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Woah, round number. Thanks for this thread or I would have missed that.

At 4/18/09 05:36 PM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote:

What happens to the consciousness of a person who dies?

It ceases to exist. I was not alive 100 years ago, I will not be in 100 years. Just as I was not conscious before I will not be when I die.

What should the goal be for all beings?

To live life to the fullest in every way possible. Enjoy every second alive and also try to perfect ourselves as much as we can. But that is what I think is the goal for all living beings, in my honest opinion everybody should find the meaning to their lives and live by that philosophy.

Where did the Universe come from?

Any answer at this point would be merely theoretical. I don't have any solid one. But I believe the universe is something extremely hard to understand with many conditions that go away from normal mathematics and that cannot be understood in "normal conditions". If there is anything remotely similar to a God, it is the universe, in a sense that it holds infinite amounts of information and combinations.

At 2/3/09 09:29 PM, Evark wrote:

MWAH!

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mfffph, mfffph, mrrrggh, mffph.

Now you are pregnant *lights cigarette*

At 2/3/09 08:53 PM, Evark wrote: Useless chatter.

Just shut up and kiss me you freak.

At 2/3/09 06:31 PM, Evark wrote:

Yea. I do. You've gotta be running about 10 miles daily, but if you were you'd have no trouble putting that bad boy away.

Right... let's make a bet. You go check yourself a general health exam, then for a month drink one of those milkshakes a day, don't stop exercising. Check yourself again, profit. I'll bet on myself here and say your system will slowly but surely start malfunctioning even though you kept exercising. Just too much fat and sugars for your body to burn with exercise, you would have to jog for... 6-8 hours straight to burn that shit. Enjoy your flawed argument.

Again, it's all about how hard to work to get rid of it. Your body is a resilient machine. You can eat shit life that if you're so determined, you've just got to exercise it away afterwards.

No amount of exercise will detox your system from all the cholesterol and saturated fats being stored within your arteries. Enjoy death by your thirties. Even though you could theoretically maintain a slim abdomen with a extremely rigorous exercise regime, your internal body would go apeshit.

I'm not saying people SHOULD eat these things daily. I'm just saying it's possible. And that people's misconception that 2000 calories is the correct intake is flawed. Correct caloric intake depends heavily on your level of activity. If you're eating through a tube and lying in bed all day, you probably shouldn't take in more than 1,000. If you're running 5 miles after every meal and lifting weights in your down-time, you should probably be taking in well in excess of 6,000.

6000 calories ? What the fuck, that's a 250 pound bodybuilders calorie intake in OFF-season. Yeah... I'll stop arguing because you show zero knowledge on the subject.

I don't want to come off as angry, I really like you as a mod... but commooooooooon.

At 2/3/09 04:08 PM, Evark wrote:

If you're active and have a fast metabolism (redundancy), you could have one of those every few days with no detriment to your health or weight.

WRONG

The fuck Evark, do you know anything about fitness and health ? Most of the calories from the shake come from fats, most of the carbohydrates are sugars. That is a god damn killer bomb to your health.

No amount of cardio and exercise will be able to balance the damage that shit would do to your organism. In my honest opinion a person should never ingest that shake. Never, period. Just like nobody should ever eat fast food, ever.

In your daily diet, fats should be as low as possible. Most of your daily calorie intake should come from carbs (good ones) and proteins. The WORST type of carbs are sugars, these are completely useless for our organism and we can survive without them. Basically this shit has everything that's bad for you, avoid at all costs. I am willing to bet that it tastes unremarkable.

Happened to me twice. First one was on purpose because I knew she wanted to break up with me through one of her best friends. I set it up so that I could come out winning, as always ;)
We were supposed to meet at 5 PM at my house but I brought a girl I met at a rave and was MAX HARDCORE fucking her in bed when she came and saw us =3
I didn't say anything, I just kept on fucking.

The other time was because I was extremely wasted. Did it with another girl in my ex's house in a party... bad move. She kicked me out very violently xD

No regrets bitches.

Why are you acting so surprised ? Different cultures, different thoughts. Besides, look at them... still living in huts and shit. Of course they want dry pussy sex, it's the only way to escape their miserable existence. Pretty much synonymous to emos cutting themselves.

