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I just want to spend time with my family, really.

I suppose eating the pie that awaits me on Christmas is nice, too! :D

Why bother telling some jackass on the internet what I aspire to do?

KFC sucks.

Taco Bell and Subway all the way!

Freeze yourself like Eric Cartman did in anticipation of the Wii.

Actually, no, just be patient.

The only thing about Macs that suck are its elitist fan-base that will stop at nothing to exaggerate Vista's flaws, and their high price. Their commercials following the "Hi, I'm a Mac" format are getting ridiculous, as well. The rest of their commercials are pretty creative.

PC is not as prone to error as elitist douche-bags would have you believe. I've only had two cataclysmic errors with my computer in the 4 years I've had it, and two were down to hardware failure, which has nothing to do with the operating system. The fucking fan is a piece of shit, and it fried. The 2nd time I actually lost sound, and had to install a new sound card.
It's pros include Gaming, lower price, and being able to crack the fucking thing open and put in new hardware yourself.

Macs aren't that bad, really. PC isn't any better. It's just down to user preference, and knowing how to run your preferred operating system.

At 12/21/08 04:13 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: Your Mac may have cost 1700 dollars, but my Dell laptop with 4 gigs of ram cost 1300...And I bet it is far better than your mac

Because ram is the only piece of hardware required to run a computer.

I don't understand it.

Then again, I've never been particularly fond of ridiculously over-sized melons.

At 12/20/08 12:15 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Ask any of them, what would the other say if you asked him which is the wrong door. The answer will be the door that leads to heaven.

Think about it.
Also, you could have Googled the answer...

This man is right. I don't know why you're all still posting.

If you ask the bird who is honest what the other will say to the question, "What door leads to hell?", he will answer honestly: if it is the left door that leads to hell, the dishonest one will say it is the right door. The honest bird will reflect that answer.

If the dishonest bird is asked the same question, he is going to lie about the other bird's answer. If the door leading to hell were on the left, the honest bird would reflect that. So, naturally, the evil bird would tell you it is the right door.

With this in mind, it is an easy conclusion to step to that the opposite door, the left door, really is the one bound for hell. The lying bird would have said it, and the honest bird would have said the opposite of it.

Knowing the door for hell, it should be easy to put two-and-two together to realize which door leads to heaven.

At 12/20/08 12:52 PM, Murad136 wrote: "Are you a bird?"

That would only find out which one is honest or not.

The riddle stipulates that, you may ask but ONE question. Knowing which one is honest but not knowing which door is which does you no good.

Insomnia, gluttony, and lust aplenty!

It's 4:38AM as I write this, and I have no intention of sleeping any time soon.

At 12/19/08 01:26 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: blahblahblahfiller

obstain from using it!

nothinginterestingblahblahmorecrap

I will not obstain from using it, because frankly, I have no idea what it means. I would guess that it was a typo and they meant abstain, but I'm not a presumptuous cock, so I'll waste my time writing this.

I live in the Midwest and the storm just brushed over us. It's a pretty bad one. . . it's almost over, though. It is fucking freezing. Every time the wind slams into the wall I feel a chill. This shit is nuts.

No power loss but almost every channel on the tele was frozen up for a couple hours.

My brother has been careless the last couple of days with his pornography.

I have found his shit in the recycle bin, not fully deleted.

At least I've yet to find his spunk.

At 12/18/08 05:20 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: fat cow

She smells of B.O. and her hair is full of danderuff.

Sounds sexy. Ooh. . . wait. That sounds like me. What is the opposite of sexy?

Feet. Hands. :D

At 12/17/08 06:25 PM, Craigie wrote:

At 12/17/08 06:23 PM, Ghyfty wrote: For some damn reason, I find cute feet attractive.

You strange fucker. Non the less.. I like girls smiles.

Non the less? Do you mean nonetheless?

Also, me likey smiles, too.

I picture most Asian nations as a town with rice-vendors littering the streets and people shouting gibberish about a large lizard that is about to crush their city.

Boner-Ray.

Every episode after that season took a significant drop towards mediocrity. You're not missing out.

At 12/15/08 11:08 PM, Crue wrote: At one point when I was a toddler, I thought that if you hit cruise control the car automatically drove, broke (braked?), and steered for you.

I did, too. I'm waiting for an auto-steering futuristic "FUCK-YEAH!" type vehicle.

