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The parts she cooks me dinner with are the best.

Other shit that's good for college:

1) Getting rid of your girlfriend during rush week - there's a million and one beautiful freshmen girls just screaming for attention that even NG nerds can slide in.
2) Porn
3) Borrowing other people's books for classes - you don't have to buy it yourself, and if they forget about it you can sell it back to the bookstore at the end of the semester for 50%
4) Alarm clock.

Smoking monkeys are common, just go to the zoo and smoke in front of a monkey, then hand the little guy a smoke.

Wow... so uhm......... yeah.....

Tom, can I lick your thighs?

I smoke for my street act - people love a smoking mime.

Indeed, most major applications you run on Windows have Mac ports, or alternatives. Things like GAIM (or it is PIDGIN or something like that) have Adium... and there's torrent programs too, all the fun educational downloading software.

Also, a lot of Windows games work through Cider. I've bought 3-4 windows games off the shelf and them running on my Mac at high performance after ~30 minutes.

If you didn't already know, that makes you gay.

Eh - if you're getting an intel mac, which I assume you are, you'll need to get Photoshop CS3 because all the others run like shit on Mac. Though, CS3 is amazingly fast on intel processors - so it's worth the upgrade.

You obviously don't really care for her much, so, I'm going to have to suggest this...

Stick it in her butt. No really, do it - she's a bit of a whore anyways, she messed around with you while she had a boyfriend, and you're no one special so she'll do it again.

If she lets you stick it in her butt, do it a few more times, then dump her. If she doesn't, dump her.

win.

I'm going to guess by the way you're talking about shaving that you've only been doing it for a short time?

I bought all 3... and I'm still waiting to feel like they were worth it.

Update your drivers all around, the firmware on the router. If that doesn't work, try using a different key type and see if you can find one all your computers will run on. I've never checked my Wii - it just worked out of the box. So, see if it supports anything else and switch your router to that.

The Wii - sucks.
The xbox360 - sucks.
The PS3 - sucks.

The Wii has graphics that remind you of the N64, doesn't play DVD, and is only fun in groups. The plus side is a lot of the games seem thought out.

The xbox360 is just lame for me, I don't know why but it feels like I have a giant dildo sitting next to my TV. It has a lot of good games - online play sucks and leaves me dissatisfied - its more fun with friends, and if you're only going to play with friends in the same room, you might as well get a Wii.

The PS3 has amazing specs, but they made development too damn hard for anyone to make great games out the gate, all it's greatness will be towards the end of this console war when people begin unlocking it's potential - as of yet, nothing worth playing multiplayer save a few sports titles available on any console. I only bought it for MGS4 and GTA4 - I couldn't imagine playing either with any other controller, but these 2 games aren't enough to make the PS3 worth it. Blu-ray is just about it's main selling point - and a promise for awesome games down the line - but with HDDVD just off bribing studios 150mil it seems this war will be dragged out too.

So... wtf are we to do? Lord - please give us a console worth it's price :-(

Boohoo, you suck at life... man I really feel bad for you... not.

Odd, a fapfest thread, and nothing worth even swinging it around too...

Tom Fulp tastes like the rubber on new shoes. Licking is yum.

I say not to buy a Xbox 360, or a Wii, or a PS3.... wait about 6 months for the format war to end, and for Wii to catch up to last generations format - DVD.

They all suck - no matter who wins this generation, we all lose.

You know photoshop loads in like 6 seconds on the those fancy MacBook Pros...

4 completely enables you to do all the others... duh.

Yep, it ruins it... imagine someone telling you at the beginning of [Spoiler below]

[spoiler]

SPOILER WARNING

Matchstick Men

/SPOILER WARNING

[END]

:I loled at myself typing this.

that there was a twist.

Late news, did you miss the bonus features on Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle?

There's a lot of relationship questions on Newgrounds, understandably, as it's one of the more important things in most people's lives.

One problem I have. Every time someone mentions that the person their interested in has ever been with another person, everyone grades them as a whore and says move on

Where does this hate spawn from? I mean, Everyone Is A Whore Before Marriage, Especially In College (EIAWBMEIC) except for a very small percentage. So, I mean.. get the fuck over it. People are going to mess around, and fuck up. Love is when you can accept that sex, while physically intimate does not always have to be so emotionally, there's exceptions... but don't be so immediately afraid to give these people second chances.

... on a side note, I'm e-mailing this to my ex-gf.

I have to say that is the single most disgusting thing I've ever read, heard, or visualized.

Man, I'll never eat again, if I do, only after I recover from attempted suicide. Shit like that makes me want to be dead.

Somewhere I got the false idea that in college stupid people wouldn't be so rampant. Unfortunately, I was wrong then, and I'm still wrong.

Short Story No One Will Really Care For But Is Relevant To The Topic(SSNOWRCFBIRTTT):

I'm sleeping I have to go to work at 5:30am, it's 2am... some asshat screams very loudly down my dorm hall.... I wake up. I don't check because I know it's an idiot, so I perk up and look at the time... shortly thereafter another, possibly the same asshat is outside in the courtyard with an airhorn.

Come on, that shit is not funny. Please... please... let me sleep.

You should inform your parents post-birth abortions are still an option in some countries!

Kerrang? Come on.... who likes the UK

Next time you try to pretend you work for a fuckin' corporation and are on the job.... don't type like a moron.

R u srioss u jckd mai accnT! FUcK oyu noob!

Take it as a lesson, pretend you got banned (you deserve it) and move on with your life.

I hate 2. Random crashing, there's a lot of websites that don't work anymore that worked fine in 1.5 and I always have to go to another browser. Also, anytime any sort of flash is loaded, it won't accept input from my keyboard?

afaik kool-aid is forever.

I've never been able to get kool-aid off of anything white.