I'd infect everybody I possibly could.

He's still alive?

I wore them to school a lot. Nobody really cares, but they smile a little if they've been to Newgrounds or go here a lot.

At 8/19/09 02:44 PM, Rucklo wrote: what the hell? stop taking me seriously! >:(

Opps, my B.

giggle-lolz00rz

I'd probably have them do crimes for me, then set them on fire.

At 8/19/09 02:00 PM, Rucklo wrote: i think you're doing a horrible appearance as a regular NG-BBS'er. At least with the /b/-tards you'll get a laugh or two because some of them are fucking hilarious, and that's the way one wants it to be. Your appearance here is just dissapointing. Most of your posts aren't lol-worthy even if I had a bad case of the giggle-lolz00rz.

Shame on you.

I do things to please myself, I really don't give a rap if I make anyone else laff. I mope around the BBS waiting for an intelligent thread to come around so that I may actually be able to have a decent conversation with somebody. Now it seems like almost everyone's either a complete retard or an average person with a terminal case of USI.

At 8/19/09 01:23 PM, sushi13 wrote: Everybody here hates sports, why do you think we're here?

I just came back from football practice. Speak for yourself, ass hole.

I think the mods are doing a horrible job. At least with /b/ you go there because it's so bad and you want it to be that way. Here it's just disappointing. Most of the threads here wouldn't be bumped on /b/.

"EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS!"

"Waaawawawawawaa"

I laughed so fucking hard at this.

At 8/17/09 07:46 PM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:

At 8/17/09 07:32 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:

If you honestly think Atheists use science like a religion you deserve to be hanged, drawn and quartered for being so ignorant. In any case or such extreme ignorance, really.

I actually didn't share my beliefs in what you quoted here, so it must be your extreme ignorance that led you to the conclusion I was. Get ready to be drawn and quartered.

I said if you honestly believe that, meaning that whoever believes that. I never mentioned you. Reading and comprehension FTW.

Doesn't believe is not the same as ruling the possibility of god out all together, and there is more than one kind of atheism. An atheist might refuse to believe until proof according to whatever their criteria is but I'm not sure if that would blur into your definition of agnostic from what understand because "Doesn't believe and needs proof" wasn't listed.

If you don't believe then you've made a choice. That's like saying I'm wearing a red shirt, but I'm also wearing a blue one. Now if there were proof god existed, I'd believe too, but, alas, there isn't any.

Humans go extinct in 5...4...3...2...

Prejudice, not racist.

I actually have no idea what to say right now other than....bravo.

At 8/17/09 07:19 PM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: You're saying atheists cling to science like religion and when an atheist admits there is no way of knowing for sure that god doesn't exist you call them agnostic, even though scientifically there is no way to be sure god doesn't exist.

You're quite the ignorant one, aren't you? Being Agnostic means you're not sure whether or not a god(s) exist. Atheism (which the OP spelled wrong, btw) is the belief that there is no god. If you know an Atheist who clings to science like a religion, then good for you. The rest of us Atheists who don't need a crutch use science as a meas to explain. Like, "Here, I know this exists/hppens because .... explains it/makes it hapen, so ... made it happen/created it, not god." If you honestly think Atheists use science like a religion you deserve to be hanged, drawn and quartered for being so ignorant. In any case or such extreme ignorance, really.

In the view your pushing there's no room to be an atheist so you are really arguing against your own idea of what an agnostic is while re-branding it as atheism.

Agnostic - Not sure and needs proof/doesn't care
Atheist - Doesn't believe
Not hard to comprehend, where's the issue?

Ahem.

I'd rather go to school than do two-a-days for football.

Are you kidding? a hot girl bends over for him every time he goes o the bowling alley!

I learned right before 1st grade. Before that I had those kickass shoe laces that were all curly and shit. They're awesome.

Oh, shit. I never thought I'd do it.

Random:
Duets (Bach)
Bach-Werke-Verzeichnis
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Munich
Germany
Adolf Hitler

I'm ranked 1,111 in exp as of today.

At 8/16/09 12:26 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Ah, didn't know that. I just use a regular Hammerburst most of the time anyway. What damage boost are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure you get like a .5% damage boost when your gun is gold.

At 8/16/09 01:22 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 01:12 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Well, you spelled Apologize wrong,

Actually I didn't. That spelling is alright with my firefox spell check PLUS Microsoft word configured with the U.K Dictionary :)

MY Firefox said it was wrong. Us and UK difference, I guess.

but only one of my stats.

Care to explain what you mean by that? I have no idea what that means?

You only messed up one stat the belongs to me.

At 8/16/09 12:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Sunday 16th August 2009 (The aftermath of clock day!)

Oh lawdy.

