I just remembered I haver a D&D game to get to... and it's supposed to start two hours ago. Actually it's true. I'm playing a Kenku Rogue, level 3. And that's just in that one game, in another I'm a Half Dragon Knight, why... becuase I don't know if I'm supposed to capture the damsel in destress or eat her. And in the third, A pacifist. They can't all be winners.

Half-Fiend Mermaids for the win. That's right. There is a template for that.

S'up guys, I'm a nihilist. I'd explain that with some depth as soon as my Id stops trying to devour my ego. At the moment my Super Ego has gone a bit catatonic. But that's okay becuase I've been brain dead ever since I relaized that time has alread ended and everything we now experiance is actually a backlash of the apocolypse.

Hope that makes things a little bit clearer. Becuase I'm now heading in the other direction.

I just listen to whatever I feel like whenever I feel like.

the problem is that my computer doesn't work right now, so I can't listen to mp3s anymore. So I've been looking through my old CDs... it's misfortunate that many are broken or missing. And I don't even feel that it's really worth it to replace them.

At 11/21/09 01:09 PM, Warforger wrote: I used to be a fan, that was until I realised that the crap they were rambling about like the End Of The World was total bullshit, they have the other retarded conspiracy crap like Monster Hunters, UFO Hunters etc.

Sounds like it's gotten worse since the last time I've seen it. Have all cable networks degraded over the past few years?

At 11/21/09 01:05 PM, letiger wrote: i have seen these users : ( from this thread )
BabiesAteMyDingo
Blush

now does anyone recognize me?

It's a possibility that I might recognize you. but the sig is differant since the last time I was online... which was about a week ago. And I might not have been on Newgrounds last time I was on the internet.

I liked having moe than basic cable. That was kind of cool... but you know, not entirely necessary with the internet and all. But I also liked it when I actually had the internet as well. You know at my house. Now I don't have the freedom to watch the history channel or even to google the history channel at my own leisure. It's a pity really.

I liked when they had specials on the anciant world... Rome, Greece, Egypt. Very interesting stuff. But I haven't watched anythiing beyound basic cable since 2004. Those were the days. That was real history, my history.

If I had a reputation of any sort I'd be the last person to know about it.

I'm the person who posted on the second page of this thread, insuring that no one will ever read what I'm currently about to post here.

But let's face it, no one would have read it anyway. That is entirely understandable and probably acceptable.

If someone lives in Moscow or St Petersberg or anywhere west of the Ural moutian range than they're in Europe, East of that range is typically considered in Asia.

Sounds like the sort of fun thing you could do... if you're computer was in a good condition, and not refusing to boot. And you weren't sitting in the library checking your e-mails and limited to only a small number of tolerable sites on the internet.

I had to get a library card for this! Now they know where I live...

At 11/21/09 11:42 AM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Because they're butthurt that no one loves their shitty topic.

Yeah, when I make a shitty topic and it plumits into the oblivion that's past the second or third forum page I just let it go. Becuase I know that if you love a topic than you should just let it go, and ifit loves you it will come back on it's own. Than you can ignore it becuase by than you realize it was really stupid in the first place and you wish to no longer be affiliated with it.

It's like most of my relationships with actual people. Awkward and embarassing.

I can't say it's the best ginger based drink I've ever had, but out of the ginger ale catagory it's not that bad. But I do notice that a lot of ginger ales taste like sprite. And I do not enjoy sprite. It displeases me.

My days are always filled with luaghter and joy... or else I will get punished.

This just proves what we already suspected... the future is going to be a depressing and bleak place.

Not that impressive. find a way to shoot fire out of your ass, than you'll be the life of the party for certian. Not sure you'd get that many chicks though. But the question is, where you going to get many chicks without the trick?

At 11/9/09 03:38 PM, llamamessanger wrote: Or the time when you got a B on a project you didn't do... Still don't know how that happened.

I did that once... only it wasn't a B but a diploma, and it wasn't a project, but every math course that was required of a high school student.

I wouldn't of been a citezen of East Germany, I would have been like two years old and living in Duxbury Massachusetts. My father would have been getting tired of his desk job as an accountant for some faceless corporation, my mother would have likely been pregnent with my younger brother. I would have known nothing about the soviat union or the cold war. So it meant nothing to me at the time.

