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Huge problem with weed Posted March 15th, 2009 in General

So i am wondering what is weed doing to me. I have been smoking weed few years now and now i moved to a new apartment. Alone. So i have been living here for like three weeks now and i have been smoking weed everyday. So this morning i woke up and begin to think why do i smoke everyday? Usually i drink two or three beers before i smoke so the beer is like boosting the effects and then im more fucked up.

I just don't know why i want to get fucked up every day. I mean my life is great. I have great friends who i can trust and great parents and great city i live. I would like to smoke less weed. That would be good but i can't. If i have any weed i have to smoke it everyday. I can't stop smoking it if i know i have it. I was thinking about quitting weed this morning but then i just smoked some pot instead. I mean this is insane. I know smoking weed everyday is a sign that your life isn't as good as it could be. Running away from reality doesn't fix anything.
Something need change?

I would like to do flash or making my own videogames instead like i did earlier in my life! Could somebody please tell me what to do. Some tips? Anyone had the same problem?

Discust.

Response to: Need help with english! Posted November 9th, 2008 in General

At 11/9/08 04:30 PM, tigerkitty wrote:
At 11/9/08 04:14 PM, neobyte1 wrote:
At 11/9/08 04:12 PM, jakabite wrote: Why do you care so much about finding this song?
Because i have heard it before and its awesome and i just like it so much i have to get it no matter what
I think I found it, but I promise nothing. I spent way too much time on this...

Army of Pharaohs - All Shall Perish

OHMYGOD DUDE! Thank you so much! I cant tell you how happy i am now! :P And its Jedi! I told you i have heard this before because i was watching jedi's show last summer :D

Response to: Need help with english! Posted November 9th, 2008 in General

At 11/9/08 04:12 PM, jakabite wrote: Why do you care so much about finding this song?

Because i have heard it before and its awesome and i just like it so much i have to get it no matter what

Response to: Need help with english! Posted November 9th, 2008 in General

At 11/9/08 03:54 PM, Tramps wrote: Just message the owner or leave a comment on the video.

yes i know but didnt you read the description in video "Teddy from disastricks doing some cool moves." so the "uploader" of this video is not him and he don't know the song. Also leaving a message to video would take too long to get a reply. Maybe days, weeks, months?

I thought it would be faster to ask it here because here many ppl speak english and can fully understand what he is singing/rapping.

Response to: Need help with english! Posted November 9th, 2008 in General

Yes im missing. I have tried to find out the lyrics for like 4 hours now lol so its not a big deal to just listen it once, its only like 3 seconds!

Need help with english! Posted November 9th, 2008 in General

So here is one video, where is one song and i need to know what the singer is saying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSCTH7kGW 8w

0:55 - 1:05 is the song.

I need to know what he is saying so i can search the song's name using the lyrics. So some ppl who knows english very well...help please :)

OR

if you know the song could you give me the name

Thanks!

Response to: Proof that weed isnt a gateway drug Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

I think you are right, man.

I just smoked a bunch of pot, and a little hunger is all i got :)

Response to: Noob with a question Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

I prefer MS Paint Professional Editoin 2009 v.3.2

Go vote for the people you like! Posted January 22nd, 2008 in General

I am now releasing new news! Read carefully! Thank you!

Alien Hominid HD has been nominated for several official XBLA awards, direct from Microsoft! Go check out the nominees and vote for your favorites. AH is a nominee for Best Overall Arcade Game and Best Cooperative Multiplayer Game.

While I'm plugging AH, I might as well mention that we've launched a new Behemoth Store, complete with the sought after Castle Crashers figures we sold at PAX this past year!

The IGF Audience Award voting has begun! This year, two NG regulars are finalists in the competition. Edmund and Florian (Komix) have been nominated for best web game with Tri-Achnid and Tommunism is up for the technical excellence award for his XNA title, Goo! They are both eligible for the Audience Award, which is what everyone has to go vote on NOW!!!

