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It's cruel and unusual. Cold showers suck ass. Try to take a cold shower. It sucks ass.

The real issue here is that she's a terrible mom, who resorts to methods of control that will leave her kid a mental case.

When you discipline a kid, you're setting an example for how one should go about getting what they want. If you hit them, they'll probably become violent. If you subject them to cruel experiments... I have no idea. They'll probably have a messed up sense of cause and effect. The repercussion for not sharing, for example, is loneliness. It's better to learn that, than the repercussion for not sharing is hot sauce.

Woman just needs to raise honest kids the honest way.

The government shot her and framed the kid.

Perfect crime.

gtfo

At 12/30/14 01:10 PM, Hoodie wrote: They get boring, no matter which side of the sucking you're on.

Or maybe it's just me...

Can't speak for the giving. But, try different mouths, because the people attached to them either have it or they don't.

I couldn't give a blowjob but I have fulfilled my oral obligation by eating mountains of pussy.

My first blowjob was on a bunk bed with her friend's friend right above us, college, freshman year. We finished elsewhere. I think I briefly escaped samsara.

At 1/26/09 10:21 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Scripting Issue:

Yes but the scripting in so much videotaped porn is just as bad.

Body Parts (out of proportion):
The chick always has tits that are as big as basketballs, and the guy always has a stupidly long cock. Occasionally things will be in proportion, but it's rare.

Yes but same thing in most porn -- I don't care to get off to it because it's nothing like the real thing. All over the media, men and women's bodies are blown into unreasonable proportion. Actors get famous for having a big chin. Imagine that? If your chin made you a millionaire?

It's stupid and it's why that skinny girls and big girls and all girls are sexy. Tall girls, short girls. Girls in different or no clothing.

I'm fucking tired of celebrities.

Trust me, I could throw like 20 more things into this thread that turn me off of hentai, but here's.

Above all the stuff I put up there, the thing that will always keep hentai from turning me on is the fact that it was drawn by some nasty 30-something-year-old Japanese virgin sat there for hours drawing it.

As a rule of thumb, don't think about Japanese men while your masturbate.

Confession. I used to get turned on by hentai. I outgrew it.

America's getting screwed because of colonization. We're in Afghanistan because of, what, civil rights issues and to set up a fair government? For one of the hastiest wars we ever rushed into, it sure has been drawn out, and it sure has cost us a lot of time

and money

to perpetuate what's become an obligation.

"How dare those people fight for their country?"

I don't know, guys.

Sketchy stuff.

I show up at the portal, which should be the front page of the site. Take a dive, blam some crap. Check the forums and my notifications secretly hoping that I don't have to debunk some thing I've said, prove my validity on some stupid point. Then look for something to make me laugh or some moral dilemma on General. Video Games sometimes. Politics.

Sometimes I find an author or artist and try to look through their crap. There are some seriously talented and funny personages out and about Newgrounds. We all know where egoraptor got his start. Newgrounds is a fucking awesome platform for all kinds of crappy art and opinions.

At 12/29/14 01:05 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: me too and I mean this in the most offensive way possible.

--supergandhi64

Fixed.

At 12/28/14 10:14 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 12/28/14 10:09 PM, dem0lecule wrote:

At 12/28/14 10:06 PM, Lorkas wrote: Because I want to feel less fear when I'm on my death bed.

I feel sorry for you.

Just preparing for death.

Dead with kids: Oh boo, you're dead.

Dead without kids: Oh boo, you're dead.

At 12/28/14 06:19 PM, stafffighter wrote: Have you noticed how sometimes people will have priorities but they aren't my priorities? What's up with that? Are they saying I'm wrong? Turning this into a personal attack is just fucking uncalled for. Assholes.

Hey dude I'm not making it personal. I'm observing this only as a thing which has parents. I can tell it's a good deal for me, and that sometimes it's an O-K thing for them.

At 12/28/14 06:12 PM, KevinButtchin wrote: it can give people a purpose in life

Yes! And from the perspective of a kid (22) it is a seriously bum deal. I think one would be better off, say, donating a shitload of money to charity every year, than making another human and raising it and hoping it can do something good for the world.

Why not adoption? Why is it seemingly fundamentally better to raise "one of your own"? It's like instinct! And humans are supposed to be beyond instinct.

