Just a bunch of hair fell out. That's pretty gross, but it's not surprising with an 8 year old keyboard that used to be white. Now it's mostly just brown.

A while ago I had a large box of Nerds I was working on throughout the night. I went to bed, and when I awoke I grabbed to box and poured the rest of it into my mouth, just to end up spitting out about 3 or 4 live ladybugs. That was pretty gross.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

A good friend of mine showed me some neat flash movies in 2003-04. I signed up in '05 so that I could save my favorites.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

The audio portal. Something about sifting through hours and hours of free music satisfies me.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

Fix a lot of the dead links such as the "More Latest Submissions" and "More Best Tracks" links on the front page of the audio portal.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I miss being able to listen to all of the tracks of one artist on the same page. That was a lot nicer then the set up now.

About this time every year I have to go into my bedroom with a shop vac and sweep out hundreds of ladybugs from my window sills and ceiling. So, I'm used to the infestation. I hate spiders, but I let them live in my room since they tend to take care of a lot of them for me.

At 10/22/09 09:17 AM, Diddy wrote:

At 10/22/09 09:16 AM, Protosscat123 wrote: Frankly, the one big problem that I saw was how it was a helium balloon. If the kid was inside he'd choke to death.

But his dying gasps and screams would have sounded hilarious

That's one of the funniest things I've heard all day. I'm so glad they found the kid though.

Not really. I couldn't care less.

"...random clips of a hyperactive 15 year old girl..."

That right there was enough to keep me from watching, but I did anyway. Sad thing is she reminds me of some of my younger friends from high school.

I own a '98 White Ford Ranger with an extended cab. I love it, but the gas mileage is horrible (I get roughly 16-17 mpg on it). Sometimes I'll drive my fiancee's '95 green Dodge Neon, but I only like it because it's a stick shift and I don't get to drive those very often.

Nope, it's happening to me too. Someone broke NG again.

I just found this one and it made me smile. But that may only be because it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I'm exhausted.

I tend to put a solo in every single one of my songs, mainly because I love to do it so much. In fact, my song Paranoia is basically two solos with some instrumentals in between. I find some of the easiest ways to spice up the solo a little is abusing the ability to bend the strings and hammer pulls. A lot of my stuff is just bending the same string over and over and alternating between pitch harmonics. This gives the appearance of different notes being played and adds some variety.

Another technique I use is going up and down the strings but play the same frets all together. What I mean is I play frets 12, 11, and 10 on the 4th string, then frets 12, 11, and 10 on the 5th string and the same thing on the 6th string. It adds some notes that don't really fit the scale, but again adds a little more substance. I guess what I'm saying is that if you go out of the scale on purpose at the right time, it can sound really good.

Or you can just do what Rage Against the Machine does and completely warp the sound of your guitar with weird effects and solo like that.

The house I'm currently moving into has a chimney, but it's been filled in. In fact, there's still two large cracks along the wall where the wood stove used to go.

Here's a few I personally like:

The Sad Zombie, by youme Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Crazy Console Battles!, by ryguypie Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Crossing the Pit, by PuffballsUnited Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

I'll probably post more as I find them.

At 10/16/09 12:15 PM, MikeVouros wrote: I'm gettin that weather too. I'm in South Carolina right now on Leave and it was in the mid 70's, good weather, and a couple of days ago, it started gettin rainy and really cold. Now it's barely getting in the 70's and it's freezing at night.

That sounds exactly like the weather here in Indiana right now, but it usually gets this way in October, so I'm not surprised. Indiana has some of the most bipolar weather of any state I've been to. It's actually 45 degrees right now, but we're expecting the high 70's next week.

I can't argue with this. I've believed for years that something's wrong with me...

Arthur huh? I used to love that show when I was a kid, but all of my friends hated it. I find myself watching bits and pieces of it every now and then when I'm flipping through the channels.

At 10/7/09 09:16 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote: Can any of you tell me what it's like to have a girlfriend? I'm fifteen, and since nobody ever talks to me, I'd just like you to tell me. Is it really that good?