Skye from XGen has posted an announcement about their upcoming WiiWare title! XGen pioneered the Flash defense game genre with Defend Your Castle, but they are also well known for Stick RPG, Stick Arena, and of course, Fishy!

Bob announced a new shirt, available in the store.

If you haven't yet, be sure to check out Mastermind 2 and Tankmen .5... In the games department, you can't miss Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2, Sonny, Cursor*10 and Paladin!

Speaking of Paladin, Jazza has posted some drawing tutorials and has hinted to his next game. And go congratulate DRNeroCF on the release of Fancy Pants 2! He spent two years on it and has created a shining example of what Flash games should be. Krinn also deserves lots of love for Sonny, which has a bright future ahead of it!

Luis just celebrated his birthday on Saturday, and RageVI announced he'll be turning 21... In March.

I'm rattling off random things about the community because I don't really have much to say other than some of the plugs above. I spent my day programming animal friends for CC and now I'm gonna crash. TTYL

Ooooh one last thing... We've been discussing Pico Day this year, and we are strongly considering opening it up to more NG-original characters. The reasons for this are:

1. People have talked a lot about having a "Newgrounds Day", but it feels really mastabatory to have TWO days a year where people make stuff dedicated to NG, as much as I love it.

2. COnsidering I still haven't released Pico 2, I'm worried making games and movies about Pico every year will get really played out.

3. A broader range of material could make the whole day more exciting and hopefully get a lot more people involved.

So.... I was thinking the options would be:

1. Pico (and friends)
2. The Bots (P-Bot, A-Bot, etc.)
3. The dudes from Dad 'n Me and Chainsaw the Children
4. Tankmen

We're gonna save Samurai A-hole and Alien Hominid for another year... But you're welcome to include them as guest appearances.

Everyone cool with that?

Pico Day will be April 30th, 2008... If you aren't familiar, check out Pico Day 2006 and Pico Day 2007!

- Site Admin Neobyte1 -

Response to: New Users! Read Before Posting! Posted January 22nd, 2008 in General

That is the FUCKIN POINT. These are my rules! Others can go eat donuts

New Users! Read Before Posting! Posted January 22nd, 2008 in General

General Overview

These are the NG Forum rules. If you don't agree with them you can leave this section of Newgrounds or refuse to register an account. Upon breaking a rule you might receive a warning, but this is not mandatory. You can be banned for your first offense of breaking these rules.

NOTE: We often refer to our forums as the NG BBS. The term BBS is an acronym for "Bulletin Board System", which is the traditional name for what most people now refer to as "forums".
Why are there rules?

Newgrounds is the original and largest community of Flash artists on the planet. We work tirelessly to make NG the best site it can possibly be, only to have the mood brought down by users with bad attitudes. These rules are here to maintain order and keep users civil, so that when people visit Newgrounds they don't remember it as a rotting cesspool full of morons.
The "BIG ONES"

If you break these rules, you'll earn an instant ban regardless of which moderator sees the post(s).

* Using racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful language.
* Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material. Exceptions include NG staff or if you're posting to the Art Forum and it's relevant rather than downright perverted.
* Linking to pornographic or NSFW material without a clear warning.
* Linking to viruses, referral sites, or maliciously coded websites either in your signature or in your post.
* Discussing illegal activities - including, but not limited to: ROMs, cracks, warez and hacking.
* Instigating or discussing malicious attacks on other websites
* Posting with an alternate account whilst banned or your main account while an alt is banned. Both accounts may be deleted.
* Posting any member's real life information without permission.
* Impersonating Administrators, Moderators, or Newgrounds regulars.
* Bumping any old topic without a good reason and new information.
* Making multiple short posts (five words or less) over a short time period.
* Attempting to smartass your way around these rules.

The OTHER RULES

If you break these rules, you're definitely risking being banned. Think before you post.

