At 9/7/09 12:30 PM, Makeshift wrote: lol. Seriously, every sig on the last like 10 pages have been terrible.

I didn't say all that. I just asked what happened to the good ones.

I'm talkin the Juggernauts (formerly Alucard), the Scabfairy's, the Quikfox's... the NGCA's lmao.

hmmm I'll fill some requests between classes tomorrow, if i can.

What happened to all the good sig makers of olde?

At 4/14/09 03:51 PM, Rig wrote: Ooo, a funny band. I love them! Wait, they're popular? Screw them, they're overrated and not funny at all!

Couldn't have said it better.
That's basically what it is with everything on this site.

At 4/14/09 01:39 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Any hip-hop that most people have heard of, except for the Wu Tang Clan, sucks. Underground shit is cool enough.

What do you classify as underground, that's awfully vague in hip-hop... lots of dudes don't get air time.

At 4/14/09 01:11 AM, Venomyz wrote: i wonder how all this religion came up in the first place.

People didn't have the capacity to understand what was going on in nature - lightning, floods, existence, etc. And they didn't know why we were here and for what purpose. So to explain the happenings they created Gods. And to impose and enforce morals, they created stories and commandments and rules. It served its purpose and still does in a sense of teaching morality, but it's still just stories and fables at the end of the day.

At 4/14/09 12:25 AM, PikaRobo wrote: comitting suicide: Who are the braver ones?
The ones who are too afraid to find out what the rest of life is like?
Or the ones willing to take the chance to see what is on the other side?

The ones who live life regardless of how great or bad it is and then experience what's on the other side after braving this side.
Jumping ship early is cowardly or selfish depending on how you view it. Not brave.

At 4/14/09 12:48 AM, Zacht3hking wrote:

At 4/14/09 12:43 AM, NGCA wrote:

At 4/14/09 12:30 AM, Zacht3hking wrote: No, this fuck face is the worst

Also, there's worse rappers: Current day 50 Cent, O.J. Da Juiceman, Gucci Mane, Lil' Wayne, Drake, Jermaine Dupri... list goes on. Soulja Boy Tell'em is not even really a rapper. He's a hip-POP artist.

At least those "artists" don't fucking talk out of pitch. Every time I listen to that song I want to cut off somebodys balls.

Uhm. All those artists rap monotone and out of pitch. Except lil wayne who is out of pitch but not monotone. Don't worry, I'm sure Souljaboy will pick up autotuner.

At 4/14/09 12:48 AM, mrpwnzer wrote:

Any other half witty attempts to avoid the topic.

Why did you bring up metal and rock on a topic about crappy rap artists?

I guess that was a yes. You said it was the genre where people talk. A matter of fact is, most vocalists do some form of talking, otherwise, they'd be called singers and not vocalists.

At 4/14/09 12:30 AM, Zacht3hking wrote: No, this fuck face is the worst

Also, there's worse rappers: Current day 50 Cent, O.J. Da Juiceman, Gucci Mane, Lil' Wayne, Drake, Jermaine Dupri... list goes on. Soulja Boy Tell'em is not even really a rapper. He's a hip-POP artist.

At 4/14/09 12:27 AM, mrpwnzer wrote:

At 4/14/09 12:25 AM, NGCA wrote: Remind me of how that's different from most metal and rock? Oh. Right. It isn't.

wait a minute...metal and rock are different?

Well fundamentally, they're two different genres, so yes.
Any other half witty attempts to avoid the topic.

At 4/14/09 12:23 AM, mrpwnzer wrote: ah yes rap; the type of "music" where it's just people talking, but with a beat in the background.

Remind me of how that's different from most metal and rock? Oh. Right. It isn't.

Also, Jadakiss = best rapper alive.

At 4/14/09 12:12 AM, Syphonik wrote: When you are in a room alone at night and there is a closet door open, do you ever get the feeling that something will jump out and come after you when the lights are off?

No. Who do you think is the one waiting to jump out of the closet?

At 4/13/09 11:59 PM, Venomyz wrote: What is your opinion on death?

Sux.

do you go to heaven with god?

Yeah.... about that.........

do you appear in some paradise?

The paradise of nonexistence.

maybe a buddha heaven?

No, but that'd be kinda nice. Buddha is that dude.

or... you just die?

Well obviously no matter what, you just die.

Blah blah blah, i'm an atheist, I have original thoughts, I bring novel and fresh concepts to the table. i'm not one to truly believe in religion, i dislike religion. but i believe in silly things like magic and a paradise. maybe a state of mind or reicarnation.
what do you think??

That there's too much unoriginality in the world and you just contributed. Also, stop reading Harry Potter.

Should have tuned in to the local Hip-Hop station.

Dipset, I said that shit.

