At 6/21/09 06:05 AM, Officer wrote:

At 6/21/09 01:58 AM, gibleto wrote: Well, he suffers from a severe disorder referred to as "Being black"

Here's an indepth article about this tragic disease.

Feel free to PM me for further questions.

Well done. That may very well be the most amusing post I have read on this website in a very long time.

Yes folks, you too could be as funny as gibletto! Here's an easy step-by-step guide:

1. Make an irrelevant racist comment

2. Link to an irrelevant wikipedia page

3. Repeat step 3

4. ??????

5. Profit

6. An hero

7chan: The Movie

greatest movie of all time

I only used the word 'socialist' since for socialism to work it needs concentrated power (e.g a government) and since concentrated power is the enemy of liberty socialism is therefore a supporter of censorship. The whole concept of socialism relies on a 'nanny' government to intervene with what is natural and right and this includes censorship. I'm sure many right wing parties also support censorship, but in general nearly all governments support it in some degree.

You are clearly some socialist do-gooder who has their head buried so far up their own arse that they have completely lost sight of reality and morality. Please GTFO now, not just of this thread, not just of NG, not just of the internet, but out of life before your sordid idiocy spreads.

At 5/16/09 02:37 PM, zoke wrote: Your answer lies in proxies- web sites designed to do exactly that. Here are 2 to get you started-

www.h8z.org/study
www.autoinsurance1.net

Happy hunting!

www.sneakychucknorris.com used to be agood one, but it's probably blocked by now. I now use www.morphium.com. The only problem with proxies is that if the're not blocked they're probably banned from most chans (except possibly less popular ones like zerochan). You can find some funny bans this way, however e.g 'You are banned! Reason: being a paedofile' from 4chan.

6. cont: Alternatively, search for proxies that are .info, they aren't always blocked for some reason. Proxies are very useful not only for unblocking but also ban evasion on chans and internet anonmyty (sp?) However, proxies are often quite slow and most automatically disable scripts, meaning no games, streaming videos etc.

OK, that's all i got, anyone got any other methods?

At 5/16/09 02:18 PM, thisisL wrote: Why did you make this thread again?

Sorry I don;t think I've made this thread before and also I haven't been on NG for a while (banned from 7chan lolz). Anyways moar methods:

4. Alternatively, you can go to google and in the searchbar type a - in front of any blocked words e.g if you want games but the word 'gun' is blocked then type 'games -gun'

5. Translate it! Using google translate or a similar site, type in the web adress you want and set it to translate english - english (no change). If keywords are blocked and you only want images/other content then translate to a random language (French or German may be too obvious, try Chinese or something)

6. Proxy dat shit! Probably the best method, but really a last resort. Using a web proxy you can view any site you like. Proxies work best with URL blockers, however most proxy sites are now blocked so you must find new unblocked ones. Proxy.org is a god starting place, although most of them are now blocked.

Now, here's a quick guide to methods, from the easy to the harder:

1. Take out the www.: you might not believe this, but I've found some blockers that get fooled if you take the www. of the URL (e.g newgrounds.com instead of www.newgrounds.com). Probably won't work, but is worth a shot. Only works on URL blockers.

2. Google cache:This method is best for individual pages rather than entire sites. Simply go to google.co.uk (or .com for USA) and search for what you want. Then, find the page you want and click on cached. This works best on URL blockers but may work on other types. If the block is set up to always allow google then this method is amazing! Sometimes though scripts don't always run correctly, I don't think it works for Youtube or other streaming sites.

3. Take out the keywords: If you can work out which words are blocked, then go to google and then advanced search. Search for what you want, but ask it not to show any pages with the keyword(s).

Ok, the purpose of this thread is to discuss methods of getting around internet blockers at home, school or work. Please no socialist idiots saying "But the blocks are good!", "You should respect the rules." etc. this thread is not for discussing the morality of getting around the blocks, it's for discussing methods.

Now that's outta way, here's my first big tip for you: Know Your Enemy! Not only is it a killer RATM song (and also a meh Greenday song) but it's the best way around blocks. Blockers work in one of two ways: either they block certain URLs or IP adresses, or theyfilter for and block sites containing certain words or images. There are many methods to get around blocks, but first and foremost you must work out how the blocker works and therefore chooses which method to use. Generally I find the former eassier to get around although the latter can make mistakes and there are still ways to fool it.

Or you could, you know, start up a real band, with real guitars, or are you too retarded to do that? GH and RB are fun when your young but It's sad to see people over 14 taking them more serious than getting in a real band. People these days...

Guy1: Dude this guy actually bought a wii...

Guy 2: Yeah, what a loser.