* Remaking or complaining about a locked or deleted thread by creating a new thread.
* Complaining or boasting about any ban, including comments in signature text.
* Backseat modding: pointing out what needs to be deleted, banned, locked or destroyed.
* Posting flashing or strobing images, or picture spamming: repeatedly posting the same picture or posting irrelevant / overused images such as the FAIL picture.
* ALL CAPS posting.
* Chasing / harassing / flaming other users, regardless of who instigated it.
* Harassing other users by having a continuous negative or bitter attitude towards them.
* Insulting or harassing the moderators or administrators.
* Trolling: cruising the boards looking for a fight.
* Sniping or knocking established NG groups, such as the Clocks, Locks, IWP.
* Repeatedly advertising your website.
* Recreating a thread that has been created recently. Use the search bar before hitting "New Topic".
* Posting excessively in a language other than English for the sole purpose of excluding the majority of the users.
* Making "Hi, I'm new", "I'm back", or "I'm leaving NG" threads without significant content pertinent to your situation.
* Creating parody threads or posting with gimmick accounts.
* Making stats threads.
* Posting "Use the search", "Use Google" or similar messages without providing relevant links.
* Posting lame chat conversations. No one cares. Seriously.
* Attempting to smartass your way around these rules.

Forum-Specific Rules

These rules are open to interpretation by individual moderators.

* General Forum - No Sig Threads.
* Where Is / How To - Before posting, check the NG FAQ and NG FAQ II.
* Flash Forum - Collab Thread Rules.
* Audio Forum - Do not start a topic to advertise your music. Use the Audio Advertisements thread.
* Clubs & Crews - Before starting a new Club/Crew, read the C/C Advice Thread.
* Art Forum - Posting requires you first read the Official Art Forum Rules.

General Conduct

Before making a topic make sure you are posting in the correct forum. The moderators don't have tools to move your topic, so if it doesn't belong it will be deleted. It should be pretty clear where to post since each forum has a description. When making a topic in the general forum, try to keep it somewhat NG-related, too. We don't need to know what you ate for breakfast!

Give your topic a good title! This is often overlooked, and "WTF?" gives no clue as to what your topic will be about.

Before posting a topic, please ask yourself the following question: "Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on some level?" If you can answer "yes" to this, then please post. If you cannot, then refrain.

Before replying, please ask yourself: "Does my reply offer any significant advice or help contribute to the conversation in any fashion?" (As a side note, posting "Use the search bar" is never helpful. First, if you have used the search bar and have found something relevant, just post the relevant link instead. Next, how can you presume that the person posting comments hasn't already tried the search bar and didn't find what they're looking for?)

Some simple guidelines:

* Use proper punctuation and grammar.
* Ignorance of the rules is not an excuse not to follow them.
* Lurk first, post second. Read the entirety of every thread you post in before you post.
* If you're about to make a post that you're not sure is OK, whether covered by the rules or not, don't.
* If you can't make a positive contribution to a topic, don't post.
* If you're not here to have fun, go elsewhere.
* Read, re-read, and respect these rules.

Final Thoughts

We want to keep this Forum clean, and we want to see people engage in intelligent conversation. Use common sense: if you don't have something interesting to discuss, don't post a topic! Remember, these are private forums.

Also, we're not perfect. Contact us if you have a question or general comment. We'll do our best to get back to you, but please be patient!

Thank you to Tanner Centerwall for putting the initial rules together. Additional thanks to Denvish, JoS, Evark, Jonas and the rest of the mods for updating them.

Thank you - Neobyte1 The site Admin -

Response to: Character idea??? Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

My lifestory
Have you ever wondered, what is our purpose in life. Why are we here on Earth, what will our destiny or fate be? To discover our destiny we must become aware of our true self. Who you are and what you want in life.

Well i have some answers here

Response to: Character idea??? Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

You have got to be kidding me...YOU HAVE A FUCKING DOG??

Response to: Noob with a question Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

I learned flash IN ONE SECOND.

ONE

SINGLE

SECOND

When i saw all those layers and frames and action panel i saw the light. I realised how the system works. Then i opened up MAX3d and made World Of Warcraft. I sold it to Blizzard.

Response to: Character idea??? Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

When i was young i used to build lego castles with my dad.

