At 8/16/09 12:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Sunday 16th August 2009 (The aftermath of clock day!)

Oh lawdy.

Oh my. I can safely say that Clock day was the best day ever. I had a great time yesterday not only just randomly saving for the fun of it, but I witnessed some great flashes that got submitted and I also had a laugh with a few other users.

It's definitely my favorite day of the year. Not only is everything getting passed in the Portal, but General is Anarchy as well. I love how the moderators and admins of this site seem to let things go for a day and look the other way.

This roster was honestly the best I have ever done, and its probably going to be like that until next year. I loved this one. Just seeing you all at least gain SOMETHING was just brilliant in itself. I'd just like to say congratulations to those who gained B/P levels. I hope you all had a wonderful clock day. Now...The only problem is we now have to clean up all the abusive reviews that have popped up here and there.

That's a small price to pay for the amount of fun I just had. I'm going to be sad next year and the years going forward when I have 2,499 B/P points and can't go up to Private. I'm so making a Clock Day alt, just to honor tradition.

Since this is a roster which of course is 2 days after the previous one, I have changed the "Gain/Day." Instead of it calculating it for 7 days it has now calculated it over 2, which would be Clock day and the bits of days before this roaster and after the previous one calculating to around about 2 whole days, and I have added an extra 0 to the end of some people's gains, now it is 00.00 instead of 0.00. It was messed up because people were getting such high numbers thats all.

No worries.

It seems that this roster has come out a little late, I apologise for that. I had some family issues to take care of. I do apologise.

We had Clock Day to deal with. Don't worry about it.

Well, it seems that the last of the flashes are dribbling in, and well....That's the end for Clock Day 2009. I hope you had a good one.

I did.

Here is your roster :)

Rank-ups:
michelinman - Police Captain
NeonFlame126 - Police Captain
TailsPrower - Police Captain
Ninja-Without-Sight - Police Captain
Kaizerwolf - Police Sergeant

Lizzardis - Master Sergeant
Porkchop - Pvt. First Class

Lol, no other 2 day span would have 7 rank-ups.

Leaving the list:
None. :) Michelinman is quite close though!

Yeah, I'm close, but plan to stop on 2,499.

Random Wiki Article of the Week
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

I love technicalities. :D

Random Audio of the Week
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 63389
This is a great tune. I love this, I actually can't stop listening to it xD

How appropriate for Clock Day. Good song.

Top 5 Gainers:
1.michelinman - 753

*.Lizzardis - 647
*.Porkchop - 485

2.Ninja-Without-Sight - 482
3.NeonFlame126 - 468
4.XIII13 - 181
5.TailsPrower - 118

A total of 3134? No other day. I actually gained 489 on CD, thought.

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>02 ][ 2361 ][ 0468 ][ 234.0 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Captain +6

Bwaahahahahahahahhaha

>>>09 ][ 2003 ][ 0118 ][ 59.00 ][ TailsPrower Police Captain -2

:3 I win, Tails.

Apologise if I get anything wrong. If your stats are different to the ones above then maybe when I was making the roster you gained a few more B/P. That isn't my fault, then again it isn't your either. If it is a big error or a big jump in numbers, just tell me and I will make sure it doesn't happen again. Thanks.

Well, you spelled Apologize wrong, but only one of my stats.

At 8/15/09 11:33 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Having a golden gun in GoW2 isn't that good, actually. You can only get more ammo from other golden guns(or you'll just switch weapons and pick up the regular version). They're also pretty easy to see from a distance as opposed to the regular versions of the weapons.

I've gotten ammo from regular guns, but you can't get ammo from a golden gun if you have a normal one. Then you have to switch. So? You get a damage boost (minor, but still).

It's Cal Ripken Jr.

At 8/15/09 03:19 AM, dmansland wrote: Conker's Other Bad Fur Day. The planned sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day

THIIIISSSS

At 8/15/09 05:36 PM, Sekhem wrote: they give them out for free all the time, hell i have one of the golden hammerburst codes and i don't even play gow

Like when? I've had it for months without word of a give out.

madness test 1, by Raptorsend Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Resubmitted: here's the original. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8146

At 8/15/09 10:02 PM, IndieR0B0T wrote: Satanists are more retarded than Christians. You believe in Christianity and then choose the losing side. Way to go.

