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To witness the little bit of grace and charm this world has to offer. I swear, this world is built on whiny kids and corporate gain.

Whenever I'm not working, sleeping, fucking my girlfriend, playing guitar, performing or drinking.

At 11/4/09 11:14 AM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: I hate Digimon, it was a rip off of Pokemon.

Both aired in 1996. Both (especially Digimon) are based on the virtual pet, the tamagotchi. If anything, both series are ripoffs of children's toys.

At 11/3/09 02:40 AM, AtomosVII wrote:

At 11/3/09 02:37 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: There's no need for learning how to get fucked by a guitar. All you gotta do is shove it up your as-.... Wait... OHHH... That's what you meant.... Then uhh.... get a teacher.

LOL

I think everyone has the wrong piont. I know what I'm supposed to do, I just can't move my fingers in the correct places because i can't control nerves in my hand properly, anyone know how i can get help with this? I can't practice it, if i can't do it.

I think I know what you mean. E.g. a stretch that seems too long for your fingers or making a F-chord. Don't worry, with time and practice your muscle memory kicks in and your ligaments stretch. I remember a time when I couldn't even make a decent A-chord and how awkward it felt having 3 fingers atop of each other.

At 11/2/09 12:41 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: need i say more?

My ex had one in rainbow colours. Stupidest thing ever.

At 11/2/09 05:08 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 11/2/09 05:07 AM, NetWar wrote:

Please. there could be a million reasons why he's in debt. I started out with a debt of 12 grand that belonged to my mother. Thank god that's taken care of.

Ouch, was it a heritage debt?

Nah, she had been mooching of the government for quite a while and when they found out there was no cash left at the notary/depot, they turned to me/my brother. She's still alive though.

At 11/2/09 04:39 AM, StuffyOne wrote:

At 11/2/09 12:59 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I'm anywhere from $20,000-$30,000 in debt.

Is it because you bought a luxury yacht? Hahahahaha... Oh man.

I'm sorry.

Please. there could be a million reasons why he's in debt. I started out with a debt of 12 grand that belonged to my mother. Thank god that's taken care of.

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls

About 7 grand in the bank, adding a grand each month. Getting 25 grand whenever I decide to go to uni. A certain someone owes me 16 grand and although the initial plan was to spread it out over 3 years, a one-time payment. Same time next year, 16 + 25 + 6 + 12 = 59 grand. Substract car, motorcycle and other luxuries, a whopping 50-55 grand remaining. Not bad for a 19 year old.

I regret picking up the phone just know only to hear my soon-to-be-ex crying.

Sleep, since I have work the following day.

"Can you carry those all by yourself or do you need help with that?"

Constructive post time:

At 9/13/09 04:21 PM, Aconites wrote: stuff. Everyone's guilty, it's in our dna.

Who are you to judge? And guilty of what? Hypocrisy? Besides, people are products of their environment and the sum of their experiences. People differ from one another.

Everyone's job is to fuck everyone else over and it's all about how you can spin things and situations to make yourself the hero. Just like these people in the middle east who think their god tells them to kill everyone else. That's how people are in the core. That's how all civilizations are to varying extents. Everyone has negative and positve energy but they both exist and nobody's innocent.

Comparing your average joe to a religious zealot. You're on thin ice, mister.

I don't trust anybody, at the end no one has your back, because nothing lasts forever. The ugly hypocracy and narcisisim in life is unbeliveable. So much that it's hard to look at. Worse than any plot you could write for a movie, the truth is much more brutal. Like I said I trust nobody. You may think that's cynical but at the end of the day it's the truth.

Boo-fucking-hoo. Everybody's a fucking hypocrit. Guess what, so are you. Calling the world narcistic, that coming from a conceited, arrogant little prick.

:No. My point is everyone's guilty.

At 9/13/09 04:23 PM, jungleman10 wrote:

:Guilty of what??

:Stop acting like some world weary emotionless being who knows the true nature of this 'evil cruel' world because you got grounded last week.
At the end of the day you'll still go downstairs when your mother tells you your spaghetti hoops are ready.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

At 9/13/09 04:21 PM, Aconites wrote: were
form of animal,
to in the end fight
hypocricy in life
dna
middle east
hypocracy
narcisisim
unbeliveable

Go back to school.

At 8/31/09 04:10 AM, Vincoid wrote:

At 8/30/09 10:24 AM, NetWar wrote: All the times she didn't have time for me and now she's pissed because I blow her off for the first time in 6 months? Pffffffffffffffffffffff

That or she's testing you. Whichever it is, stay calm and don't give a shit.

Yes, sir! I just find it typical, sir!

Basically everything written/produced by Charlie Kaufman.

All the times she didn't have time for me and now she's pissed because I blow her off for the first time in 6 months? Pffffffffffffffffffffff

Rainmeter comes with an auto-boot. Basically, just disable it in msconfig and it won't auto-execute every time you log in. As for configuration, some skins (e.g. Enigma) come with a configure tool. Otherwise, you just have to manual everything.

Depends on the situation.

