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I don't talk to girls. I'm too fat to initiate any sort of relationship. I'm too fat to even be friends. Lolz internets, ur my only friendz. :3

I use that word all the time. I don't think anything thinks I'm a white supremacist.

I saw feces in the toilet. Is this abnormal?

Mmhm.

A slew of random insects.

Will it blend?

Also, my name.

I'm not Atheist, I'm Christian; I know what you are talking about, though. It happened twice last year, actually. Someone in my classes (different people) told others that they were Atheists, and people were weirded out by them.

I should have told them I'm an Extremist Muslim for the lulz.

In my opinion, the only thing Zune has over iPod is the radio, which isn't really that great of a feature.

I would recommend an iPod. It doesn't make you some elitist douche-bag unless you take time to point out to everyone you're listening to something on an apple product, if that's what is keeping you from doing it.

I believe feminists demanding equality in the work-space is kind of like affirmative action in that, people who are under-qualified are getting jobs they have no ability to perform just because of their race, gender, creed, etc.

I understand there is some legitimate discrimination in the work-place that should be stopped, but that has dwindled down to a mere trickle. Nothing to bitch about unless it directly affected you.

But, then again, we all need someone to hate, and feminists make a nice target.

Just a mild quirky response someone may find useful: on Firefox if you hold Alt and scroll it moves slower than normal.

At 11/26/08 01:49 AM, Yamor wrote:

It works off well because my hands are always warm, and that makes girls want to touch and hold them to warm their own. :3 I have worn jeans about 2 times this year, and have yet to wear a jacket.

Lucky bastard. My hands are always warm and that has never happened to me.

My useless, hidden talent.

11. Thou shalt whack Thine willy.

12. I before E, except after C.

I would create http://www.oldgrounds.com/ and become rich.

And fatter.

In class a few times,
My Aunt's shower,
Aunt's bathroom,
Outside of Aunt's house,
Grandma's bathroom.

Sure there are more, but none come to mind.

I know nobody that is obsessed with chocolate. What the fuck are you talking about??

Consistent birth-rate is the key to solving over-population.

I want to eat a Panda.

Panda burgers, panda steak, even Kentucky Fried Panda.

At 11/25/08 04:49 PM, n64kid wrote: 65 inch model.
I just can't go smaller than what I currently have =/

Jesus Christ! I've only saw one television set that was larger than 30 inches and I about shat myself!

There is no way you need that large of a screen.

At 11/11/08 02:03 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Death by snu-snu!

When I read the title I seriously said that aloud.

I would either like to die by snu-snu, drown in nacho cheese, or jump off a cliff.

- You got offended at that one encyclopedia dramatica article because it insulted something you liked

Yes.

- You keep checking back on that one thread to see if anyone quoted you because you know that

your post was really clever

I've checked once or twice before, yes.

- You used to play runescape up until you went to newgrounds and found out that everyone hated it

I played it for 2 years until I got fucking sick of it. One year later, I came here.

- You hate High School Musical/The Jonas Brothers/The Naked Brothers Band/Miley Cyrus/Twilight without ever actually having seen/heard/read them/it

I don't hate Miley Cyrus or Twilight; I think the Jonas Brothers are douches from what I've seen in videos and on commercials, and every time I see the Incest Brothers on a commercial I FUCKING RAGE. I've never actually watched HSM; it does not look entertaining in the least.

- You look down on users who have a lower level/post count than you

When I've got a piss-poor level and post count? No rly.

- You pretend to act nice towards female users hoping to get noticed by them

Unless a poster makes a blatantly female post I don't even realize their gender, and once I do I don't give half a shit.

- You kiss mod ass hoping to be considered for modship one day

No. I was a Mod on another forum; it was pretty fun and all, but just a pain-in-the-arse overall.

Admit it.

Alright.

At 11/23/08 08:11 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Every belief is equally hated by others. The age of Atheism is coming anyway, it's becoming less acceptable to have any other belief now.

Is it time for more Crusades? I'VE BEEN WAITING!!!!!!

Pretend to be possessed by Satan whilst in Church.

At 11/23/08 05:35 PM, CNRHKick wrote: I've prayed and prayed and prayed and my problems never get solved.

Ever think that God can say "No." to a prayer?

I don't really remember exactly what brought these dreams about, but I can remember two really early dreams.

One, wasn't much of a nightmare. I didn't wake up screaming or anything, but I was scared.

I was standing in the bathroom, and I just started to fall over. I was fucking paralyzed, and it scared me. In the dream I cracked my head on something on the ground. I woke up just then.

In another dream, I was walking out of my bedroom and the exit seemed to be getting father and farther away. By the time I got close to it, I was unable to move fast; I felt something creeping up behind me from the start of this dream. I would begin to sort-of freeze when the dream ends.
I think that may have happened more than once, actually.

I have no idea which dream actually came first.

I would bring an anthropomorphic fox to rape the other guys.

At 11/21/08 02:55 AM, HogWashSoup wrote:

Anyone that joins the kkk needs to die first.

If they die first they don't have to dress up like ghosts.

Funny hat, but with a twist.

The hat is the only thing to be worn. Unless you have large, goofy sunglasses. They're in.

I should buy 5 and place one on each finger.

At 11/20/08 10:37 PM, arcansi wrote: Fuck you and your bullshit derogatory logic. This IS steak.

wait... steakums sammiches are no where near that big...

That sandwich looks so good. . . that I would stick my penis in it. No lie.

At 11/20/08 08:38 PM, poxpower wrote: people we hate,

Hitler!

I read that, and found this thread doesn't apply to me.