At 11/9/09 03:17 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: I've been looking at that picture for half an hour, and I can't seem to get any ideas...

The goat is far too blurry, not enough of him in the picture. It's going to take a lot of weed to properly photoshop this picture. I've got nothing.

At 11/9/09 03:10 PM, JC1playa wrote: It's not like somebody can overdose on deodorant,

Maybe they can.

get high

Maybe they can!

or make a bomb out of deodorant.

MAYBE THEY CAN!!!

What's next, prescription toilet paper.

maybe they will.

prescription toothpasteor prescription.

Maybe they will!

you see where im going.

Progress has no end!!!

I plug in my electric guitar and rock out real fast and real loud... and if the neighbors complain I blame it on the Thor, the god of thunder. And if they question my logic than I headbang until they leave me alone... forever!

Does that anser make enough sense for you?

At 11/9/09 02:56 PM, Lolzer wrote: Tell me again, why did you stop eating yourself?

I think that they remembered they were on a diet and didn't want to ruin it with empty carbs.

Tha tmust of taken a lot of self restraint on your part. You really cut it close this time. I do not think you should go into the culinary business... you know, for your own safety. And quite possibly the safety of others.

I knew these becuase when I was about five years old I had terrible dyslexia. I would often spell the word "bed" like this "deb" becuase I got 'd's and 'b's mixed up. So I was tuagh to look at the word 'bed' as an actual bed. For some reason that helped.

So if we crate these mangaters, where exactly are we supposed to ship them?

At 11/9/09 11:46 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: I've an idea everyone!

Let's all generalize whichever side we're not on, label them as "retarded", and fool ourselves into thinking that we're any better! We'll reinforce our own views by making the opposition seem stupid and worthless.

Oh wait, you're all already doing that.

What can I say, it's all we know. We are right becuase if we were wrong... well, that just can't happen. One side has God on their side, so they can't be wrong. The other side thinks that they are God... so they can't be wrong either.

Everyone wins.

I've met plenty of christians who I should not get along with. But since my father went all born again and my brother started to go out with a girl who's family pulled her out of school becuase they thought that the schools had an atheist agenda... I have to put up with these people.

Some of them are funny, some of them are intelligent. I just think that what they believe in is idiotic. But that's okay, I can converse and talk and luagh with these people. Becuase while I sit there and smile and think, "This person is an idiot." I know that they're sitting there smiling and thinking, "This person is going to burn in hell."

I'm okay with that kind of relationship.

Now with twice the daily doctor recommended dose of mercury!

I remember when I used to care about this crap, but lately I couldn't give two squirts over what the brain dead are doing. Sure beliefs are dangerous, beliefs kill thought, cuase a brain to ciese functioning. And a non-functioning brain is clinically dead.

But really, they did it to themselves. They built their own fortresses, out of fear and hatred. They see themselves as a faith under seige... so they're trying to lock themselves in, trying to convience others of faith to join them. But many religious individuals know better. These are just the ones who take it too far. You can shake your head and ask yourself, "what are they thinking?" But that doesn't solve anything. I find it's easier, and probably better to do you're best to ignore their backward thought process.

As long as they think they're under siege they'll continue to try to wage war from their fortresses of hatred and fear. But you can't win a war of faith from that position, no matter how zealous you may be.

I thought Goths where anti-art. oh, wait... that's nihilists. Sorry, I get the two confused. Becuase instead of goths at my school we had the nihilists. I thought those kids where pretty cool. But we didn't have a single goth as I recall.

At 11/7/09 01:42 PM, Grizzli wrote:

But he facepalms everybody. I remember the episode where he had his hand glued to his face and he was face palming everyone. Or was that something else... whatever it's all the same thing anyway.

Well ive never actually SEEN star trek so i wouldnt know....

What! Oh... uh, yeah... me neither. I here that that show's pretty good if you're on drugs though. See how I tied that in with the topic to bring everything full circle.

As I recall, I never needed drugs... people just thought I was stoned regardless. I have no idea why.