At 4/13/09 11:29 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Way to top off this sorry excuse of a post with a pathetic bias statement.

Ironic because every statement you've made was based on bias. So. Yeah.

I WILL STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW AND TURN AROUND IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE.

At 4/13/09 11:13 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I'd highly doubt he's out and about being sociable while on NewGrounds checking up Cherry Dr Pepper. Come the fuck on.

Let me paint you a picture with words. And acrylic paint:

Maybe he was with some friends about to swing over to the local corner store to pick up some pop but oh wait - let me check to see if they'll have that new awesome flavor! Oh, my iPhone/iTouch is dying. Quickly, I'll ask Newgrounds before we waist our time, because we're efficient angsty teens. Yeah.

Just because you may or may not sit on your couch and pet your pet and eat junk food when your not sexually assaulting your desktop, does NOT mean, that everyone else is.

And that does certainly not make superior technology become inferior technology.

At 4/13/09 11:10 PM, Jezuz wrote: It realized how badly your house smelled as soon as it got in, however due to a lack of memory that spans longer than 15 seconds, it essentially decided suicide was a better option than living in your piece of shit house for another second.

I love your house, by the way. Lovely curtains.

Hmmmm... White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?

At 4/13/09 11:05 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: To hopefully push someone, somewhat, to use a desktop computer or a laptop instead of an over-priced useless paper weight.

If he's already purchases said paper weight, why not use it to browse mobile interwebs? Also, you can used iPhone internet while hanging out with your pretend friends and doing activities and beings outside. Compare: inside, lonely, cold, friendless, isolated desktop of yours. Nah, you didn't have a purpose, besides your "Wait.... what?" moment and then feeling stupid. And then covering it up with put downs.

WE DON'T PUT UP WITH PUT DOWNS.
YEAHHHHH.

Yeah. Put downs.

At 4/13/09 10:56 PM, Bergonbelson wrote: Before you ask, YES this is a parody thread!

This already reeks of failure.
You shouldn't have to answer this question.
It should be funny and apparent and witty.

At 4/13/09 10:53 PM, The-NoOne-KT9 wrote: And as for Cherry Dr Pepper, looks like I have to put up with more of the pop companies bullshit. Just like with Cherry and Vanilla Coke. I'm going to fucking start a petition.

None of these products are any good.

Do they have Sprite? Yes?

Then you're fuckin' set for life.

At 4/13/09 10:44 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I can hold my temper better than a five year old, so no. I don't.

Oh, lemme just reach here in my handy sack of brag and pull out a line.

At 1/8/09 11:49 PM, NikeThanatos wrote: Despite my all-time favourite car being the Dodge Viper, I very well know that German cars are superior to all others. They're years ahead of any other car-producing cars.

Viper? Oh, so you're teenage white trash. Got it. Explains everything. Say no more.

By the way, American car companies are on their way out of business, while Japanese cars are flourishing so you can go explain that piece of economics to me later.

And if you mean in power of high end cars then German/East European cars and Japanese cars still win.
"American muscle" is over-rated, nationalistic, machismo, propaganda that is spoon-fed to those dumb enough to gobble it up.

At 1/8/09 11:43 PM, Hancack wrote: True so thanks for not turning this into a race topic, but really what do you mean by ethnics for there were more than just black people!

By ethnics, I meant minorities, by which I mean people who aren't in the majority.
By which I mean white people.

In the continental United States.

At 1/8/09 11:43 PM, NikeThanatos wrote:

At 1/8/09 11:23 PM, NGCA wrote: Japanese/German cars > the rest.

German Cars > The Rest > Japanese Cars

You typed in the signs backwards.
Fool.

At 1/8/09 11:28 PM, Waterdancer wrote: I really don't see how you guys on the east coast are able to manage those things, especially when they happen that often.

Must be tough being a Californian...

lol@naming the wrong coast

At 1/8/09 11:39 PM, ChickenReaper wrote: I'm in Atwater in Los Angeles and I didn't feel anything, but my mom did

I bet she did.

At 1/8/09 11:39 PM, Hancack wrote: Why are setting my shit off topic?

Because being on topic would involve me blaming ethnics because they're the only people that riot.

And that would be racist.

Isn't there supposed to be an earthquake coming that will send California and thusly the bay area into the sea?

Like where tha fuck is this earthquake at, it's been 15 years comin'.

C'mon like seriously. I can't remember anything good about CA except the hyphy movement.

If the beat ain't bumpin and my trunk ain't thumpin when i'm sittin sidewayz in my slab, that shit ain't fresh. Ya digg?

Japanese/German cars > the rest.

If you're any good at the game it'll take you about an hour and a half to unlock everything again.
You were playing it anyway, so now instead of just practice, you can see it as constructive practice.

Today is also my birthday. Go figure.

Deoxys.

Charmander