You really gotta be careful when you get a girlfriend. I had one, but last year she morphed into a fiancee, and now she's almost a wife...

It's great to have a girlfriend, but not until you're ready for one. The first few I had broke my heart, but the one I got now is pretty cool.

I was at King's Island with my fiancee, brother, and my brother's friend. We were sitting on a bench by the Vortex when a girl came running up to us and just screamed at the top of her lungs. We just stared at her as she went running over to her laughing friends. A man ran up to her immediately and screamed in her face scaring her. We all laughed and thanked him as he left.

A few minutes later, the same girl came up and apologized to us and shook my brother's hand, but right as he touched her, she screamed again and ran away. I have no idea what that was about.

According to speedtest.net, I'm getting download speeds of 6.49 Mb/s and upload speeds of 2.81. I thought that was pretty decent, but the site says that's horrible for the internet I'm using...

It tends to fluctuate too. I've been as low as 700 kb/s and as high as 22.5 Mb/s.

My blanket smells like a dead animal. Come to think of it, I haven't seen my brother's new puppy in a few days...

Invisibility or the ability to stop time, but only because they would both get me into the girls locker room...

But seriously, I would like to time travel so that when the world ends in 2012, I can go back and continue to live a normal live.

At 10/1/09 03:05 PM, Figter wrote: I bought a fucking 24-pack of 7up when i should have taken coke!!

what to do what to do!?

Taken coke? As in, steal it? Or do you mean take coke as in cocaine? Either way, the 7-up was still a bad choice. It's pretty hard to snort...

I get paid on Mondays.

At 9/26/09 04:53 PM, benjix555 wrote: The flash portal will be filled with shit jesus flash. The audio portal will be filled with gospal music, and dont get me started with art.

I don't know if it would go to that extreme. I know a lot of Christians, and most of them wouldn't do "Jesus flashes". The Flash Portal would just be the same, only everything would be heavily censored. That means no swear words, no nudity, and no opinions other then the churches.

The audio portal wouldn't change much at all, other then some songs taken out for language. Most Christians I know can't stand gospel music and that genre is just a stereotype of Christianity. Even my church plays upbeat light rock, acoustic, and even country music during the service. We don't even touch gospel.

The only thing that would change about the art portal is no "mature" section, and anything that resembles a "demon" or "Satan" or anything evil would be banned. Other then that, it'd be the same.

Now, I'm not saying I agree with all of this, I'm just saying that's my opinion to what would happen to Newgrounds. And trust me, I would not stay if this were the case.

At 9/25/09 10:46 AM, schoolmike wrote: ITS STUPID ITS THE WORST ACTION SHOW EVER! WHY DOES SO MANY PEOPLE WATCH IT? ITS STUPID!!!!!!!!

You're an idiot.

Most popular shows are "stupid". That's what attracts people to them. Just look at Family Guy, or South Park, or The Simpsons. The characters in those shows are "stupid". They do crazy things and outrageous things for comedy. The only difference between these shows and Johnny Test is that Johnny Test is intended for much younger viewers.

If you don't like the show, then change the channel. It's not that hard. My fiancee does that every time I turn the show on.

I've always liked the guitar line in Love Spreads by The Stone Roses.

http://prolockman.newgrounds.com/audio/

Lp-remix-#2 (experimental), by prolockman Type: SongGenre: General Rock

Lp-remix #1-(in/sanity), by prolockman Type: SongGenre: General Rock

Those were the two by this guy that I know for a fact are illegal. I was listening to some of his other stuff and I'm pretty sure a majority of it breaks the rules.

At 9/14/09 08:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

At 9/14/09 08:09 PM, Nessbeatsfox wrote: Touchdown Pats!!!!!

^^ it's about time, I thought they would have gotten one in atleast the first 5 minutes

I know it. They were starting to scare me a little.

Touchdown Pats!!!!!

Everyone else was doing it. I just wanted to be popular.