Guy 1: Yeah tell me about it...

it's like the N-Gage all over again.

At 5/16/09 07:34 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: SOTC Anyone?

is that a tumbleweed I hear?

For me it's Killzone 2. Being a fan of FPSs (is that even a word?) like COD4 and 5 I played the demo of Killzone. Although some of it was alright, most of it was bad and the fact I had to fiddle around in the options for about 5 minutes just to make it playable was annoying. The main problems are as follows:

- Annoying controls: having the R3 button for ADS (no not AIDS you dumbnut, Aim Down the Sight) is just plain dumb, i found the alternate 2 control scheme to be alright though.

- Clunky aiming: the control sensitivity is incredibly bad, ok they might be trying to make the guns feel weighty but it makes an asault rifle feel like a tank turret.

- Lack of gun knowledge: it peeves me off when FPS makers seem to know nothing about what a gun actually is, case in point being that every time you reload a rifle you have to pull the bolt back even though in reality you would only do this after emptying your entire magazine (or in the case of a jam).

Don't get me wrong though, Killzone Liberation rocked!

It's all fun and games until he pulls out his RPG-7...

At 1/24/09 12:45 PM, doody1 wrote: Go to the Ocean with your whale of a girlfreind

Fix'd!

At 1/21/09 08:15 PM, Skygee wrote: Making fun of Disabled?

Go die Scum..........

Hi, you must be new to the internets. On the internets, making fun of spastics is something we do for the lulz. You don't like it? Then please fuck off back to your pretentious socialist life. Thanks.

On-topic, OP should tell the dumb bitch to stop being such a retard and then ask how she escaped from her cage.

At 12/15/08 02:22 PM, DFox wrote:

At 12/15/08 12:26 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

Any ripped song at 320 kbps or even 256 kbps should not be any different than CD quality.

Not true, CD quality is about 500 kb/s. Use WMA or FLAC for great sound quality - they're lossless, no idea what plays FLAC though.

I find the sound quality on my PSP great, but it's bulky, expensive and you're paying for a lot of features such as mp4 player that you won't use.

w00t first post in ages

At 11/26/08 01:56 AM, Glowstick-warroir wrote:

At 11/26/08 01:48 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: She is a skank and I hope you become infertile.

So; if I good hot friend of yours would go out with you, under the prefaces that at some point she might want a 3 way with a hotter friend (who you'd have dated if she didn't hate realtoinships enought to only have one night stands and friends with benefits.)

That's a bad thing and you'd say no?

BTW. I'm not a porn producer; and she's camera shy anyways. So; guess no pictures for you. Besides; I'm not even sure if 3somes really work in real life.

Stop using ';' incorrectly; it enrages my inner grammar nazi. ';' separates two similar sentances; "So" is not a sentence. Also, I smell bullshit.

At 11/25/08 12:03 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Nothing is free.

Er, yes, thought is free dumbass. Mods these days...

At 11/17/08 09:37 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 11/17/08 09:36 PM, ikool wrote: That lady is a BITCH! Who the hell chokes a kid? Any kid for that matter?!

I hope the bitch goes to jail... serves her right.

You must be trolling, it was handicapped = God wanted it to die.

There is no God. Your argument is invalid. However, I must agree that spastics are fucking annoying.

Also, sorry to be a grammer nazi, but it's would have, not would of. Retard.

I really couldn't care less about your personal life.

At 10/11/08 07:07 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: what,.

NSFW/........?

I'm sorry to say this, but EPIC FAIL!

At 10/12/08 02:11 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote: I am the reason this BBS sucks so much now.

Fix'd

At 10/9/08 11:31 AM, Gamedude-9 wrote: Lock the doors and sit near a window with a sixty caliber machine gun

.60 calibre? You wouldn't be able to hold one of those mate. Try 7.62 mm (.30) instead.

At 10/9/08 07:38 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: HAHA

It must have skimmed through your recent post history right before you opened it, lol.

So when you open a pot-noodle it says "Egotistical arsehole" amirite?

That's a good excuse to stay in and go on NG

At 10/8/08 05:06 PM, NG-NoName wrote: So, I had a copy of MGS 1 on my PC. I decide to fire it up, I get up to Vulcan Raven and need to fight him. How can I combat this motherfucker if he shoots like crazy?

More inportantly, where'd you get MGS1?

I must know!

You used the sad emoticon. You will now be a sad emofag for the rest of your (short) life until you an hero.

Protip: do it faggot!

At 10/3/08 11:55 AM, Somepurson wrote: And please, don't pirate the Windows disk...

Why not?

My cock. Pics? You queer.