Here's something I made up once and wrote down It's a stand-up thig I just thought up one day:
I really hate mean teachers, ya know? The first two weeks they’ll be like*gentle tone*, “Okay boys and girls, sit down and take out your homework please.” And the next week, and from then on their like*pissed off tone*,“SIT THE F*** DOWN!....GET OUT YOU GODDAMN BOOKS OUT NOW!” I especially hate them in grade schools. One kid will start crying, and the b**** will something along the lines of, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT???” All of a sudden he/she’ll whip out a ruler and go nun on you! All the little asses in the back will be saying*snicker*, “You can’t get us back here,” but then...she pulls out a yardstick! And then what so ya do?