothes at the appropriate times is good (NOT ALL THE TIME) because it protects your body from dirtiness and injury.

The fat greasy guys should only be seen naked at gym lockers or nudist beaches....lol

Inappropriate? Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

I wonder why the general public think it's "inappropriate" for the showing of body parts, mainly the genitalia. It's completely natural and people are born with it. It's just like the arm or the face or the hair, it is a useful body part that functions. But why are locals think it's such a big deal? The penis and vagina are both reproductive (and excretory) body parts and yet people don't look into the importance of how a human is made. Is their any logic behind this?

What are your thoughts?

Response to: show us your report card! Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

Algebra 1 - A

PE - C+

US History (Honors) - A

Science (Honors) - B+

English (Honors) - B

All other classes are electives and kinda useless.

Response to: In Georgia, US, it's illegal to... Posted May 27th, 2010 in General

At 5/27/10 03:46 PM, Dark-critical wrote: Oral sex is illegal in America? I think I should stay in my own country then...

Apparently you didn't read the entire thread....

Response to: SAT scores? Posted May 26th, 2010 in General

My brother got 400/2400 near average on his SAT.

oh the shame!