At 7/29/08 07:59 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: Poltergeist.

I believe what he was describing was the poultrygeist.

Either start up a deep-fryer or call ghost busters, mate!

I'm going to be curled in a ball in my bed, under my covers, sobbing quietly as the new year approaches.

Pretty much, the usual.

I don't smoke because I'm too poor to afford cigarettes.

At 12/15/08 10:03 AM, Pepperfrog wrote: It just crossed my mind since my sister is a vegan and she always tries to turn me into one but I'm not going to.

So. . . what's it like having a militant vegan-bitch as a sister?

I'm omnivorous. I don't care what people eat or what they refrain from eating. If they try to insist that my eating habits are immoral, then they can kiss my fat ass.

At 12/15/08 01:37 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Will a "black" guy last a month in office without someone trying to shoot him,

No.

will the economy ever stop sucking,

Hopefully. But I doubt it.

are the 09 users going to be better or worse than the 08's?

I don't give a heaping shit.

and good news 08's, you finally get to mock someone for their sign up year.So, how do you think the 09 users are going to be?

I'll wait until '10; I'm far too close in sign-up date to '09 to mock them.

At 12/15/08 12:38 PM, PickledOnionMuffin wrote: that test is a load of utter bull crap, if i make a mistake im used to pressing backspace, and then typing the letter but with that you have to type the letter again.
Usual tests I get 120WPM on this one 105 thanks to that shit

I would have to agree with you, there. I'm also accustomed to pressing the space bar twice in between sentences. This fucking program takes that for a mistake.

Well, I got 104 WPM with 6 mistakes.

Prank calling under an Asian disguise is a generally nefarious activity, if I may say so. I would recommend that you respond by talking black. It's only fair.

At 12/14/08 01:27 AM, JoeyCentral wrote: Well, she isn't in any of my classes, she takes all these classes like geometry and physics while I do stuff like Biology and Algebra. She's pretty smart, so it's kinda hard to keep up with her. Therefore, I don't have that much time to plan!

PS I just turned 14 while she's like 16 or 17

The age gap doesn't really seem significant, but in high school really it is. That still doesn't mean you can't befriend her. Does she have a myspace account? You could try to add her on that website, if so. Talking behind a computer monitor is marginally easier than talking face-to-face. Just try to become friends and work from there.

At 12/14/08 01:08 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:

I don't know, I guess I do. I have a two week break after this final week of school, so I wan't to get her something for Christmas, but as I said I'm too nervous to do so.

Our school have the same vacation schedule, then.
It might seem a bit odd giving a gift so someone whom you are not well acquainted with. If anything, a nice "Merry Christmas," "Happy Holidays," or "Happy New Years" would seem more appropriate.

Just try to be friendly with her at first. That may help distinguish you from the crowd if she's feeling like talking but not engaged in a conversation. Learn her Birthday, and when the time comes belting out the phrase "Happy Birthday" is a generally nice thing to do. When holidays near, the same concept applies.

I'm insanely tired. For fear I'm rambling I'm going to sleep. G'night.

In my opinion, all 3 are insanely bangable. I would probably be more inclined to sway towards the right side of the scale. . . but choosing between the middle and the right. . . I just don't know.

At 12/14/08 12:58 AM, JoeyCentral wrote: blahblahblah

You sound remarkably like me. I've gotten past a lot of my social issues, though. My last huge problem is approaching people to initiate a conversation. I can't seem to do it. I wanted to talk to someone a few days ago in class, but I ended up just sitting there for 20 minutes trying to convince myself to do it. I managed to, and it actually worked out pretty well. Hell, just yesterday (technically, two days ago as it turned past midnight), some girl in my class actually talked to me. I was polite, and she didn't walk away laughing at me. I'd say it went well.

I'm quite sure you're not as repulsive as me. If I can somewhat do it, I know damn well you can.

At 12/14/08 01:10 AM, JoeyCentral wrote:

At 12/14/08 01:08 AM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote:

Eye contact is something else I lack!

Something I forgot to mention lol

Do you get insanely nervous when trying to look people in the eyes? Trust me, all you have to do is start trying to. If you do it enough, you get really used to it.

Lightening-fast? 20GHz? I bet it's faster than me in bed!!!

I've not taken part of these shenanigans, either. It's not hard to wait.