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At 2/1/08 06:22 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Real women are PIG DISGUSTING.

well then good luck finding an animated asian chick to marry :3

At 2/1/08 06:05 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 2/1/08 05:57 PM, Procrastination wrote: how is real porn bad as you said?
i dont mind either one, but you can do more with hentai but to see a really hot girl fucking is better cos hentai doesnt show hotness.

DOESN'T SHOW HOTNESS?! Oh yeah it does! But, I mean that real porn is just... really awkward to watch.

lol, are you like 11 or something? how is real porn hard to watch for you?

yeah, my chocolate lab does that too. we'd be trying to watch a movie or something, then we'd just hear this loud rumbling snore... really funny. then you hear a high pitched sqeak- he farted. but yeah sometimes during the night, he gets scared from a dream or something and then he'd start howling but its long and drawn out like an, "ahhhhooooahhhooooahhhhooo..." the first time i heard it i thought he was dying lol.

At 3/7/08 09:50 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote: Twisted in my sheets, in my boxers, freezing my ass off, yet still too lazy + tired to move.

An average day.

hha, omg dude. that describes every single day for me too. i dont know how but the really warm cover that i have always seems to be the first thing to go and it somehow makes its way across the whole room... and i love my fan on at night, but its a bitch to wake up to a freezing room with nothing but boxers on...

Marley & Me by John Grogan

it was amazing but had a sad ending
a MUST READ for all Labrador lovers

they're making it into a movie starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Anisten

At 3/7/08 10:05 PM, life wrote: I bet his dick felt HUGE.

and i bet you would love it just as much as she

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8541 47

theres the link to a different thread i made about this... some good points there. but here's my theory...

the oceanic six, who want to get back to the island somehow, find that one dude who was contacted by Desmund and is working on that time shifting thing... the six will find him and then contact themselves when they were on the island and tell them not to leave... and i believe Locke is also one of the surviving six and he was the first one to get the time experiment done to him, perhaps because of his radiation in the hatch with Desmund, and he already went back to tell himself not to go with the rescuers.

and also, let's not forget that Ben is also a surviv!! remember he was treating Jack in that doctors room. ...damn confusing. thoughts or theories?

second poster*** pyrokindofguy

i looked fro one, but i dont know how to get the link. just watch some flashes and it'll come up...

and i was just watching a flash and saw that there... im sure you have too to whoever the third poster was

i have really long hair... i got it cut about a month ago and i was really hating it at first and i think i looked better with it longer. But you definitely made the better decision here... you looked like a douche before and now you just look cooler. lol, it seems you're insecure and need reassurance. damn you haircuts!

Nah dude its for real!
Im gonna play pokemon red right now on my laptop!, then have 3 more windows open for blue, green and yellow, just for the hell of it!

dude, you're not doing it right, you need to grab the dusty gameboy color and sit on the couch... the only way to play... mine's alakazam and kingler! that guillotine and crab hammer were the best!

...or does that guy in the US army recruiting ad behind the flashes look like Jimmy Kimmel in uniform?

the mac is only good b/c it's shiny and white and has a 'modern' interface...

and apple has the best advertising... i bet everyone in America knows the mac or iphone music.

HeliosStar, i think the exact same thing. its like, how can your hand move just by some muscle in your head thinking about it. how can thoughts exist?. its just like one big illusion and when we die, the illusion ends. why do we want there to be an end to the universe? whats a dimension? are we all just trapped inside one, and are there others...? man, this is weird.

think about it. the force of your foot hitting a ball, and that ball moving upwards, air moving across it, and the parabola of that ball's path. then your mind processes that, but it cant process something like the entirety of the universe...

pretty much everybody knows what urban dictionary is. post any funny definitions you've found.

search: Alaskan Pipeline and Blumpkin lulz

your not suposed to hate people, especially black people during black history month

Oh my, I am insulting a race during their own month. Shame on me. Fuck this, it's racist to even HAVE a black history month.

seriously, that's right! where's white history, asian history, and ...jew history month huh? damn, oh well. also,someone can't go around blaming random black people for having such a month... isnot like THEY made it.

who made it anyways?

At 2/16/08 07:36 PM, CopperChaos wrote: Do you realize NG is full of atheists?

HAHA word dude. nobody should go around preaching on NG.

HE's a COP!!!! nobody post!! he's tracking you DOWN...

if you like LOST as much as i do, you saw the season premiere on Thursday! i just wanted to here your theories and questions on everything... here's mine:

is Jacob that big dark monster cloud? the one that killed Echo...

it seems like you're only listening to the good comments and telling yourself the bad commenters are just 'stupid' or something. maybe the lyrics aren't all that great. ...maybe if you actually posted the song...they wouldn't seem all that bad. b/c most of the time, song aren't about the lyrics.

y'd you steal it if you had one yourself? you should have just tore the wires to the charger or something... he wouldn't find out for a while and you'd still get your... "satisfaction"

but btw, how old are you and how old was the kid?

yeah, sounds like it'd be good if she was playful... but she might get scared and not go.

plus, what the hell will you do if she says no... have you thought of that?

At 1/24/08 11:35 AM, Sidorio wrote: I used to run around naked with my friend, who was a girl. I think I was about five. We're still friends, but nowhere near as much.

hah, ditto man

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At 12/25/07 12:15 PM, bluegreen7hi wrote:

At 12/25/07 12:10 PM, Neon-Crepth wrote: where do i find the 8bit Christmas song entries?

In my dick.

how do they fit?

where do i find the 8bit Christmas song entries?

lol very true heinrich. but isn't this video like 19 years old, and his name is Cris Crocker...?

unless you were just addressing religious people, u should probably stop saying "you"... not everyone is religious. i do, however, agree with all ure statements. :]

niiiccee... lol which teacher did u have?

mishaps. what were some funny, embarrassing, sad, weird moments that happened to u or that u heard about in ure school?

in 7th grade gym class, we were playing handball in the auditorium. i was the goalie. and some kid came up with the ball and pegged it right about 3 feet in front of me and it bounced up and nailed me right in the balls... everyone was laughing, and so was i i guess. but i had to sit out none the less.