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At 10/23/08 11:56 AM, mathum wrote:

At 10/23/08 11:52 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: I hate every race.

i said no racists

That would fall more into the category of a cynic, not a racist.

At 1/11/06 05:06 PM, PurpleHaze wrote:

At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

LOL. I was christian too at age 13. Wait till you grow up a little more before you choose a faith.

You're condemning someone, telling them to "grow up," yet you are too immature to not succumb to insulting someone?

Lolflawedlogic.

Ham and Cheese, please.

No-one knows what happens when Zombies come in contact with human sperm. I would jack off on a Zombie, and record the event for science.

Really, though. . .

It depends on the situation and what kind of zombies they are.

If it's the Shaun of the Dead variety I'll grab a blunt object and walk at a slightly faster face than normal to outrun them. If I get cornered, I re-kill the un-dead to get out.

I would probably bring a shitty pistol that can't do much fighting-wise but would offer a quick, painless death at the moment my demise is immanent.

Naruto. I don't care about the voice, the plot, or any of the fanbase. No self-respecting ninja would fucking wear orange. That asshole is besmirching the good title of the stealthy bastards that not only might be in your room, but probably are in your room, watching you post on the BBS.

I'm sick of The Simpsons. I love the older episodes, but the new ones are just over-kill.

Family Guy was never funny. That show is terrible.

Otherwise I can't think of anything.

I'm not going to lie, that guy looks like a thinner, slightly gayer, and less hairy version of myself.

At 11/18/08 07:11 PM, IamMajik wrote: yay 2st URANUS!!!

Really? What a coincidence. I'm from Urass.

At 11/18/08 07:19 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: Whichever planet Goku is from, because I want to shoot lasers out of my hands.

That would be Planet Vegeta.

I'm the worst so far. Answered honestly.

Root: (-56%)
Sacral: (-19%)
Navel: (-75%)
Heart: (-25%)
Throat: (-63%)
Third Eye: (-50%)
Crown: (-50%)

I have the inverse problem and get erections when very inconvenient. Usually what I'm thinking about is not sex oriented. I guess it doesn't matter all that much; because of my small penis it's barely noticeable. Yes, I've found usefulness in my inept cock.

I Can't Fucking Beat This.

Just beat it.

At 11/18/08 03:10 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Also everytime I want to do something, I time myself and the minutes have to be a multiple of 5. Like when I'm getting drinks or starting work etcetera

Mine has never been time-oriented; rather, I have to do certain tasks in multiples of four.

The earliest I remember having symptoms had to have been about a decade ago. . . considering I'm only 16, that's pretty substantial.

I only have two friends in the real-world, and they both claim it's hypochondria.
One claims that my lack of social ability and involvement leads to it. (One once said that he thought I was a schizophrenic. Which seems more likely?)

One thing I have learned about it is, when you're worried, upset, sad, depressed, or experiencing any of a slew of negative emotions it intensifies. Happiness and. . . horniness seem to lessen symptoms. So does alcohol. And being violently sick.

It seems to be detrimental to my social involvement, because a number of compulsions make it difficult to actually talk. I'm in this stage where I'm ubber-avoidant of any circumstance that would incite an outburst. I'm not going into much detail about that, but it makes me very reluctant to swallow. I've actually drooled on myself more than once. Pain in my fat fucking ass.

At 11/17/08 07:53 PM, Brick-top wrote: But how do I stop her doing this?

You're lucky to be receiving that kind of attention. If I say a single word in the course of a week at school I consider it odd. No-one talks to me.

Life is like my penis: too short and unappreciated.

Microwave burritos mate, request them. They are amazing.

At 11/16/08 11:35 AM, CyberDiablo wrote: Arab people may be some ignorant but their culture and cuisine are really interesting. (I'm not arab.)

Interesting? Yes. But good? I'm skeptical. I smell their food in the halls. It makes me gag.

At 11/16/08 01:22 AM, rome-lherison wrote: What or Who Created the Universe?.

1. If the Universe was created by god, then who made god.
2. If the universe was made by a spic of dust which started a chain reaction, to what became the big bang, who created the spic of dust?

The answer is simple. You believe what you believe; I believe what I believe. Now shut the fuck up.

I was lying in my bed this morning attempting to fall back asleep, and felt the earlier stages of this happening.

The majority of my neighbors are Arabic. As a whole, they're ignorant fucks who clutter the hallways making it difficult to exit and enter my apartment. I'm not trying to apply the 'ignorant fucks' title to all Arabic people; just the ones in my apartment, who so rigidly apply to that title.

They're loud; they let their kids run the streets with no supervision, leaving them to dodge oncoming traffic; their music is infuriating; and they're inconsiderate dickweeds who are up all hours of the night.

I was once talking with one of my friends about racial ties to intelligence. He said "Arabs tend to be either insanely smart, or insanely stupid." I believe he's right in this.

I have no inclination to associate with certain races, this is just an observation, mind you.

I can lift about 3 pounds. . .

At 11/16/08 12:04 AM, kr8to wrote:

At 11/15/08 11:57 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: . . . Scratched up a few dogs? He killed them, dumbass.

aww im so sad ;( not really, anyway we have "cock" fights on TV (as in Ultimate fighter) i say we sue the inventor of that because he is making animals (humans) beat one another up.

The only cock fight should be between two male genitalia.

. . . Scratched up a few dogs? He killed them, dumbass.

My neighbors are a bunch of foreign shits.

It gave me a picture of a black person, so I guess I'm black now.

Life is like rape. . . eventually, you're going to be fucked over. In the ass.

At 11/15/08 12:44 AM, Aconites wrote: STILL be unable to get any sex

They're called hookers, and they will fuck you.

For a price, of course.

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix Alot.

At 11/14/08 08:09 PM, Biohazard1031 wrote:

At 11/14/08 08:03 PM, Madman08 wrote: cheezcake

I hate cheesecakes.

BLASPHEMY!!!

Also, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 716939937510.. memorized.

101 WPM. I don't much like this test, I always pause when the new words come up. If it were just a singular, large body of text to copy I'd do better.

I want nothing; you're all avaricious douche-bags, aren't you?

Just kidding. I'm not amused by silly trinkets I'll tire of fast. Spending time with the family and eating a large meal is good enough for me.

On my most recent report card I got 2 Cs as well.

And I failed everything else.