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Response to: When do you go to sleep? Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: I fucking love to sleep. Everthing is so happy and awesome when I sleep; like the awesome dream I'm about to have when I go to sleep around 10:00 tonight.

I go at the same times :D
I love having good dreams, especially wet dreams.

Response to: New Definition of F** Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 09:41 PM, TRlCKY wrote: You're such a good guy.

*blushes*

Response to: Why do i never see Centaur furrys? Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 09:40 PM, letiger wrote: I mean come on what do furryhs have against centaurs? theyere half human half animal so whats the problem? Are you anti-centite!?!?!?

Sir, you better take your gay porn of the thread right now...

New Definition of F** Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Fag (n.) Used to describe extremely annoying bike riders on a Harley.

What do you think? Eh? Eh??

Response to: Sexual Fantasies with Pokemon Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 09:34 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote:
At 11/5/09 09:33 PM, NGManiac203 wrote:
At 11/5/09 09:32 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Tsih mna is a scik fcuk.

I can slightly understand more anthropomorphic fetishes, but Mankeys are borderline bestiality.
I'm sorry! :(
Is a Rhydon good enough?
Male or FEMALE.

LMAO.

Um female, duh.

Response to: Sexual Fantasies with Pokemon Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 09:32 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Tsih mna is a scik fcuk.

I can slightly understand more anthropomorphic fetishes, but Mankeys are borderline bestiality.

I'm sorry! :(
Is a Rhydon good enough?

Sexual Fantasies with Pokemon Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

I thoiught about a lot of having sex with a female Mankey

Do you ever have a sexual fantasy with pokemon?

Sexual Fantasies with Pokemon

Response to: I'm sorry, I lied. Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

I lied that i'm not the wimpiest person on Newgrounds :*(

Just the opposite...

Response to: BlueHippo is mentally ill Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/4/09 11:24 PM, Goldfire64 wrote:
At 11/4/09 11:22 PM, 95688kage wrote: I commented :3
i replied!

I laughed!

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 06:45 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: I personally like this anagram maker cuz it shows you all possible anagrams.

Only like 1 or 2 good options show up there. Rest 998 doesn't make sense. Plus this anagram maker makes letters into more funny words :D

Real Name : HURRAY! A SATAN (Oh my god...)

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Rick Astley : Real Sticky (:O)

Hard On : Oh Darn!

Response to: Fuck me! Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Are you a girl? Cuz i'd love to fuck you.

If not, imma fucking stab you to death of misleading titles, fucker

jk

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Sex Cum Dick Anal Rape : Sexed-Up, Rank Acclaim

Masturbation: It's Nob Trauma (SO TRUE!)

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Death Bed Fornicators: Retarded Son of a Bitch

Rosie O' Donnell : On Senile Drool

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Sucky Sucky Five Dollar : Flavourless, Yucky Dick!

Pwned N00bs

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Kanye West : Sweet Yank/Nasty Week

Spongebob Squarepants : Pong Bob Rape Squatness (LMAO)

Did you stick it in her? : This Dicky Euridition!

Madness Aggregation : Maggot Endearing Ass

Eric Cartman : I'm Arc Nectar/ A trim cancer

Steve Jobs : Jove's Best

:D

Response to: The best fight you had Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

I once said a guy was retarded. He proceeded to pick me up by one hand, and shoved me right into the locker. The pain was devastating, as i already broke four joints and my skull a little crushed. Picking me out of the locker, the bully started thrashing me with a sledgehammer and knocked several spine bones out of place. He took a nail gun and started nailing my aching flesh to the floor. It was horrible, as he started to burn me with a flame thrower and shoot me multiple times with his uzi, then a submachine gun. After my whole body was wrecked, he climbed on a steam tank, blew down the walls, and flattened me in the path.

If it's anyone to give kudos to for the fight, it would be him.

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

At 11/5/09 05:26 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Abraham Lincoln's anagram name is OH MAN! BRAIN CALL

I laughed my fucking ass off at that. Lol.

It surprises me so much that anagrams, mixed up letters, can be true

Clint Eastwood : Lies down to act

Abraham Lincoln : Mr. Halo Cannibal (why does he have so much to do with flesh?)

Marilyn Monroe: I marry loon men

Bucket Of Nails: Suckable, if not...

DON'T BE AFRAID TO ADD PUNCTUATION AND REVERB IT A LITTLE :D

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

Rofl, seeing some posts that are quite great here.

I'll post my own :

Michael Jordan is : IDOL CAN JAM HER

Stoners : ON RESTS

Apocalypse Is A Lie : OILY AS SPECIAL APE

Roflmfao : FOOL FARM

Sirtom's Anagram Is: GRIM OR AS SATANISM

Masturbate A Boner: AMATEUR ABSORBENT

If you want to make more, go here.

P.S. Whoever who feels offended by my bump can go suck a dead moose's balls.

Response to: Don't even lie. Posted November 4th, 2009 in General

Holy shit, I DO have that same blanket!
Are we like, related? :O

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 4th, 2009 in General

At 11/4/09 07:41 PM, Endless-Psychoticism wrote:
At 11/4/09 07:38 PM, NGManiac203 wrote:
At 11/4/09 07:37 PM, Endless-Psychoticism wrote: "Gering's anagram name is"
Well, what is it.
You're not supposed to put any other punctuation in there.
Just letters.
That's the thing. I posted what the message was after I typed the name.

Sorry, I can't understand Japanese. Is it okay for you to go here?

Response to: Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 4th, 2009 in General

At 11/4/09 07:37 PM, Endless-Psychoticism wrote: "Gering's anagram name is"
Well, what is it.

You're not supposed to put any other punctuation in there.
Just letters.

Hilarious Anagrams Posted November 4th, 2009 in General

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

Parliament = Armpit Lane

Newgrounds = Wrong Nudes

Go here to make your own (no you don't always have to put your name)

Response to: 130 year old! Posted April 10th, 2009 in General

That's pretty amazing how such woman could live THAT long under the aging circumstances. Her life could be miserable (seeing friends and family die) or cool (reliving every single era of the new world appearing before her eyes.) Although it's hard to believe she's 130 if she doesn't have a birth certificate :(

Also: In a century, I bet 95 % of the population of people die on Earth. So they're are some great chances that the Kazakh woman met a whole new race of humans :O

Response to: Whats the worst pick up line ever? Posted March 17th, 2009 in General

If I was a booger, i'd pick you...

Response to: Madness combat 9, hank's stats.. Posted March 17th, 2009 in General

Hank better hit the books rather than hit the heads!

Response to: Discussing Madness Aggregation Posted March 17th, 2009 in General

At 3/17/09 07:16 PM, speakerlight wrote: You motherfucking cunt what the fuck was up with the stupid ass rick roll you inbred fucker!fucking wasted 10 minutes of my life trying to navigate away from that.

My fault?? You were the one who entered the site anyway.

Remember kids, this is a lesson to all of you...

DON'T OPEN MYSTERIOUS UNPROTECTED LINKS.

:D

Response to: Happy St. Patrick's Day! Posted March 17th, 2009 in NG News

I had the most unlucky day ever :(

I just got a quarter, then I lost it.

I mean, HOW UNLUCKY IS THAT??

Discussing Madness Aggregation Posted March 17th, 2009 in General

So, what rating would you give for Madness Aggregation by Krinkels?

It could only be a specific number out of 10, and leave a comment saying why.

I give it a 10/10, much better than Madness 7 or 8.

Response to: Rick roll sites. Posted July 1st, 2008 in General

hay, I know one...

Rick and Roll site