At 2/1/09 02:53 PM, Tramps wrote: Threads still going without a solution, so I'll weigh in.

Too late bro, I already gave in the solution to our main man OP. Bitches need to read the entire thread before posting !

-BEST ADVICE COMING TO YOU RIGHT HERE-

Bro, no bitch is worth killing yourself over. You are over-reacting, don't be a sissy. Your girl is mad at you for reacting naturally, which ended in her friend being nose-pwned. What you should do, you already did. Calling her friend and apologizing was the best you could have done in this situation.

Now, in regards to your bitch, fuck that shit man. If she really liked you, she would forgive you. But listen to me bro, the more you call her crying like a little sorry fag, the more she will distance herself from you. Also, don't use "I will kill myself" EVER while talking to anybody, you know why ? That's being passive-aggressive. You are putting the blame on others for your death, you little piece of shit. If you want to kill yourself, just do it, but don't put the blame on another persons soul.

So, what you have to do ? Hang out with your bro's, play vidya games, move on. Again, if the bitch wanted your sorry ass back, she will call you. But I feel you already messed this shit up beyond fixing. So just move on. DON'T CALL HER, DON'T APPROACH HER. Be cool, be suave. And learn from this lesson dude, once shit hits the fan, you ALWAYS need to stay cool.

At 1/26/09 10:24 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Hello, General long time no see.

Indeed. You know man, I used to do what you said, till I realized this is not a social convention. Almost nobody is up for having e-friendships no more. I use this BBS mostly for just throwing in my opinion and if somebody catches it and likes it, then great, if not... I don't give a shit.

I rather talk to people in real life and use the internet as a venting machine.

When she was younger she was definitely hot, now she looks beautiful. That is better for some people.

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/hi lary-swank-breasts.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/Nr llAless/blog/news/covergirls/hilary_swan k_esq_6.jpg

Damn it OP. How blind can you be ? She OBVIOUSLY wants you to say: "Fuck you bitch, I don't help no hoes, especially over text"

This entire thread, for the exception of some honorable man:

At 1/21/09 03:01 PM, Vrael wrote: Dude, I saw Jenna Haze! (since when does she do normal movies?)

Fuck yeah pornstarts for the win.

And yes looks fucking awesome. I hope there's more violence than sex though like the first trailer makes it seem the opposite.

This movie has more violence, sex and did I say violence ? than the first. Pure mindless fun, that doesn't take itself seriously. Just what I fucking love.

Happy birthday man !!! Love ya.

Horrible man, just horrible. Keep working hard, but this right here sucks. Sorry to be so blunt. No, scratch that, I'm not sorry, too many newbies will tell you it's amazing. I'm just here to balance shit out and tell you the truth.

Bro, nothing you can do. Just brace for impact and be there for him when shit bites the dust.

Fucking retarded.

Only fights I've been in were to help friends or family out. I never start shit. That's for morons.

Do 100 push-ups each other day for a year - Pecs and triceps cheat unlocked.
Do 100 pull-ups each other day for a year - Back and biceps cheat unlocked.
Do 400 sit-ups a week for a year and stop eating fats - ABS unlocked.
Hang out at least 3 times a week with friends and meet new people when you get the chance - Social charm cheat unlocked.
Be around girls a lot and be their friend while also flirting with them a bit - Female mind comprehension cheat unlocked.

Unlock all those cheats for a super cheat - Better quality of life cheat UN-FUCKING-LOCKED.

Depends man.

My drunk self has to characterizations. The spirit of the party: I'll make you laugh, I'll dance all night, drink more, laugh and overall have an amazing time.

Or, the depressive side comes out: I'll make you feel like shit, I'll still dance all night but more aggressively, I'll laugh but at you and overall have a good time at the expense of others.

I hate it when the depressive side comes out. It's usually when I am REALLY drunk or coming from some shit in my life. Most of time it's the happy me =)

At 1/5/09 01:02 AM, Minion777 wrote:

A troll, here? Near? No, never.
You think youre clever? Even better? Put down that pipe.
It has far too much gravity.

I still think you are an original poster. It's as if all your posts were abstract portraits with a meaning. Shame you don't get much attention man.

Best of luck.

At 1/4/09 07:05 AM, Earfetish wrote: Who said it was 'cool'?

Live a little.