I mean, god killed 30 million more people, come on! You picked the wrong evil character.

Read this. They do it for the attention and it feels some mental void where they feel they NEED to do things like that so that people can see them and they need people to know their efforts aren't wasted. It's a subconscious form of Narcissism.

At 8/15/09 09:28 PM, michelinman wrote: You'll love this then neonflame. It just got submitted.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8121

I actually saw this as soon as I posted. I have nothing against Poozy. He moved his crane for me in PalTalk. :3

I just had a great idea. Once Tails or I get 2,499 B/P points we can get the NGPD account to that amount too! Or, we can make alts just so we can honor Clock Day without surpassing the max amount of B/P points needed to be a true member of the NGPD.

At 8/15/09 09:15 PM, JohnJingo wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male

Location: Hamilton, Ontario

Sign-Up: 04/17/09

Posts: 50

I lol'd

At 8/15/09 09:15 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:

At 8/15/09 08:47 PM, AniMetal wrote: Poozy is BBR's alt.

No, BBR made sense.

BBR wasn't funny.

Regardless of post number, I post. Then the thread usually dies.
:[

Pozzy never really meets most of the criteria for being a mod:

Do not ask to be a mod! Users who are model poster, act mature, and help point out problems to the current moderators if they appear to have overlooked something (without being annoying about it) are invited to become mods themselves. If we decide we need more moderators, this type of consistent, helpful user will be more likely to receive an invitation.

His posts are usually spam, he never acts mature, and he tries to solve everything by himself.

I'm not saying he doesn't do his job right, but how'd he get it in the first place?

in b4 sucked Wade's dick.

Bicycle Race is an ace song.

Every month and a half or so get rid of all of them in the shower. You'll get used to it and they won't itch when they're short.

At 8/15/09 06:02 PM, citricsquid wrote: That isn't your resolution, that's the zoom. Resolution is the amount of pixels displayed on your screen, if you use the scroll wheel in firefox you just reduce/increase the amount of zoom in firefox.

Yes, but you could see the background.

At 8/15/09 02:46 PM, tweekee wrote: Fine for me. You shouldn't use firefox.

If you're using firefox you can hold down ctrl and move your mouse wheel backwards to make your resolution bigger.

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

At 8/15/09 05:05 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: Go to *chan for that shit

Can't do it here.
%u25B2
%u25B2 %u25B2

At 8/15/09 03:23 AM, T-N-T wrote:

At 8/15/09 03:22 AM, Chiklay4 wrote: 11.5US

Same.

Me too, gaiz.

At 8/15/09 03:31 PM, BobbaQ wrote: I'm currently at around 130 saves for today, which isn't bad. But I've just looked at submissions since Clock Day started and there's been nearly 480 submissions that have gotten through :(

I only have 248 so far, but I'll have at least 400 by the time the day is up.

Well....

At 8/15/09 02:58 PM, Kittykylie wrote: I know that captain obvoius, im just saying if women are useless and werent needed how else would you or anyone else be here. kids are seroiusly getting stupider

Have you ever seen bacteria with genitalia? Asexual reproduction is so much better. Seriously.

I have rights.

2k B/P points

At 8/15/09 01:32 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Ugh... so many flashes. I'm gonna have to take a pitstop for some brunch. Fortunately I have about 50 points left until I reach captain so I'll definitely be getting a promotion today! Nothing can stop me now!

I already beat you to it! :D

At 8/10/09 10:54 PM, STEM wrote: That's a good thing. Confining such spammy users in one sub-forum keeps them away from the other sub-forums, which house better content and discussion. Won't be for too much longer though, there's talk about locking the General forum completely

Wat.

At 8/15/09 11:14 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/15/09 11:03 AM, TailsPrower wrote: I may pull an all-dayer.

You go do me proud Tails! Don;t disappoint me now. The portal is picking up a bit now, do you should get a good says worth in!

Tails, guess who has more B/P points than you. :3

Misty.

Dat ass

Don't worry, Rucklo, I have Portal Guard going. I'll be alerted of anything submitted to the Portal.

Fuck no, I hate people.