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I have had this diarrhea about 3weeks now. I think it's because i drink beer everyday.

But today i had my first solid shit in weeks so i think im healthy now. I think this is because i have been drinking vodka recently. I have heard rumors that diarrhea can kill ppl. But that shit didn't kill me so is it really that dangerous?

I don't actually even care do i have diarrhea or not, it is not causing any harm to my everyday life but having a diarrhea for 3weeks is not normal, right? It is only burning my ass a bit, nothing else.

I would actually pay money to get that username. It is just so unique

I have always wondered what happens if you gargle piss. Do you get sore throat? Is there any bacteries in piss that could cause that?

Have you ever tasted your own piss? Was it even good? What harm could piss do to your system, if i would drink it everyday? Piss is sometimes very strong and undrinkable, but sometimes goes down well.

So i think few ppl know about this. It happens to me rarely, but i just had this moment so

Everything i see, i see it like i would be watching it 4metres away. Everything is really tiny and small. I think it is genetic because my dad has this same shit sometimes and we both have glasses. It lasts like 15mins and its really strange. Like you are watching your screen and all the text is tiny as fuck and i would really like to know why is this happening?

Any of you guys have got this same shit before?

WEED IS REAL LIFE

At 2/22/11 01:12 AM, Lbf12 wrote: Granted, but then turns jizz white.

I wish I could control light.

Wish granted.
But then you would accidentally control all new york's traffic lights and kill everyone, including your own ass.

I wish i would be high

Yea i get that same feeling, i never get any pm's so when i get one, of course im hyper pumped, especially when im high

Well trolled, OP!

I am a decent/good looking 21y old dude. I don't even play much videogames, i usually hang out with my friends, drink a couple of beers, smoke few bowls of weed, tell funny jokes and have fun. But im still a virgin. I don't know why it is so fucking hard to get a gf in my city. It's like if your not brad pitt, then you can go fuck yourself. Jesus...

Hello all. It's been a very busy today at our office, getting a LOT of emails!

I will be in touch with you folks later, we are working with few things with this site (making a new layout for valentine's day). So if you have any good ideas about the layout, write it down!

- Jp -

Shutter Island were the first movie i walked out of the theatre after 30mins of watching. Jesus christ it was fucking garbage! I would have more fun watching a shit spinning down the fucking toilet

At 1/27/11 02:36 PM, CatCatCatCatLION wrote:

At 1/27/11 02:30 PM, neobyte1 wrote:

At 1/27/11 02:27 PM, CatCatCatCatLION wrote: CORY GLASNER!!!!

Seems like you found my other post, what do you want now, a fucking medal?

No, actually I just want to point out that it's been done, lad.

Have a great day ^_^__^_^_^_^^____^

Sounds like something i don't give a fuck about?

At 1/27/11 02:27 PM, CatCatCatCatLION wrote: CORY GLASNER!!!!

Seems like you found my other post, what do you want now, a fucking medal?

At 1/27/11 02:24 PM, Figter wrote: wow someone actually died from those?
How much alcohol is there in one can?

As you can see from the picture, its 12%

You remember that awesome toy you had growing up? It was totally cool and shot missiles or something and you and all your friends had a fucking blast playing with it. It was all good until that little homeschooled faggot down the road, Cory Glasner, got his mom to buy it for him because he saw how much fun you and your friends were having with it. The little dumbass shot himself in the eye with it, got sent to the hospital, and his stupid mom complained to all your moms and you couldn't play with it anymore.

This is what happened with 4loko. It was a fucking awesome little hidden gem that only people in the hood and cool kids knew about. Then stupid fucking frat boys and rich kids got word of it and because they can't actually drink for shit the stupid assholes died.

Fuck you college kids. You're the Cory Glasners of the adult world. If you just stuck to drinking watered down piss like Bud Lite you wouldn't be dead and you wouldn't be ruining the fun for the rest of us.

4LOKO

At 11/26/10 04:58 PM, Shade wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:56 PM, neobyte1 wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:53 PM, Tom-Fulps-Penis wrote: Give her some more weed to ease the pain.

And you too...read the whole topic before you post...newfag

There was no call for that, he's new to the BBS.

You must be the most retarded guy in here!

At 11/26/10 04:53 PM, Tom-Fulps-Penis wrote: Give her some more weed to ease the pain.

And you too...read the whole topic before you post...newfag

At 11/26/10 04:38 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Kick her out of the house.

Read before you post. She already left, you fucking shitbox.

At 11/26/10 04:35 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:33 PM, neobyte1 wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:32 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: I mean, REALLY. What were you thinking?

in which part actually?

ALL

Well i had, and still have some weed left so where did i go wrong?

At 11/26/10 04:32 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: I mean, REALLY. What were you thinking?

in which part actually?

At 11/26/10 04:09 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Offer her a beer.

I offered. She did not take a beer. Instead of that she just left home. She ain't even living in this city...only her parents live here so she decided to go there. Instead of my bed she went to a sofa and then decided to leave.

So i think this topic ended here :(

At 11/26/10 04:06 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:04 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote:

At 11/26/10 03:33 PM, neobyte1 wrote: Yo i just offered few hits of weed

Found the problem. Don't do drugs?

But then how would we entertain ourselves?

Think it through buddy. Think it through.

I have seen this shit before in my life. Without "drugs" (weed) this life would be a sack of shit. So with weed we bring people together without alcohol and make it right! Every people who disagrees with this can go drink that vodka.

lol i went to a local bar to take a stamp and when i come back.....same situation here! Should i tell her to go sleep to my bed instead of puking in my kitchen! But then she would throw up into my bed! I mean its sad to watch a girl in a kitchen instead of in my bed!

At 11/26/10 03:45 PM, LaForge wrote: Weed doesn't upset your stomach. I call bullshit.

No it doesnt but sometimes it does if you really smoked too much. I have never had any of that but i have seen people who do. So expecially when there is alcohol involed you can throw up but in this case she did not take any alcohol before she smoked. And she has been smoking before here too so this is not like a "first time" to her.

I have Canon 1000D and full HD videcamera but its pretty hard to get close to her while she is there! I mean what i have discovered she is still awake and could notice some filming going on!

I had to go to the fridge to take another beer so at the same time i saw she was almost passing out while sitting on a kitchen chair and her head was in a sink. lol!

So i asked her how is she and she said "i feel kinda sleepy". So i "lol'd" and told her im going back to my computer!

Yo i just offered few hits of weed in a bong to one girl and like 30mins she was OK. But now she is in a kitchen puking to sink. She has been there for so long i decided to write a BBS-post about it. What should i do? Go there and ask her is she ok or what?

btw the strain is Skunk

At 10/12/10 07:14 AM, Familyguy666 wrote: "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"

Not only this is the worst line in the movie, its propably the worst line ever spoken in a motion picture.

At 10/9/10 07:31 PM, Rummy0 wrote: What?

But maybe i just smoked too much weed, man. i think i should shut down this computer
but

why?