Best response in this thread. In such a short amount of text gives a complete analysis of his post. Well done, couldn't have said it better.

Now, you are all posting in a trolls thread.

At 1/3/09 02:10 PM, SNIPER wrote: Dumped 2 days after our first month. 2 days before the new years.

I had had a lot of bad luck with girls in 2008, I thought it would end nicely since I had a gf, but she dumped me because she was too independent and didn't see me in her future.

I still had a good unexpected time for new years though. I made out with a friend I used to have a crush on. :)

Cool man :3

I have the chance to go out with a girl that is really into me. But I feel I would be using her to get over the other girl. I can't do that, I would be worse than scum if I did.

At 1/3/09 02:29 PM, Sawke wrote: I think people are usually mad and embarassed that they are the dumpee and not the dumper.

Stupid thought.

I am neither mad nor embarrassed to have been dumped. I am raging hard because it had to end. There is no glory in being the dumper.

At 1/3/09 03:19 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i was once dumped on my birthday...
happy birthday to me huh?
DAMN YOU PAMELA!

Fuck that's harsh. I would go berserk is something like that happened to me. Damn you Pamela indeed. Sorry man.

At 1/3/09 03:47 AM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote: peyzdets.

what can ya do, man.

i guess it was over before any emotional attachment, or even, at the subconscious level, you half-expected something like this, since all girls are apt to pull this bs.

you'll find a better girl :)

THIS.

Thank you dude. And it's almost entirely correct, I was subconsciously expecting it, but for other reasons. Yeah, I hope I find a girl that can really care for me =)

I hope the best for you, in all regards.

At 1/3/09 07:13 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/3/09 02:58 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: I just realized no sadness at all. What the fuck ?

Good news then, seems like the voice of choice

Hahahaha... well, it wasn't by choice that she left me you know. I just didn't feel sad, but a whole other arrange of emotions. Better now though, than later... I would have fallen for her hard.

At 1/3/09 09:51 AM, KemCab wrote: No, never. And I'd probably not get upset and laugh about it if I did.

Sup man. Well, you wont know until you experience it. Nothing funny about it, seriously.

At 1/3/09 03:11 AM, EpicFail wrote:

The thing is, I start liking and then dating a girl, and then they turn in to the drug addict type person, they start with smoking pot, then E, then shit like acid, and then to cocaine, etc.

Never thought that you are attracted at girls who will become addicts ? There are certain personality traits that indicate a possible future addict. Poor childhood, bad emotional stability etc...

Maybe you read those signs really well, and subconsciously choose them, because they resemble your mom. Just a thought!

At 1/3/09 03:06 AM, EpicFail wrote:

They are the ones doing drugs, so I break up with them, because I don't want my girlfriends to become crack heads like my ma.

Then why do you start dating them at the first place ? Look out for your Oedipus complex, don't fall for woman like your mom. I'm just saying, I might be wrong =)

All the best.

At 1/3/09 03:02 AM, Dog-meat wrote: In before burn.

And I've been broken up with before, and It never bothered me for more than a few days, I got the magical healing power that is known as a computer game.

Well, that's a nice ability you have there man. Any other advice ?

At 1/3/09 03:03 AM, EpicFail wrote: I keep getting out of relationships because of drugs, but oh well.

Then I would say stop taking drugs! Drugs are fun once in a while. You know, to experience different perspectives of reality. But once you do them too much, it's an escape... but you know, this reality is the only one we have. The drugs just delay you from dealing with your shit.

Shit sucks bro. But I feel somehow a lot more comfortable knowing it's not too far into the relationship were I would have been demolished. I'll take this as more experience =)

Any break up stories fellow NGers ? Post them here for some healing.

Met this girl a lot of years ago, then went on a date once with her. Wasn't good. Some years later we hit off, went on a date, everything was fantastic. Her ex harasses her and asks her to meet him. I feel bad things are in my way. They meet, she texts me she still has feelings for him. I call her, she says it's over. RAGE, ANGER, FRUSTRATION, ANXIETY, NUMBNESS, ANGER, ACCEPTANCE... and a tiny bit of happiness.

I just realized no sadness at all. What the fuck ?

Delicious troll thread. Be right back, going to have sex with a lemur, as long as it´s attractive you know.