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Hi guys! Those log out system functions doesnt make any sense. When i log out, it usually happens. When you try to hit the button, the operating system calculates the mathematical functions. But thats not the problem.

The problem im talking about here is a bit larger. I dont know if Tom has to do it, but i already tried to replace it. That guy told me to change it but im not sure how to start working on it.

Any ideas?

I was in the bar with som of my friends. I live in the small town ya know. Then these 2 wannabe whiggas come. They talk that shit and try make a fight (this all happened after a nice bar night) Then after those fuckers threated my firiend i hit that bitch and tell him to not touch my fiend and he backs off. Then when everyone goes elsewhere i go back to those stupid whiggas and i see there is an old guy inda car. I talk to those stupid wannabe gangsta kids and this guy comes from the car and touch me and tell me if i want to die or not. There is now 3 gangsta kids around me (im drunk as hell and i just wanted punish them but now there is too much of them) and now i back off. One of them hits me with a teaser (electric shoch) it felt like thickling but im not sure. Then i just said "im going to home right now" and they were like "k" and i managed to escape.

That was sum fuckin weird shit. Im now thinking like "if i would have a gun or a knife i would have killed those ppl srsl".

This kind of thing is one of those thing you will keep remembering. Its ridiculous how those kids were fronthin on me and there were a bigger guy inda car. They told me to hit them inda face and i didnt do that. They wanted to hit them cose the "big guy" could have a reason to hit me lol

But now im going to subway to eat something yea

I have used my pc for like 4years and without re-installing windows. Its a miracle i still can use this. In the past always some virus comes and i need to re-install the whole windows to get rid of that shit. Now i only use sites i know are safe. I do not use ANY internet security programs. I do not have firewall or anything and i am doing just fine. I am a programmer and i know a LOT about computers and i know if i visit sites i usually always visit = no problem, ever. Usually when you try to google some of your favorite porn fetishes, the best viruses will catch you lol.

At 4/14/10 03:01 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/14/10 02:56 PM, neobyte1 wrote: This was first cool but i dont like how you fake things. You cant just write shit like this. First of all even if you DID all those things you must be the stupidest guy in the entire world.

Lol.

Even i could write shit like this. Do you think your so tough guy you can just put these guys into a box with no problems? You dont even know if one of those pedofiles would be a kickboxer or a black belt karate guy. This is just some ridiculous shit and i dont even know why im writing into this stupid topic.

Wow buddy, pop a few pills or something... It's a fucking thread on Newgrounds, you're taking it way too seriously. Nobody should take ANY thread on Newgrounds as seriously as you are.

Talkin shit in NG does NOT make you cool. Killing ppl makes you look like a fool. If a guy is fingering a 12y old girl he really should not deserve to die. I think i will start hunting down and killing ppl like you :) Because ppl like you (if you are really telling the truth) are way WAY more sicker mentally than those who do lil kids.

I'm not talking shit on Newgrounds... Nor am I trying to look cool. Killing is cool. And if a guy is fingering a 12 year old girl, he should die. And I would gladly do the deed. That is wrong in more than one way, and that's already more than one too many. And I don't think somebody who kills pedophiles is sicker than the pedophiles themselves. Would you grab a 12 year old girl and force her to have sex with you? I fucking hope you wouldn't. You could... But you don't, because you know that it's wrong...
Anybody over the age of fucking 10 should know pedophilia is fucking wrong. Trust me, if I had the power to kill every fucking pedophile in the world. I would, and I'd fucking do it really slow, and I'd get big fucking fat guys to fuck them.

haha i have been here long enough to not take threads like this srsl and i know your talking bullshit. Dont you get it? Im just flaming and trolling your stupid killing thread. But i have seen ppl here who do this kind of shit. People are stupid. I just dont find any funny things about sawing ppl. And yeah i am fingering a lil kid and making her my bitch right now. Come to kill me, i will wait for you buddy, with a loaded gun, ready to blow your stupid 18y old face off.

