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At 10/31/08 08:29 PM, Tramps wrote: Send an angry letter. Show that bitch you've got pens and paper and you know how to use it.

The pen is mightier than a sword, after all.

Just for good measure bring a sword with you, to let her see how fucking awesome your pen is.

It took about 30 shots of water before I had to get up and piss.

Am I cool now?

WUUUUT.

At 10/31/08 07:26 PM, Icecry0 wrote: . . .and you go to school?

jesus man thats repulsive. Your probably the guy who everyone puts their hand to their nose when they walk by.

No. That's me.

Actually, just kidding. But I am the guy who sits alone at lunch.

Walt Disney is McFooFaa's pseudonym.

DAMN YOU!!

At 10/31/08 07:16 PM, Lorkas wrote: What's the longest time you spent without a shower?

What the hell is a shower?

When they ring the doorbell open the door just a little bit so they can see part of you, your face, and the fake plastic severed head you're holding.

Ya rly.

Mario- Link would kick your ass.
Luigi- WEEGEE!
Peach- Bend over.
Bowser- Have you nothing better to do than kidnap someone?
Toad- Get on my pizza, damn you!
Yoshi- I would like eggs for breakfast.
Wario - You suck.
Donkey Kong- Please don't throw a barrel at me.
Bowser Jr- You suck as an adult you sucked as a kid.
Waluigi- You're even gayer than Weegee.
Daisy- Bend over.
Diddy- Wanna banana?
King Boo- Knock knock? who's there? boo I'm right fucking here
Toadette - Bend over.
Toadsworth- Get on my pizza damn you.
Birdo- I'll eat you on thanksgiving with the turkey.
Rosalina- BEND THE FUCK OVER!
Petey Pirahna- Eat my neighbors.

At 10/31/08 06:17 PM, sir5000 wrote:

At 10/19/08 07:16 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: GAISE, IF YOU ONLY CAPTURE A PICACHU AND ONLY LEVEL IT UP TO 100 BEFORE FIGHTING BROCK (WITHOUT USING CHEATS) HE WILL EVOLVE INTO PIKABLU

TOTALLY A SCAM!

Are you kidding me? Picablu???? What the hell of a cheat is this?!?!?!

A retarded one, if you catch my drift.

At 10/31/08 06:02 PM, froggerfreak wrote: hey cant I just put a sign that says "take one only please" on the candy bowl (plastic couldran in this case)

People will take the whole thing.

Dress up as a scarecrow and sit still in a chair holding the bucket.

When they approach it to get candy scare the shit out of the lil' buggers.

I've not been to a single concert in my life.

At 10/31/08 05:31 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: I'm actually pretty curious about this. If you go out drinking with your friends on a Friday/Saturday night, how much does it usually end up setting you back. Just your average binge or a good night on the tiles, how much cash do you blow? Assuming your old enough to do this of course.

Friends? Going out? Money?

This are all things I either do not do or do not have.

McFooFa sucked my dick.

I'm not complaining.

I used to dislike most vegetables. I also used to like apples. I don't despise them, but they're far lower on the fruit-chain now.

Now, I love vegetables.

I also used to be pretty adverse to anything with tomatoes. I now love them, as long as they aren't old.

I also used to be unable to drink tea or coffee without a shit heap of sugar.
I still love it with sugar, but I also love it without it or with very little.

At 10/31/08 12:49 PM, Sds71295 wrote: bring a sword and say

"hah mines bigger than yours!"

that'll scare him off.

That also works in pornography.

I'd recommend you:
A) Pussy out and call the police;
or
B) Arm yourself with knifes.

If he's going to knife you, fist him.

In the ass.

With your fist.

Where the Red Fern Grows. (Book, never saw the movie if there is one.)

Futurama. Dolomite. Fry's dog.

The Outsiders. Johnny Cade.

Probably something else I can't remember.

I'm not happy.
I've been depressed for three years.

I guess I am in a decent mood. I have tea.

Perhaps they're talking of their first fully-finished project.

Maybe they've just done short little bits prior to that, practicing and improving it to the point where the first real effort they made in putting a project together, they felt it deemed worthy of being placed on the Flash Portal.

My neighbors are a bunch of foreigners. I wonder if any of them are offended.

I'm 16, almost 17, and have been depressed since I was 13.

Get used to it.

I've been trying to decide between Hitler and a Klansmen.

I suppose I could dress up like Hitler then throw robes over it.

Ehh.

If you don't mind me saying: PETA is the reason fags shouldn't create extremist groups.

On this man.

Most of the darkies at my school are the same way.

What about ESPN 8: The Ocho?
Yes, a Dodgeball reference.

I should be ashamed.

I haven't eaten KFC in 3 years TBH. There is better chicken to be had.

Anyways, I'm not morally adverse to consuming the shit; and if PETA wanted to try to shove their 2 inch cocks of injustice down my throat I will bite them the fuck off.

At 10/29/08 05:59 PM, Tesla-Claw wrote:

Anyway, all i can remember is like, once you beat the game, you "descended" and started the game over again...

it was multiplayer...there was a chat panel on the right side of the screen...

i COMPLETELY forget the name of this game and its completely pissing me off...

anyone know what im talking about?

Descended? Do you mean ascended?

Kingdom of Loathing, I'd guess.

Anything sponsored by Disney or a similar kids channel, and Soulja Boy.

CRANK DAT COTTON GIN.