Response to: key.isDown(Key.En ter) help Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

At 1/22/08 05:30 AM, LostVoices wrote: its all working now

Good! Did you use my code? Did it work?

Response to: My Flash is retarded Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

Solution = Go to China or Jamaica where you can relax. Buddha will help you to solve your problems. You must calm the fuck down and order some relaxing womens to your house.

Relax.

This problem solves itself when god want so...

Peace

Response to: key.isDown(Key.En ter) help Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

Remember you shitbox, I am the creator of Flashkit and Flash! Dont fuck with me you AS noob! Ha!

Response to: Need help making rpg Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

CountDantes, if you dont know what a movie clip is dont make a game. Its going to be impossible for you. And its not smart to make RPG as your first project.

I have five years Flash experience and three years AS programming experience and RPG game is still hard to make. When i was younger i had those "motivation" spikes like "I want to do RPG game!" or "I want to do a game like HALO using Flash!"

You must first know what you can and what you cant do.
RPG game is not a realistic project for you. I prefer you to make an animation first where is movie clips so you know how it works. Then start with something simpler.

Thank you.

Response to: Help? Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

Rofl Brendo is making some tripleposts here! Must be EPIC

Response to: ActionScript Help! Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

At 1/21/08 01:26 PM, 19950104 wrote: Hi all!

I have a little problem!
I working in a game, and u must escape before bombs. I want, to if the player (the character) hit the bombs he will die, and fail the level. At the second frame there is a level failed message and the first frame there is a stop action, and the first level is in the first frame. I give this actionscriptcode for the bomb:

if(this.hitTest(_parent.player)) {
gotoAndPlay(2)
}

It works, but it go to the bomb symbol's second frame, not the scene's second frame! Plz help me!

You have to give it a right path. This is better:

if(this.hitTest(_parent.player)) {
_root.gotoAndPlay(2)
}

then if there is a second frame and only one frame you should write gotoAndStop instead of play.

Response to: key.isDown(Key.En ter) help Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

onClipEvent(keyDown)
{
if(Key.isDown(Key.ENTER)){
if (!_global.isBusy)
sendChatMsg()
}
}

No. There cant be two "if" functions like that.
Try this:

onClipEvent(enterFrame) {
if(Key.isDown(Key.ENTER) && !(_global.isBusy))){
sendChatMsg()
}
}

If the code wont work just tell me what error there is. I dont have flash on this pc so i cant test it

Response to: mc inside button wont stop Posted January 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

I dont understand. Why there is stop(); in a movie clip? if you want to stop the movie put stop(); action to a frame

Response to: I always drop the soap Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

At 12/4/07 11:36 PM, Kajenx wrote:
At 12/4/07 11:35 PM, jokerscard wrote:
At 12/4/07 11:34 PM, Kajenx wrote:
At 12/4/07 11:34 PM, ijustowndU wrote: COMBO BREAKER!!!
Someone beat you...
He posted the same thing twice moron
Uh, I guess you don't either...

I guess you don't either...

Response to: Happy Hanukkah Newgrounds! Posted December 5th, 2007 in General

Christmukkahh!! : D

Response to: Eggfordtheegg??? Posted December 4th, 2007 in General

Looks like this guy got pranked. He really thought he is going to be a newgrounds moderator.

Its called stupidity

Its Finally Over Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

Hello everyone.
I had 69 posts like six months. I couldnt post more becouse i was so proud of my post count.
Now i have done a decision. I am going to post. This is a big step in my life!

Friends, family, mom, dad, ng buddies...the wait is over. I have now 70 posts and im proud of it.

Thank you.

Response to: My memory is low Posted May 15th, 2007 in General

LOL guys i mean disk space memory

There is only 2mb free disk space memory left...there is nothing else than WoW + Screenshot folder. I dont know i just take screenshots.

Of course i have disks where is much free space but my computer usually slows down because of screenshots lol

Response to: I got a hole on the side of my head Posted May 15th, 2007 in General

Google Video or it didnt happen!

My memory is low Posted May 15th, 2007 in General

because of my WoW screenshot folder is over 20gigs