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Cut one of those open and collect the liquid inside in a cup.

Pour it in someone's drink.

You can be called "The Pansies."

At 10/29/08 05:32 PM, hereforrock wrote: I haven't slept in 6 years.

I have not slept in 12 years and have not blinked in four.

I would get a ball and drop it through a loop.

Once it reached terminal velocity and dropped out of the yellow one, I would shoot the yellow one to a strategic point so that when it falls through the blue portal on the floor it would shoot out of the yellow at a high speed.

If nothing else post a picture of your penis on the site.

I could bring my foot to the rectum of 100% of all students at my school.

In a fight they would all murder me.

Even the women.

Wave your genitals at him.

Gays of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Penis.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
(It was already gay.)

Iron Dick. (Iron Man.)

Mr. and Ms. Dick. (Mr. and Ms. Smith.)

I can't believe no-one has said this yet!

Golden Showers.

R Kelly would be ashamed of you all. . .

If he doesn't want you pissing on the seat, piss on him!

Racism would tempt me to buy Fable 2 and an X-Box360; but alas, that is not so!

Pretty funny, though.

Welcome to the internets.
We've been doing this for years.

Buttshex in the Caribbean 3: At Dick's End.

Up syndrome.

Fear of relationship.
Fear of talking to people. (Even though I'm desperate for it.)
Fear of the dark.
Fear of heights.
Fear of bridges (above or below them.)
Fear of all insects.

Make the top pointy and go as a Klansmen.

At 10/27/08 09:51 PM, hollerhollerholler7 wrote: Major reasons:

They imported Christianity and all other fucked up religions.

fuckers.

Correction, the Middle East imported Islam.

(IMO, the only fucked up religion.)

Kill yourself, OP.

I recently dreamt that I was your penis.

I have never felt so small in my life!

I see YOU just crawled out of /b/'s ass.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

I just did not like that movie at all.

OP, you forgot 11.

11. I get to be an elitist faggot because I have an overpriced piece of shit computer/MP3 player/phone that no-one else is cool enough to have.

At 10/27/08 12:27 PM, Prekesh wrote: Apple > Microsoft

Mac > PC

Mac = safe, seamless interaction between hardware/OS, amazingly easy to use and better looking OS, better productivity. only thing you can't do is play games. there are loads of software packages available for the mac today. people say that macs are overpriced, to be honest i don't think they are. thats just me but w/e.

PC = spyware malware viruses vista, XP isn't going anywere because there focusing on vista, and that is bullshit so..microsoft is just slowly dying. WOO u can play games on a PC wowowow hahaha yeah w/e.

faggots who even bother saying that that isn't true just stfu.

. . . The only way you're going to get viruses on a windows computer is if you're fucking stupid and shouldn't be on the internet, anyways.

Don't claim that your piece-of-shit OS is immune. If it can't execute the code, it can't have an affect on your computer. The popularity of Windows means more people who are apt to create viruses for it.

Anyways, giving a mac user a virus is immoral. It's like insulting a retarded kid.
. . . Essentially it is insulting a retarded kid.

At 10/27/08 03:54 PM, TheMayo wrote:

At 10/27/08 03:53 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: My biggest risk was trying to talk to a girl.

I get nervous and failed.

Yes, I'm pathetic.

admitting it just makes you 10 times more pathetic

Awesome.

Pity me you ass.

My biggest risk was trying to talk to a girl.

I get nervous and failed.

Yes, I'm pathetic.

At 10/26/08 11:52 PM, Trexz wrote: lol thanks to my brother i've been watching south park since i was a little baby in diapers. i seen them all too =)

Now that is the proper way to grow up.

This isn't any of that sarcasm bullshit.

That is some of that awesome bullshit.

Ask how big their penis is.

If it's a girl, ask how big their vagina is.

How many times is the word "Shit" used in the series?

That's nothing.

Come back when you've masturbated to every episode of South Park.

Good luck, and happy fappy.

It's not happened yet.

I'm fairly certain that if it did and I wasn't repulsed by the act (as long as the person wasn't disgusting, I'm sure I wouldn't be disgusted) I would faint.

Douche? A swear?

Children should not be on the internet.

At 10/25/08 11:13 PM, nsc007 wrote: pyrokinesis. no explanation needed

I shall request Cyrokinesis and be your rival. Kthnx.

At 10/25/08 11:12 PM, XeanTheGreat wrote:

At 10/25/08 10:47 PM, H-K-S wrote: A jew, all I need is a suit and those jew hats.

Be sure to wear a large fake nose!

But don't pay too much. . . you have got to stay true to character.

I think I'll go as nigaman, to exploit stereotypes and get a few shits and giggles.

I'll walk around with a bucket of KFC and dangle a long, black, rubber penis out of my shorts. I'll also grow an afro.