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. . . So, you're trying to get us to do something spanning the month of November, so you tell us to do it 1/3rd of the way through the month?

Good going, smartass.

At 11/11/08 02:19 AM, hinaluv13 wrote: sometimes i can catch him looking at me so ill look at him right back but then hell drop his gaze. once he was looking at me and i looked up, and then we were just staring at each other across the classroom.

Sorry about staring at you. I didn't think you had the internet.

1. Is there any risks from Oral sex?

Don't be discourteous. Don't expect her to suck your dick, and if she does do not be surprised if she hints at you that she wants you to perform oral on her.

2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

If you're asking NG, it's safe to assume you're a virgin; if you're a virgin, you will not last long enough to find out.

3. Is lube ok to use whilst using a condom?

Make sure you put it on the outside of the condom if you do.

4. Is it ok to eat the condom when i'm done?

If you take pictures.

If you ever wish to know what a song is google the lyrics. It has always worked for me.

At 11/10/08 04:17 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

Post count doesn't count for jackshit.
How you post does...
Also stress...comes in all forms

I know, I was trying to make a funny.

Don't bitch about her claiming to be stressed out. She may be experiencing less, but she is not used to it.

Think of it like this: give a toddler a hot pepper. You would expect them to have a larger reaction than someone your age, correct? People get callused to certain levels of stress in much the same way. They get used to it, it gets worse, and then they get used to that.
It's how life is.

At 10/2/08 11:10 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: POST COUNT = INTELLIGENCE ON NEWGROUNDS.

I'm confused.

I thought post count = penis length on newgrounds.

I sit alone at lunch not eating, and it hasn't killed me yet.

But, seriously, anorexia is bad.

Is this original?

Macrowave vision: I would cook your pathetic microwave ovens.

Would it be legal to eat cats?

Interesting.

Seemingly insignificant things lead to good outcomes on occasion.

This morning my brother forgot his keys so he threw rocks at the window, waking me up.

If he had brought his keys he would have gotten in without waking me up, and I wouldn't have realized it when he fell asleep with a lit cigarette in his hands 15 minutes later.
Jackass.

The death star.

Kthnx.

How did you find this site?

I first came to this site some time in '05. Didn't register till '08.

How long have you been a member?

Not very long. . .

Where are you from?

Michigan, just south of the greatest country on Earth.

How old are you?

I'm 16, and still a virgin.

What's your favorite thing on NG?

People slightly more retarded than me.

Did I put too many questions?

No.

Do I sound like a stalker?

Do I?

Has this topic been done before?

Probably.

*I go in the morning, around 7:25, to fail every class I have.
*I have no friends.
*1st period starts. English. I sit with my head down thinking about sex.
*2nd period: English again. I sleep all hour.
*3rd period: Government. I pay attention and take notes, saying nothing.
*Lunch, where I sit alone and read.
4th period: Psychology. I struggle to stay awake and fail the class.
5th period: History. I pay attention and take notes. This and government are the only classes I'm passing.
6th period: Geometry. I have no idea what is going on and I sleep during class.
I walk home after school, not stopping to talk to anyone.
As you can see, I fail at everything, and have no friends.
I also have social issues. I can't talk to people. Not that anyone would want to associate with me, anyways.
I have a really small penis, and I'm ugly.

Quit bitching.

I'm a P.C. who, ironically, has iTunes open.

At 11/8/08 08:16 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

Then again, if there was no crime, no violence, and no evil, there would be no need for a government at all. People would govern their own actions and it would be an anarchy, which is also the polar opposite of communism.

The government has jobs other than enforcing laws.

At 11/8/08 08:09 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: is there such a thing of a topic on general that is not religiously based?

If it's not about a relationship or masturbation either, then no.

I'm religious and for the most part left wing. I don't support communism but I like the idea of socialism.

http://www.addictinggames.com/insurgo.ht ml

Insurgo.

The last time my hair was cut was on August 19th.

I'll admit an Atheist at its worse is a tad bit worse than a theist. Mainly because hardcore theists are kind of funny.
The atheist would just be annoying.

Personally, I'm theist. I believe in God, and don't give a shit what you believe in.

Kthnxbai.

I just use a fork. I'm too lazy to bother with other pieces of silverware.

At 11/8/08 06:36 PM, andythehedgehog wrote:

At 11/8/08 06:34 PM, sweet21 wrote: i think i got it!
its territory war online isnt it?

It's nothing like territory war by what he's saying.

I've got to admit TWO popped into my head when I read his description.

At 11/7/08 08:46 PM, the-dz wrote: I understand your reasons, they are quite valid

However, a Hot Spoon would turn red from the heat, and since red > green, I still win

I question your understanding of the colour scheme of spoons.

At 11/7/08 08:40 PM, the-dz wrote: Frozen Spoon? Bah, I would rather have my Hot Spoon

- If a robber holds you at gunpoint and asks you for a how spoon, you have one

- It heats cold coco and soup fairly quickly

- Because it is so hot, you can use it to melt stuff open

- You can cauterize wounds with it

There is no reason to have a Frozen Spoon over a Hot Spoon

Hot spoon? I would have a green spoon.

If a robber holds you at gunpoint and asks you for a green spoon, you have one.

It leaves coco and soup, coffee and tea at the same temperature.

Because it is so green, you can use it to spoon less green things into your mouth while still tasting green.

You can green wounds with it, making them look more awesome.

There is no reason to have a Frozen Spoon over a Hot Spoon over a Green Spoon.

At 11/7/08 08:34 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote:

At 11/7/08 08:33 PM, Brick-top wrote: Cereal killers?

If you just up and did that little picture right now, I admire your commitment to insult me.

We're not insulting you, we're just being stupid. Which is quite fun, I might add.

At 11/7/08 08:31 PM, LTmatt wrote: let's all pretend we're funny and make fun of how stupid SHIT-TANK's spelling error is.

I already was, thank you.

At 11/7/08 08:25 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: For the love of christ IM SORRY! Can we get passed the typo?

No. Because even if asked if I were a serial killer I would respond that I have, indeed, stabbed a bowl of Cheerios with a spoon.

Gotta love those homophones.

At 11/7/08 08:24 PM, TheMightyMight wrote:

At 11/7/08 08:21 PM, Elios wrote:

At 11/7/08 08:19 PM, TheMightyMight wrote: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-

My fucked up life's inside a barrel doo-daaaa doo-daaaa

My broken heart is bleeding blood ooh-the-doo-daa-day.

Thats the spirit! Now everyone! OHHHHHHHH!-

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. . .

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

At 11/7/08 08:21 PM, Elios wrote:

At 11/7/08 08:19 PM, TheMightyMight wrote: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-

My fucked up life's inside a barrel doo-daaaa doo-daaaa

My broken heart is bleeding blood ooh-the-doo-daa-day.

I giggle'd.

But, really; I shit inside the barrel.