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At 6/8/10 05:10 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: Everytime I see the level 60 icon, I feel sorry for the poor bastard who spent around ten years of his/her life trying to get there.

There is not one single person on Newgrounds that has a level 60 icon.
However, there's one that's the highest ever: Pimp

I would have to say Yoshi's are asexual...they reproduce without sexual contact.

a) There are no male partners the Yoshi's have that could birth a baby

b) Get over it, it's a video game character.

At 6/7/10 05:28 PM, WTL wrote: so me and my girlfriend

NOOO I'M MELTTTINNNNGGGG....

I was watching the "Assault Series" on Addicting Games and enjoyed it, until it died out. After that, I went on Google to look for some cool action series that I could find. I found the Madness Series and saw it on Newgrounds. After that I was hooked to all the other stuff on Newgrounds.

I'm currently taking SAT questions in middle school to prepare for the whole thing

I don't do good on timed tests

My brother got less than 400 :(

I think doing 24 hour time is just taking another step into figuring it out, because you first have to look at it, erase 12 from the hours' side and examine it as PM or AM.

I do this, of course, if the time is 13:00 or higher

If that kid is lacking in his grades, he has every right to stay home for a project.
For his mother doing homework, I just think that's plain retarded (in my view)

But that doesn't mean he's gay...try harder.

Meh, most of U.S. ( I think ) goes by AM/PM so I get ridiculously confused when looking at 24 hour time.

takes me 5 seconds to figure out the 24 hour time

At 6/7/10 02:45 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/7/10 02:25 PM, btriangle wrote:

Not as much as I used to. It's just a known fact that women make better multitasker ;D

I did the second one though I don't get the results much 3:

Multitask out of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.

At 6/7/10 03:55 PM, Makeshift wrote: I think you all just need to meet him.

Wow, he's soooo indifferent.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH black man on the loose!

It's funny, I see a bunch of idiots making nonsensical sayings, misspellings, and percentages.
It's more funny to see people say "they didn't laugh once" yet still posted.

These people are even stupid for posting in this useless thread.

At 6/7/10 03:48 PM, LimitedMortality wrote: So I'm going to university to study Journalism. I feel like my life is properly moving on and I'm really maturing; it's like a stepping stone in my life.

So uh, what do you guys think about this news and Journalism?

If you CALL that maturing.

ba da BOOM.

Yet he hasn't had any sexual contact, affair, or attraction to other boys that, by definition, makes him a homosexual?

Right.

Harden, Hydro-pump, Destiny Bond

Wait, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

At 6/6/10 08:24 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: They have tried setting the ocean on fire already, The best we can do is go to the ocean and steal gas for your car... Heh FREE GAS!

Unrefined gas?

Are you mad sir, have you no decency? Have you no decency sir?

At 6/6/10 08:19 PM, auron789 wrote: im gonna be very bored this summer so i would like to watch some new anime. any recommendations?

If you're into action - Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z

If you're into blood, gore, nudity, and swearing - Elfen Lied

At 6/6/10 08:16 PM, Turd-Uzi wrote: you FAGGOT

You could've savored your very first posts since 3 years ago more effectively...

I thought going first and second base was a good thing...

At 6/6/10 06:22 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: I got a riddle. Two coins add up to 30 cents and ones not a quarter. Solve it.

A quarter and a nickel.

At 6/6/10 08:03 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 6/6/10 07:58 PM, Fezz wrote: RIP Coffee Pot.

They always die so young.

Oh really?

The FUCK.

At 6/5/10 05:55 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

:: because tampons are for pussies.

Oh haha.

But seriously, I think what you need to do is some major procedures if you want to stop your period. What I recommend is a daily castration, take a knife and slowly chisel off a patch of your balls' skin. Meanwhile, go to the doctor, and if necessary, take a sterilization procedure in order to slow down the flow of blood.

The only times I have been banned (as I remember) is by posting in spam threads. Most I got banned was for a month or so.

Heck, I got banned one day before June!

The one who is most capable of doing a job or doing housework does it.

my point of view

Uprising by Margaret Peterson Haddix.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't hate large bodies of land...

No, but we may be able to have a logical phallacy.

Ooooh burn.

At 6/2/10 10:01 PM, Old-Man-Tussin wrote: he would have let anne frank play modern warfare. unfortunately, history is repeating itself, and the freedom loving patriots of this great nation are being cuckolded by corrupt internet rulers.
check into it, see the truth, and let it burn the sin into your look-orbs.

FIGHT THE POWER!THE HIDEOUS TRUTH!

Ahh, I see what you did thar.
The original picture said "Always Carpool" or something.

Damn brits taking their mushroom'd tea and crumpits!