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If I end up Google Imaging anything, and porno doesn't pop-up, I always assume it's on safe-search.

That's nice if you're at work or at school and you don't want to risk having your colleagues seeing a man's gaping anus, and his flaccid penis dangling beneath his stretched rectum, but otherwise it's a nuisance.

OCD, Depression.

Neither are an official diagnosis, so I'm just going to say I have every last symptom of both aforementioned psychological problems. It's blatantly obvious I have the former, yet somehow it makes me a hypochondriac for thinking I have it; and no-one doubts the latter.

Very slightly Cherokee; mostly German and Irish.

Am I included in this?

Tom Fulp's clever lesbian.

I'll be 17 in about a month and don't even have friends.

Who cares if you don't have a girlfriend at 15. . .?

If we do get an alien encounter by the year two thousand and ten, maybe I'll believe this has some merit; till then. . . I bid you, adieu.

Fuck glory holes. Just use portals.

Obesity is not an illness

That's true until they get diabetes. L0l0l0l0l0l fat people.

Meowth. ;3

When I installed mine, it was very easy. I just put it in an empty slot inside of the computer.

At 12/2/08 04:09 PM, Lorkas wrote: Yeah, really. That means there are less fat people here in europe than there is in America.

LOL GOOD GAME NO REMATCH!

Bullshit statistic is bullshit.

I'm fatter than holy hell. Have you something against me?

I, too, dislike the kind of fatty you described. I don't blame anyone else for me being a fucking whale; I blame myself, as I rightly should. If you really hate fatties, you should take comfort in the fact that they die faster than everyone else.

January 12th.

- Cookie dough
-Waffles
-Various Iced Creams
-Several kinds of pie (Sweet potato, sugar cream, coconut cream, french silk)
-A few liters of mountain dew and root bear
-Pizza with everything on it, and more
-Fried chicken
-Fried potatoes, onions, and peppers
-Everything taco bell serves

Well, that's nice.

Mmhm.

I wouldn't consider myself dark, evil, or neutral; I'm not fabulous; and I like the colour blue.

I don't believe in any form of extraterrestrial life; however, I would not be in the least bit surprised if aforementioned life exists.

Although if they turned out to be the psionic-freaks like portrayed in the movies I would shit myself.

(Psionic. . . another word Firefox missed. Fuckers.)

Screamers that are unpredicted are fun. Get a lil' scared, maybe shit yourself. It's all good.

At 9/19/08 03:36 AM, X8X wrote: If you saw 1 or 2 screamers you can spot the next one miiiiiiles away.

The last one I saw was blatantly obvious. You're right about that.

Be sure to speak loudly and forcefully; this includes using a large array of long words that you don't necessarily know the meaning for.
Remember! The more complicated words you use, the more likely you're going to stumble across one that really makes them think your argument really has merit.

It's never happened to me. I could give you a sarcastic answer, but I'll take the high road and refrain from mentioning my penis.

At 11/30/08 09:48 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: "This is a Zune"

This or:
"I thrust my penis into a bear-trap."

At 11/29/08 09:58 PM, sldghmmr wrote: The sun.. Its like putting a 3rd grader up against a champion heavyweight fighter.

Are you implying the sun is a toddler?

At 11/29/08 11:16 PM, HolyTomato wrote: "Hey, have a chicken pancake"

I would eat that. . .

Probably 2 or 3 out of 7. I eat very unhealthily and in excess. Same with drinking. I don't consume alcohol, but I do consume a lot of sugary drinks. I am drinking water right now, though; I always drink it if we have it. We just never do.

That's what you retards get for flocking to crowded ass stores. If you're unwilling to be trampled, shop another day. The discounts aren't important.

My Life Science teacher was singing a certain Rick Astley song you're all familiar with.

We're no strangers to love. . .

I've never been in a fight. It's ridiculous.

Pfft the fucking Moon can outrun the big ol' Sun.

My friend was an angsttheist. He's now more of a very lax Christian.

I'm Christian, and I don't give a shit what you believe. kthnx