My place: My special compiled CD with The Rolling Stones (Beast of burden/let's spend the night together), a lot of Jimi Hendrix, a bit o' Prince, Marvin Gaye of course. Just to give an indication.

Her's: Usually nothing or flick on the radio and put it to a generic rock station.

Well, gf is back from Russia and she hasn't cheated. :D I'm genuinly surprised. Tomorrow we agreed to celebrate our happy 6 months together. No idea how or what, was thinking dinner, candle light etc. We'll see.

But something is still amiss. Let me explain. In my previous relationship the girl needed security before she would give her whole. Understandable. But why is it that girls think that if they give their whole to one of the opposite sex, we would split on them?

I can see why women think this. Trophy behaviour. Once we got what we came for, we move on to the next. But to me, it gets interesting after. Not before.

To me a relationship is the whole package. Otherwise I don't take the relationship seriously, nor is it interesting. But by not taking the relationship seriously, I act without giving a sense of security/maturity. And without doing that, I don't get the whole package. So, then the pushing starts. That may end catastrophically, it may not. Quite the conundrum.

But to be honest, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of pushing. I'm tired of their little problems. I'm so tired of immature women who think they've got issues.

I'm afraid this relationship is going to end like the one before. My gut and other hints tell me it's going to end soon if I don't change my ways. Because otherwise I'm going to get real pushy and fuck up tremendously. I don't want that. She has proven herself trustworthy by not cheating. That's gotta be worth something.

Tell you what I do. I'm going to think reaaaal hard why most of my previous relationships went down under. In the meantime,

Question Time:

1. Why is a sense of security so darn important to a woman?

2. Two part question. Do women actually think men are desperate to get in their pants and by knowing this do they use sex as a mean of stretching a relationship?

3. Why are women convinced we split on them after we've emptied our sacks?

Oh right, because it's true most of the time. I blame my peers :P. Quite frankly, I seek a serious, long relationship. Because like I said before, I grow tired of a new girl every few months.

Loyd Blankenship, a.k.a. The Mentor, for writing "The Conscience of a Hacker", a cornerstone in hackersociety.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

At 8/12/09 06:41 PM, 0497335119 wrote: I used to be shizofrenic but we're OK now ! :D

Confusion with MPD/DID (Dissociative identity disorder), here have a wiki

I know schizophrenia means "split mind", but it does not imply multiple personalities. Common misconception.

Brothers in arms - Dire Straits, a big wink to my brother who will presumably be the last one standing.

At 8/5/09 06:19 PM, Onyx88 wrote: My choice would have to be Devil May Cry 3 only

What the? The previous installments were way harder in every single way. More difficult bosses (e.g. griffion/nightmare 2/3), tougher hit penalty etc.

because of lack of checkpoints and very few hitpoints

Someone clearly hasn't been collecting blue orbs.

Gotta love him.

To my ex: Things were good, no, even great. I never felt more happy than when I was around you. And I know it was the same for you. Why did it have to end? Oh right, distance. Still, those days we spent together, bodies entangled or just sitting on the couch, those were the happy times.

To my current gf: Stupid cunt, call me! I've been trying to reach you for three fucking days! All I get is some fucking Russian jibberish of number not available. You're fucking him, aren't you? That's why your phone ain't working. Oh boy, are you gonna get it on your return. I'll fucking smack you so hard you'd wish you stayed in Russia.

At 7/27/09 12:47 AM, Winned wrote: If she's cheating on you, then she is and nothing you can do can really stop it, unless you get a hold of her on the phone which doesn't seem to be the case. My suggestion would be to just stop trying to call her. If you stop calling her then she will either not notice, because her phones dead. Or wonder why you stopped calling her when she was so used to ignoring you.

Tried every combination I could think of and still no luck. Either way, I just can't get through. Fuck it. I give up.

This could place her in an uncomfortable position, and she would wonder why you stopped calling, then address the situation when she returns.

Or she could text me for once after a week of radio silence... A little "Hey, what's up?" doesn't hurt once in a while. And now I get this shit.

Meh, I'll just have to wait and see.

My suggestion as of now,

Was pretty good, actually.

TATTOO DESIGN:

I've been thinking a lot about getting a tattoo. I've got the concept ready, but due to the fact I can't draw for shit I'm still lacking in design. Sure, the artists at ye olde tattoo shop can help me out, but I'm wandering what you guys can come up with.

I was thinking about a heart in the centre and a dove behind it. On the heart is a ribbon with the words "Love and Liberté" on it, the two things I treasure most in life. In the beak of the dove, instead of the traditional olive branch, a cross on a necklace, to implicate my religious ties.

Optional:
-Guitar influences (I play in band, so maybe add a guitar or something to the background, but I think it deserves a tattoo on it's own actually :3)
-Colour (preferably, but keep it rustic, as in charmingly simple)
-Other symbols for love (e.g. a red rose)

It's going on the left upperarm/shoulder.

alsoknownas-stefan@hotmail.com if you need me/got something ready. Or just pm me. Either is fine.

Here's a little something to get you going:

Winning EU 27.500.000 in next month's lottery and being robbed from my ticket before I can cash it.