This was first cool but i dont like how you fake things. You cant just write shit like this. First of all even if you DID all those things you must be the stupidest guy in the entire world.

Even i could write shit like this. Do you think your so tough guy you can just put these guys into a box with no problems? You dont even know if one of those pedofiles would be a kickboxer or a black belt karate guy. This is just some ridiculous shit and i dont even know why im writing into this stupid topic.

Talkin shit in NG does NOT make you cool. Killing ppl makes you look like a fool. If a guy is fingering a 12y old girl he really should not deserve to die. I think i will start hunting down and killing ppl like you :) Because ppl like you (if you are really telling the truth) are way WAY more sicker mentally than those who do lil kids.

I just like how you typoed the topic name and added the word fail in the same sentence.

At 4/2/10 11:32 AM, tdobbin wrote: Theres nothing wrong with smoking weed, I have done it since I was in grade 6 im in grade 11 now. I have always loved to just smoke a joint instead of drinking trust me kid your lucky hes just a stoner not a alcoholic like some peoples parents....

qft
my parents know im smokin and growing. They dont smoke but they aint telling me any propaganda about it because they know they cant change my mind. Its just so wonderful feeling that you know you'r right and other ppl who say weed is bad are wrong.

I am lolling @ those harmless pics, they are so ridiculous! I mean those pics are jokes, right? If those would be real propaganda pics i would rofl here because it would be SO stupid.

But i wish my dad would be rolling sum joints too :) Usually its opposite here. My parents see ME rolling joints. Then they ask "what are you rolling?" and i always say the strain name like:

dad: son, what ya rollin?
me: Jack Herer

At 3/23/10 06:23 PM, BrockManson wrote: Did you have sour cream to go with the chili?

Yes i had :)

Its so funny how completely retarded and pointless threads get the most replys here but for example this topic; where is some sort of story and point, is just fucking garbage. I dont say this is a good thread but definitely not the worst. And no, i didnt get raped in the toilet, but yea, i think im gonna make a rape thread next. If i dont die or get raped before it.

I went to shower, put some new clean clothes on. Then i go to the kitchen. I have there rice and chicken i made yesterday and some chili con carne. I put them all on a same plate, warm it up in a microwave, come to my living room and sit on my computer. I put the plate on the pc table, start eating some food and surfing on the internet at the same time. This is what happened:

Suddenly my plate just flips around and all the food flies to my lap. At this point i realize i have no other choice, than go to toilet and start cleaning up my clothes. While i do that, all the food flies all around into my apartment. There is rice in my hallways's wall, chicken in my shoe and some chili con carne still somewhere i dont even want to know.

Now im here writing this and i still cant believe wtf just happened. That sucked SO MUCH i was near to open a beer, get wasted and clean this fucking mess tomorrow.

i am drinking playn maitokaakao right now and eating dominoes

my answer to this topic is

"Copypaste here your googled philosophy"

- Albert Einstein

omg
i was reading this topic and after like 10 posts i just realised that "why am i still reading this?"
then i wrote a reply about this strange reaction, caused by weed

I am not going to shave my ass-hair.

http://www.ghostlytalk.com/node/58

"I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."

and this is why

The name of this topic might be a bit misleading but yeah:

Im going to talk about hairs. Ass hairs. I was taking a shit when i was in my friend's house (lan party) my shit got stuck in my ass. It was stuck because of my ass hairs. They were like holding the shit so it couldnt naturally fall. I had to take the shit on my bare hands and rip it off from my ass hairs. It really hurt.
And sometimes those lil shitballs get stuck to those hairs and its ridiculous to try to rip them off.

I dont know if this has happened to anyone else.

Alcohol is like chili. It gives your life that little nice flavor when used in moderation. If you use it too much, a normal life aint tasting anything.

Well i quess i can join to this lil club you have here. I dont know if you really mean "NG Alcoholics" as REAL alcoholics. Well i had an alcohol problem. I used to drink everyday. Now i only drink once or several times a week.