I wish I could actually feel or rationalize the "having a kid" thing, so that it weren't just some mysterious force that sweeps people over. As it stands I think it's as unknown to us as physics is to a dandelion.

At 12/28/14 06:05 PM, Bit wrote: The need to breed is written into our genetic code.

That's why sometimes your peepee feels tingly when you look at pretty ladies.

Not true.

Homosexuals' peepees feel tingly when they look at people with whom they can't bear children.

There is no "need," as demonstrated by the millions of geniuses who have gone without it.

It seems more like the desire to do things which lead to breeding dictate life. But there is no "breed" gene, and DNA itself, which has no genetic code, BEING genetic code, reproduces.

So it's because we're made of DNA? But would a rational man really say, "I want to have kids, because I'm made of DNA?" No -- more likely he's in love, or felt that way. But then love wouldn't exist without reproduction.

New question: Would love exist if it weren't for reproduction?

I still don't understand anything.

At 12/28/14 05:33 PM, Bit wrote: Insects lack the higher brain functions required to dream.

More complicated =/= "higher." With less complication we could stay truer to life's purpose, which is to fuck and eat.

Tell everybody.

I don't understand it. It's a huge drain on time and money. You can have sex without conceiving. There's no population shortage.

At 12/27/14 10:47 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: You're welcome. :)

Ty, ty. Gj, gj.

Damn dude. I'm basically a pagan Buddhist atheist. Why the hate?

At 12/27/14 12:05 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: This should actually work now.

Indeed it does.

There I did it.

My friends and I used to call each other the most shocking things we could think of. Then we went on to become monks and writers.

I know.

God Japanese porno is boring.

"Oh! Ooh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ohh. Oh!"

As if I'm gonna watch a guy finger someone for five minutes...

The technology is a step in the right direction.

At 12/3/14 12:06 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Though I do think it says something about the state Murica is in. The fact that it's people have no issue with making and watching a comedy about killing a living world leader, is interesting to say the least. It screams "We're Murica, we're the god of this world! Suck our red white and blue cock!".

It's more like, we don't give a shit about Seth Rogan's new comedy. If you want to suck my cock for it, go right ahead.

Maybe it's time for a reality check, maybe North Korea should attack. Maybe, just maybe, it's time for 9/11 number two, to knock that cocky tower down.

Here's a reality check -- go fuck yourself for making light of war and invasion.

You're really obviously envious of America.

At 12/3/14 02:29 AM, GoodLuckTurtle wrote: Seth Rogan is Canadian.

Plot twist!

What program are you using?

Good news is this happens to everyone.

Even girls.

Cool kids are fucking losers.

At 12/25/14 08:13 PM, Feelbone wrote: arent you the guy that finds the most biased opinion on the internet and claim that as proof

like you guys love slinging insults at those who dont agree with you

You mean like exactly what you just did?

How about, substantiate anything you say?

At 12/24/14 05:31 AM, Boredy-Mcbored wrote: I'm ready! Shit, I forgot to start shopping. Hopefully, that electric vibrator for my sister can ship in time!

Share pics of her using it?

The club scene is a lie. Nobody is as happy as they say they are. The music is shitty and too loud. Congratulations.

Now get to the point where you're so cool that you can go someplace that's supposed to be cool but is actually lame and still have a good time.

At 12/24/14 03:46 AM, Voltage wrote: Do people just not see the Political forum or are they just trying to get responses by random people that can't be taken seriously?

I was originally going to post this on the Political forum but I didn't want people to take it too seriously. I'd rather laugh once or twice while getting the opinions of the masses than read a bunch of highfalutin droll from three or four politicos.

At 12/24/14 10:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: i know many prostitutes

hmu if you need anything

Oh, Sekhem...

Maybe.

It seems impossible to stop. There was probably never a time in history when a guy couldn't find a prostitute if he sought one hard enough.

It's also somebody's body. How can you say, "There is (practically) no limit to what you can do sexually, as long as you don't do it for money"? Money works its way into everything, including sex.

If it weren't taboo, then maybe people who engage in prostitution would be able to get help (if they need it) because people are willing talk about it. Discourse instead of automatic shaming.

I have never rented a prostitute.