Your dick being sucked by your <3.

At 7/3/09 02:43 PM, Balazeal wrote: OH MY GOD!!! Nobody stop him!

Best post so far!

No, nobody's ever heard about it.

I've heard of it, but I never got into that kind of movies until recently. It's been in my Netflix queue for a while now.

At 7/2/09 06:46 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: Nice
i think she was just amazed and turned on with how awesome you are and couldn't decide if this opportunity was really presenting itself to her. So while she soaked in her own juices she undressed you with her eyes and simply forgot to say something to make her dreams come true.
You sly devil you.

What was that? Couldn't hear you.

At 7/2/09 01:17 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I am just sick of cynical people...

Cynic: a faultfinding captious critic; especially : one who believes that human conduct is motivated wholly by self-interest

Sucking a dead guys dick is cynical because....?

They probably paid for that commercial months ago. Those companies are too cheap to stop them and lose all that money.

The most common aura is neutral. That's because all of the accounts that were abandoned before the redesign were reset to Neutral, and 9/10 alts are neutral.

Then the xp needed to reach level X and above will go up by 1 every day Pimp Deposits.

Next up: Art Portal survey!
Then: Chat survey!
Later: userpage survey!

Drink some milk the fact that it's a Base will help. If you drink and Acid, like soda, you're fucked.

I need a new pair of cleats for football in the fall, and my school uses long turf. I'm going to Modell's tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone could give me suggestions on what brand I should get.

I've been told to get "Fast Grass Cleats", but I don't know what that means.

You people who only say time stop are dumbasses, how would you start it again?

-Time CONTROL
-Super Intelligence
- The ability to control whether I die or not

At 6/30/09 07:43 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: Leonardo Da Vinchi
Fucking bastard couldn't paint, write, invent, think, or hold a job right. Not to mention he was into little boys and catholicism, fucking waste of history he was.

I hope your joking. He was the Church's #1 enemy.

Jack The Ripper.

He only killed 4 people, but everyone knows his name.

This would be better placed in the Where Is/How To Forum.

At 6/30/09 07:05 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Did a bit of hunting. NG's primer says we get 500,000 unique users per day, and alexa says they spend around 7 minutes on NG, so I'm gonna say they download around 5mb of data each.

So I'm going to say 2.5 Gigabytes... so 20 gigabits.

20.1 gigabits

At 6/30/09 11:36 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 6/29/09 08:32 PM, bdash1990 wrote: Well hey, if you explode on the next person who does that then I guess we don't have to worry about you anymore.

Then Mike will be in charge! Muhaha. You can't get around the NGPD boyo!

Scoff, I have seniority.

You can't crush a liquid.

At 6/30/09 04:58 PM, LBRocker wrote: Put this shit on itunes. I need this song.

You can download it for free off of NG, you twit.

My and some friend were going to Rick Roll everyone during the talent show this year, but there were cuts.....

At 6/30/09 09:12 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Woah. Barack did it. I'm surprised at what they said in the article. Attacks should increase in Iraq? I would have thought that they would drop, considerably.

And you would be very very wrong.

What do you think Iraq will be like in ten years time?

this:

They have done that to me since I was very young.

The Bloodhound Gang, by far.

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Ireland, of course.

Is that to be avoided?

I would zero bomb all of the There She Is!!! flashes.

At 6/28/09 11:02 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Trust me, they knew what would come of it.

And by that, you mean teenage boys, amirite?

Tom should change the name of everyone who joked to that name and see what happens.

Hey, BBR, remember me?

Of course they are, and they always will be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6 yU Jonlajoie even made a video less than 48 hours after his death. I've never seen him so pissed.