Ask your mommy for some munny

Eat your 69 appetizers and then laugh because you made "69" on purpose.
Or you could get molested by pedobear 5 times... I'm sure you know he lasts about 6 min.

Terrorists cant fucking afford computers...
the whole aspect of the calculators is still new to them

At 6/23/08 04:26 PM, BlackPlastic wrote: If two men were having anal on one of the tables.

that makes me think... have you ever actually been in a restaurant when this was taking place?

What do you think is the most offensive thing that could possibly happen while eating out at a restaurant?

I personally think it would be if a really fat person kept ripping ass and not saying excuse me...

Poison one can of "the resource" with a mild sedative and put it in an obvious place your sister will check. When she comes to take it, tell her its poisoned. If she is the average human, she will guess you are being sarcastic. When she wakes up from the sedative she will tell your parents. This is where you can add "i told her it was poison". She wont take anymore... trust me.

If that doesn't work, your sister is a zombie. Take her out.

Ok, now seriously. Place six samples of "the resource" in your school backpack, and throw the pack into the back of your closet. Parents most likely wont go so far as to examine the inside. When the six cans are diminished, restock. Enjoy.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=orion
... im no sexy beast ;_;.
oh well at least it doesn't say any bad shit about me :D

I wouldve gone, but i have to wait for my hair to grow in before i leave the house... Fucking barber.
Corn salid... vegis. i love your spelling of corn salad and veggies

and to think, for once it wasn't America ruining someones art... but seriously this is terrible. We should just draw an e-penis on it.

At 6/6/08 09:12 PM, wasb wrote: No because ALL the thirteen year olds will be on chat saying things like

"Cock"

"LOL"

The only people left on the BBS will be intelligent people.

you beat me to my idea... was thinking that when i clicked this thread... oh well, at least by responding my post count will go up.

Hell seems rather nice once you tell the devil to piss off, its nice and warm, and there are plenty of craters filled with lava to swim in.

Bread+turkey+lettuce+bacon+pepperoni.

fucking delicious, also if you try adding vinegar, it clogs your arteries instantly and becomes a lethal weapon!

Why would you post this? you realize the only people who would post an actual response to this thread are women, and Newgrounds is a bigger population of men. also, knowing more than two thirds of Newgrounds are -18, don't expect an epiphany.

Steam id Cat5782

At 6/6/08 08:44 PM, Deathspam wrote:

At 6/6/08 08:28 PM, Kidlazarus wrote: You're 11.

But his profile says he's 14! He must just be a late bloomer.... Or a migit.

Because of course he wouldn't lie about his age!

or maybe he's just a confused eleven year old

i dont know, could it really be as simple as clicking "start" and the "program defaults", where you can actually change what you just did?

I figure, "If i try to hang with the popular kids, ill probably start drugs."
I don't try to be chill.
I actually hang out with my old friends, and their friends branch out and become my friends, and so on until I'm actually pretty popular, and i people actually say "hi" to me in the hallway, and wave or something.
sure, they're not my best friends, but it really brightens my day to have people i can talk/act like I really want to act.
(instead of quiet and and rule obeying like in school)

Here be mine, dig the TF2 background.

Anamananguchi. Its eight bit so when i start yelling DOO-do-do- doo-do-do-do-DEW-do-do...,
people often stare.
Check this shit out:
http://mreva.com/awesomeforces.html

the first and second one made my friends laugh so hard they cried.

I just fucking get a's and b's. then my parents don't give a shit. Also, try taking an instrument. You can get a high grade in that class easily, it kind of softens the blow.

"Yeah, Akhmed... I mean, my mom is waiting for me on the other side of the gate. I'm just bringing her the pillow we own that is shaped like a bomb."

1 week later...

"Fox 5 news covers the story of a 35 year old terrorist not paying for his boarding pass!!!"
(cough)
"oh yea, he also bombed the plane"

you really dont get picky with ads... whoever the fuck will put them on your site is who you choose

At 6/4/08 07:21 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Someone got rejected by a fat girl.

woah... are you psychic? (lol kidding)

thats fucking witchcraft

lol, now I'm thinking of a fat chick lying on a mattress in only a white sweat stained bra and underwear, scarfing down sticks of butter one bye one. At this rate, she eats about a pound every 30 seconds.

meh, i never really got why people would join a website just to post revealing shit abouth themselves. Never found what really made that fun

At 6/4/08 07:02 PM, lilcheeselad wrote:

At 6/4/08 07:00 PM, iMiserable wrote: Just look in the halloween collection.

I saw that one. The cat part made me sad.

Me to :(
but what year was it?

07'. the one that involved a sketchy rabbit?

I was trapped outside of my house last year coming home from my friends house, so i fapped underwater in my pool... good thing i didn't cum.
half an hour later i realized the garage windows were unlocked and i broke into my own house lolz :D

We have won! the account was closed!

Sounds like fun!

1: Cat5782
2: any anamanaguchi (pretty undiscovered band, can be downloaded here) on easy i don't play much.
3: anything but rap... Music freak

DOWNLOAD ANAMANGUCHI (right-click, save link as) gotta warn you though, pretty 8-bit.
http://8bitpeoples.com/discography/by/gi js_gieskes