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My favourite colours are: Pink, Green, and Black.

Srs.

Waits for mention of South Park.

At 10/12/08 12:29 AM, Soundgasm wrote: Rejoice.

Marvelous. Just marvelous.

"I just got humped by a dolphin! It really was quite fun. I think it left its seed in my bleeding, bruised rectum. We'll have to do it again some time!"

If she were pregnant you can expect massive media-coverage soon.

They flock over that shit.

Just got 98 right, 2 wrong.

Yes, I suck.

Wear sunglasses.

Hack off all your limbs;
slit your throat, you're pathetic.
Die, die faster. Die!

And an apology haiku:

I didn't mean it.
Really, that was fucking mean.
You can have cheese cake.

"You clicked 287 times in 30 seconds!"

Not cheating.

"You clicked 302 times in 30 seconds!"

Second try.

Again, not cheating.

I've been a mod on a much worse forum site.

I was like 'Oh, cool, it's a secret section just for the mods!' and after that the whole mod thing got tedious.

There were a lot of posters, but I was stuck moderating a section that not many people bothered posting in.

When I first saw this title I thought you had said 'Chicken pl0x.'

But I guess this is more serious then begging for chicken on the internet.

At 10/10/08 07:07 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote:

Exactly! Also, you're not even answering the question!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but was the question not something along the lines of 'Why would they fly to a planet ten galaxies away'?

At 10/10/08 07:03 PM, Lorkas wrote: I have a question - Why the hell would they do that? Flying to a small planet ten galaxies away just for the lulz? Well that figures.

When you're an alien with a ship capable of going ludicrous speed why wouldn't you go to other planets?

At 10/10/08 06:05 PM, arcansi wrote:

Do you know what the fuck you are talking about?

I meant goatse as in a man stretching his anus wide enough to swallow babies.

Yes, damnit. What's so scary about that? You could watch any gay porn and find something similar, just not as extreme.

Take a Midol, fruitcake.

it feels like a God damned hamster is stuck in there.

The most helpful thing I have ever done is hold the door for someone. That's about it.

We watched Beowulf. LOL WUT.

Sweet potato pie ya rly.

The rest is just a trivial matter, albeit good.

At 10/10/08 05:49 PM, arcansi wrote:

At 10/10/08 05:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: That's a funny one.
I'm afraid of goats.

Everyone is afraid of goatse.

Actually, no, I think it's just boring.

But I fear the dark.

Insects make me scream like a prepubescent girl.

Also, the dark.

Wow. A couple people had Bibles on their comp desks. Mine is in my dresser.

Computer
Monitor
Tablet
Mouse
Keyboard
Speakers
Phone
3 CDs which I cannot identify
A bottle of lotion
A crumbled up target receipt
Some credit card dealy
A pen
A pair of headphones
Another CD I just found
An open envelope
A bracelet
The content of aforementioned envelope scattered
Modem
Little plastic container, which contains:
3 or 4 pairs of headphones
Ipod Shuffle (old model)
USB cord for iPod Nano
USB cord for my brother's shitty phone
A little bottle with the label "Triamcinolone Acetonide"
And a bottle of chapstick

Under my desk:
Extension Cord,
a beef jerky wrapper,
assorted wires leading to extension cord,
a little box I can't identify,
and a nickel.

I've just found an airhead wrapper.

I've gotten tobasco sauce in my eye. . . it's a pussy sauce, but burns like hell in your eyes.

Apparently I had some on my hands when my eye started to itch. . . and. . . yeah.

Put them on a black person's car.

Cry myself to sleep.

Like every night.

At 10/9/08 11:10 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 10/9/08 11:10 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: Make Ultra-Heros. A breed of hero too awesome to be surpassed by a villains.

But then we'll have Ultra-Villains. They're really mean.

That's why I included "too awesome to be surpassed by a villain."

Which mean what it implies, that they're too awesome to be surpassed by a villain.

I win.

:3

Make Ultra-Heros. A breed of hero too awesome to be surpassed by a villains.

At 10/9/08 11:02 PM, gradenator wrote:

At 10/9/08 10:06 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: I'll never have to worry about this. I'm going to die a virgin.

Anyways, I'm the AoC in my State.

Did your dick get chopped off or something?

No, I'm ugly and have a small penis.

Holy shit, I just noticed how redundant my second statement was. Fixed.

Lol@ the kid who thinks middle school relationships matter.

In eighth grade I began my plummet into apathy and social intolerance. Don't do the former, and you're trying not to do the latter which is a good sign.

Trust me, having 9 less credits than you should isn't fun. If I graduate on time it's due to a fucking miracle. Ya rly.

You'll have more classes with her. Wait to make your move.

They're not Amish, they were riding a damn bus.

When I visit my family in Indiana I noticed a small Amish community. They rode a horse and buggy.

That's fucking commitment. They're Amish.

But, apparently they're not above shopping at Wal-Mart.