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You're lucky.

For my birthday I get $50 and another $20 from my grandmother.

Christ.

At 11/2/08 07:28 PM, a-person1 wrote: Why is there a cock in the upper left corner?

Why is there an inverted swastika in the lower left corner?

I can't do anything without flaw; nor am I good at anything.

Almost every time I have a nightmare I come to consciousness in a sudden jolt and find myself unable to wake up my body.

The dream in and of itself isn't very frightening, but that initial panic from being unable to move is what causes a muffled scream.

At 11/2/08 06:45 PM, Gortag wrote: No contest:

http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/

FUCKING BOOKMARKED!!

WE DID IT!

Wouldst Thou like to take a gander under my frock?

I'm making swastikas. Join me.

At 11/2/08 12:43 PM, Nikenick wrote: There is no heaven or hell.
There are no ghosts.
There is no reincarnation.
There is no god.

FFS people grow up, when you're dead then you're dead, that's it, GAME OVER!

I would love to point out the hypocrisy in your statement.

people grow up

You're the one bitching about peoples' personal beliefs as if it truly influenced you.

You, sir, need to grow up. And get laid. Because according to your beliefs this is the end of the line.

Might as well get your cock wet, right?

At 11/2/08 12:56 PM, OddFellow wrote: My female friend always goes on about how im such a nerd, but i dont understand where shes coming from.

what really defines a nerd?

If she met me she'd be willing to call you a jock.

I can't talk to girls;
I get straight E's (lol apathetic);
I have two friends;
I'm average height, and fatter than holy hell;
I have messy black/dark brown hair;
I'm too poor to buy video games;
I've never played a sport.

I've done something social with people 4 times in my life.

Does this make me a nerd?

Welcome to the internet. Under the veil of anonymity people are free to say whatever-the-fuck they wish, without having to worry of repercussions.

They're probably too much of a pansy to say it in real life so they say it online, giggling incessantly.

At 11/2/08 02:11 PM, SmokeX28 wrote: My parents stole my keys to my car, could i hotwire a 2002 kia rio? b/c idk wtf i would be doing, all i kno is i gotta play with wires under the steering wheel right? is there an easier way?

With your spelling I'm shocked to hear you're old enough to drive or even have your license.

They probably didn't steal it, they probably took them away in punishment.
Re-evaluate the situation. Have you done something that might warrant them confiscating your car keys?

I guess you should just stick your cock in the gas tank. I've heard that works wonders.

At 11/2/08 01:17 PM, WhySo wrote: Btw the candidates incase you dont know are: Barack Obama and John McCain

Not quite. You're forgetting minor and third party candidates.

I'd vote for Nader. Why? Because one vote doesn't matter. I'm not going to decide the election so I might as well give it to someone who has no hope of winning unless people, like me, pity him.

It also doesn't matter that I'd vote for Nader because I'm only 16.

At 10/30/08 05:20 AM, Life-Stream wrote: When you die what could actually happen? Would it be like just seeing black as if you was asleep?

Nobody believes that.

First off, when you sleep you don't see black. You either dream or are in a dream-like state.

Second, if you're atheist then you believe that you cease to exist. You wouldn't see black for eternity. You would see nothing. You wouldn't exist, and you wouldn't be able to perceive that because all that you were is rotting in the ground or has rotten in the ground.

If you're Christian like I am, you're more inclined to believe in an afterlife of sorts. Usually heaven or hell.

Some believe in reincarnation.

There really isn't much that could happen. You cease to exist, you exist somewhere else, you exist as something else; that's it. Nobody really knows.

The infamous 'Friend Zone' is better than the place I am in, mate; that is for damn sure.

Girls refuse to talk to me, let alone consider me a friend.

Ya rly.

At 11/1/08 09:32 PM, andy70707 wrote:

At 11/1/08 09:31 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: Watch horror movies.

It would have been more appropriate last night but it would still keep you awake.

lol, we just watched tenacious D, but its not really a horror movie.

Watch the Pain Series.

At 11/1/08 09:30 PM, gekko007 wrote: i do believe your penis is small :)

That was the joke. . . it is quite small.

Watch horror movies.

It would have been more appropriate last night but it would still keep you awake.

Fable 2, Grand Theft Auto 4, Super Smash Bros Brawl.

I won't get them until I can buy the systems for $20 in some shitty yard sell.

At 11/1/08 09:13 PM, Tehpivot wrote: CAUTION: SMALL OBJECTS, LIKE HARD CANDIES, MAY BECOME LODGED IN THE THROAT.

That sounds an awful lot like the sticker on my penis.

CAUTION: SMALL OBJECTS, LIKE HARD PENISES, MAY BECOME LODGED IN THE THROAT.

If you don't like King of the Hill you have propane.

In your urethra.

I've heard from a very reliable source that the internet will be destroyed soon.

Are you telling me that we're all controversial cowboys?

Kitty Concord.

This doesn't work very well.

I wasn't strict when I was a mod on another site. I was pretty lenient.

Still wasn't afraid to wield the banhammer if necessary.

At 11/1/08 01:38 AM, Eclipse914 wrote:

At 11/1/08 01:33 AM, Deathspam wrote: I for one am happy, that show wasn't funny at all and was a waste of air time.

Yeah dude that show sucked like really really really fucking hard, they could at least replace it with American Dad!

American Dad is decent but nowhere near as good as King of the Hill.

The Simpsons is just overkill. I stopped watching it a while ago. I was never fond of Family Guy.

At 10/31/08 08:36 PM, homor wrote: whats prop 8?

Google, my dear friend. It's Google.

<a>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=
prop+8&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=<a>

At 10/31/08 08:32 PM, ChaosBeam21 wrote: I think the sword wins

Are you sure?