Oh my. I can safely say that Clock day was the best day ever. I had a great time yesterday not only just randomly saving for the fun of it, but I witnessed some great flashes that got submitted and I also had a laugh with a few other users.

It's definitely my favorite day of the year. Not only is everything getting passed in the Portal, but General is Anarchy as well. I love how the moderators and admins of this site seem to let things go for a day and look the other way.

This roster was honestly the best I have ever done, and its probably going to be like that until next year. I loved this one. Just seeing you all at least gain SOMETHING was just brilliant in itself. I'd just like to say congratulations to those who gained B/P levels. I hope you all had a wonderful clock day. Now...The only problem is we now have to clean up all the abusive reviews that have popped up here and there.

That's a small price to pay for the amount of fun I just had. I'm going to be sad next year and the years going forward when I have 2,499 B/P points and can't go up to Private. I'm so making a Clock Day alt, just to honor tradition.

Since this is a roster which of course is 2 days after the previous one, I have changed the "Gain/Day." Instead of it calculating it for 7 days it has now calculated it over 2, which would be Clock day and the bits of days before this roaster and after the previous one calculating to around about 2 whole days, and I have added an extra 0 to the end of some people's gains, now it is 00.00 instead of 0.00. It was messed up because people were getting such high numbers thats all.

No worries.

It seems that this roster has come out a little late, I apologise for that. I had some family issues to take care of. I do apologise.

We had Clock Day to deal with. Don't worry about it.

Well, it seems that the last of the flashes are dribbling in, and well....That's the end for Clock Day 2009. I hope you had a good one.

I did.

Here is your roster :)

Rank-ups:
michelinman - Police Captain
NeonFlame126 - Police Captain
TailsPrower - Police Captain
Ninja-Without-Sight - Police Captain
Kaizerwolf - Police Sergeant

Lizzardis - Master Sergeant
Porkchop - Pvt. First Class

Lol, no other 2 day span would have 7 rank-ups.

Leaving the list:
None. :) Michelinman is quite close though!

Yeah, I'm close, but plan to stop on 2,499.

Random Wiki Article of the Week
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

I love technicalities. :D

Random Audio of the Week
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 63389
This is a great tune. I love this, I actually can't stop listening to it xD

How appropriate for Clock Day. Good song.

Top 5 Gainers:
1.michelinman - 753

*.Lizzardis - 647
*.Porkchop - 485

2.Ninja-Without-Sight - 482
3.NeonFlame126 - 468
4.XIII13 - 181
5.TailsPrower - 118

A total of 3134? No other day. I actually gained 489 on CD, thought.

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>02 ][ 2361 ][ 0468 ][ 234.0 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Captain +6

Bwaahahahahahahahhaha

>>>09 ][ 2003 ][ 0118 ][ 59.00 ][ TailsPrower Police Captain -2

:3 I win, Tails.

Apologise if I get anything wrong. If your stats are different to the ones above then maybe when I was making the roster you gained a few more B/P. That isn't my fault, then again it isn't your either. If it is a big error or a big jump in numbers, just tell me and I will make sure it doesn't happen again. Thanks.

Well, you spelled Apologize wrong, but only one of my stats.

At 8/15/09 11:33 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Having a golden gun in GoW2 isn't that good, actually. You can only get more ammo from other golden guns(or you'll just switch weapons and pick up the regular version). They're also pretty easy to see from a distance as opposed to the regular versions of the weapons.

I've gotten ammo from regular guns, but you can't get ammo from a golden gun if you have a normal one. Then you have to switch. So? You get a damage boost (minor, but still).

It's Cal Ripken Jr.

At 8/15/09 03:19 AM, dmansland wrote: Conker's Other Bad Fur Day. The planned sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day

THIIIISSSS

At 8/15/09 05:36 PM, Sekhem wrote: they give them out for free all the time, hell i have one of the golden hammerburst codes and i don't even play gow

Like when? I've had it for months without word of a give out.

madness test 1, by Raptorsend Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Resubmitted: here's the original. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8146

At 8/15/09 10:02 PM, IndieR0B0T wrote: Satanists are more retarded than Christians. You believe in Christianity and then choose the losing side. Way to go.

I mean, god killed 30 million more people, come on! You picked the wrong evil character.

Read this. They do it for the attention and it feels some mental void where they feel they NEED to do things like that so that people can see them and they need people to know their efforts aren't wasted. It's a subconscious form of Narcissism.

At 8/15/09 09:28 PM, michelinman wrote: You'll love this then neonflame. It just got submitted.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8121

I actually saw this as soon as I posted. I have nothing against Poozy. He moved his crane for me in PalTalk. :3

I just had a great idea. Once Tails or I get 2,499 B/P points we can get the NGPD account to that amount too! Or, we can make alts just so we can honor Clock Day without surpassing the max amount of B/P points needed to be a true member of the NGPD.