My favorite beers are Budweiser, Heineken, Sandels and San Miguels.
I dont really drink wines a lot. I usually only drink beer.

Well how i managed to stop everyday drinking? Well the answer is weed. I smoke a joint every evening and its enough. I dont feel like drinking after smoking weed. I also used to smoke weed after drinking those beers. Thats why i didnt drink like 15beers everyday. I only drank 6-8beers, then smoked weed and i was totally blazed. But i dont do that anymore.

So i still have to be high everyday to live like normal people do. I dont know what is my problem. I will become anguished if im sober the whole night. I will feel very unconfortable and my pulse is raising. When i smoke, i get happy, relaxed and sleep well. I think its better than drinking everyday i guess.

Same happened to me. But i noticed my MP3 player was on in my pocket and i could hear the music xD i really was scared like WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM :D

Obvious troll is....

Is this some kind of sad joke? You are GAY you like penis, not vagina. I am not gay, i like pussy. So why do you come to ng asking about why hererosexual ppl like pussy. Are you serious with these questions? This is waste of time. I dont need to even explain you why i like pussy, not penis.

So what do i think about being gay? Its so bad it SUCKS its so fucking suck it fucking SUCKS.

Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

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I have been here 6years and such a thing have never happened to me.

Its so funny how things go with weed. I personally love weed. I just smoke it everyday. If a teacher would tell me some shit about weed or "bust" me dealing i would just say the legendary "Suck my dick" to her :)

I actually used to drink a couple of beers before smoking a joint before going to school rofl
Those stupid teachers never knew anything.

At 1/28/10 02:33 PM, bifgis wrote: Why not just do your own workout at home? For Free....

Well that is possible but thats why the gyms exist. You can train so much different muscles effortlessly. And in here where i live as a jobbless person i can go to my local gym for free. Its strange how all the ppl who have no job get so much money and things but ppl who study....they get nothing. If you are jobbless almost everything is free for you.

Well my friend is tricking. It means he is combining Martial Arts, Gymnastics and Acrobatics. So there is some twists, flips and kicks. He is 16 and he is the world's best tricker. He does some muscle training too. Here is a link where he tricks. You can see he has some muscles, nice sixpack. So no worries :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9mN8Ufno LE

and yes, i am tricking too

Congratulations, mate! So now what? You want a fuckin medal or something?

If a goverment could manipulate some fucking waves it could be pretty easy to win a war. Just manipulate some fucking waves and "blob" there is an earthquake in anywhere. This is nothing new. Those are islands and the tectonic plates are moving. Thats why earthquakes born. I know America is a most fucked up country in this world and its goverment does many sick things but i dont think they did this one.

Lets say Russia is a shit country and everyone who lives there know that fact too. But in america they actually think its a great country even when its not. This was a bit OT but who cares? You cunts dont even care about that girl so why would you care about America? Fuck America.

At 1/28/10 06:47 AM, DeckMaster171 wrote:

At 1/28/10 06:35 AM, letiger wrote: Don't be gay, be fab!

fab? wtf is that

English is not even my mother language and even i figured that out in one second. You should put your picture in here because i have always wanted to see a person who can be so stupid.

Well when i was living at home i was playing some CSS and then i decided to go to livejasmin for some webcam shit. I went to a private with one girl. Then i heard my mom come home. Well i didnt bother to turn that shit off so i said to my mom that im fapping so dont bother to come lol.

The best strain i have smoked was Jack Herer. My homegrown Himalaya's will be ready in few days so after drying them naturally i might say an opinion. And yeah, Apollo13 is a nice one too.

At 12/8/09 07:53 PM, aprime wrote: exactly how many years younger...???

2 years. She is 18 in 2 months.

At 12/8/09 07:40 PM, agustana wrote: I think you should show her this thread.

That bitch would leave you so fast.

Ah, ha, you poor bastard.

I think you should show your fucking mom your penis

That bitch would leave you so fast.

Ah, ha, you poor bastard.