He's Hostile

Call the Shot

Eight Crazy Nights, The Onion Movie, Pulp Fiction.

Bum biddy biddy... oh fuck it.

Talk to it; Your Engrish is so horrible it wont be back anytime soon.

A bunch of Asian Stuff.

Oh yes, I can deal with this :3

In school? At a mall? I don't know, Markus said he got shit for doing it there...

I met a girl last year in March. We met at a park, while my sister was taking some pre-college courses in Maryland. I live in New Jersey. As you can see there is quite a bit of distance between us. We're really close, so from time to time we sext. There really isn't any complication, because I'm anti social, and there really isn't a big chance of me getting a date. Its a nice thing every now and then. Though I don't pressure her to send pics. I think she should decide when she's ready for something like that. I know it can be awkward and embarrassing sending pics.

TL;DR I sext with a girl i met in Maryland from time to time, because I live in NJ and I'm anti social.

Pendulum - Slam, or Pendulum - Axle Grinder

At 4/14/09 12:12 AM, Syphonik wrote: When you are in a room alone at night and there is a closet door open, do you ever get the feeling that something will jump out and come after you when the lights are off?

Not since i started taking Ritalin...

I have searchaphobia, or the fear of using the search bar to find that my topic idea isnt original, and has been done to hell and back.

At 4/6/09 10:16 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: In the right hands, Vista can be more powerful than XP. YOu just have to know what you're supposed to do.

I agree, just don't be a faggot and think everything that ran on your PC when you had XP will run on Vista without an upgrade.

/thread

I feel this way often in fact. I thought like, what if I'm in a coma somewhere, and all of my movements are actually happening, but I'm there on a hospital bed?

then i dismiss the thoughs and crack open a mountain dew.

take their jackets for myself, and then feast on the newly-frozen meat. Afterward, start a fire.

I get the urge to run my hands through my hair often. I think its a nervous tick. Also, on holidays or something of the like, my friends and i always order some obscure food or drink to eat when we hang out that day.

Sippin' mountain dew, listenin' to Catch 22. My magic remedy for break ups :(

Ducktales From the NES

Worth it for the moon theme

Check my cell to see if I happened to doze off in the middle of a texting conversation. Afterward, more sleep. Possibly breakfast later, or lunch if its late enough.

At 4/3/09 07:42 AM, thelittleemo wrote: As for if someone's done this at my school, yes. There was some girl who was cutting herself in class and then ended up needing to go to the hospital. later that same week, she was caught making out with a girl. So I guess if you cut yourself then you can get girls XD

Funny you should say that. One of my friends ex's is a cutter (we're trying to get her to stop) and consequently, she is a lesbian.

small world

I'd post most of the doodles my friends and I do in my assignment pad but i'm afraid they're far to racist and offensive.

A lot better than last year, I laughed hysterically when I first got on yesterday. Best April fools joke.

ever

218 BC
The Second Punic War: Hannibal's Carthaginian army defeats the Roman Republic at the Battle of the Trebia in Italy.

1620
Passengers on the British ship Mayflower come ashore at modern-day Plymouth, Massachusetts, U.S.A. to begin their new settlement, Plymouth Colony.

1892
Tchaikovsky's ballet, 'The Nutcracker', premiers at the Mariinsky Theatre in St. Petersburg, Russia.

1912
In England, the 'Piltdown Man' is discovered in Sussex. It's claimed to be the fossilised skull and remains of the earliest known European but in 1953 it is proved to be a hoax - the skull was that of an orangutan.

1941
The Second World War: Japan invades Hong Kong.

1973
A second test flight of the Soviet spacecraft Soyuz 13 takes off.

1982
A fire begins in a power plant begins in Venezuela. By the time it ended, it killed 128 people and injured hundreds more. Half the capital city of Caracas lost electrical power and 40,000 people had to be evacuated.

pretty neat :D

I mess with a teacher i had last year. My friends and i walk up to his room after lunch period every day, while he's teaching a class and start yelling "Where's our money, Chrissy boy, the boss is gettin' angry"
Just last week, in front of his students, he grabbed me by the collar of my sweatshirt and shook me. The class looked at him in fright, and i started laughing. Then we shrugged it off as a joke, which it was, but he could've gotten in trouble.

At 3/21/09 12:02 PM, JaY11 wrote: Come on with the results already!

agreed. I want to know to.

My self confidence when talking. I'm a fucking pussy, and i would love to fix that. Not only to make new friends, but then i could have a relative chance with girls.

I make typos all the time, but my favorite time was when i was in a L4D lobby, and i was like
"you what Francis doesn't hate, he doesn't hate the heavy's snadvich." At that point, everyone in the current lobby changed there name to Snadvich

Ok, Imagine this. There's god, right? Floating around on his little cloud. I believe god is TRYING to kill us. Well, not believe, more like, think what if. I mean, think of it. There are two teams, god and humans. God tries to kill us with uncontrolled events (Natural disasters, animals, etc.), and viruses/bacteria. While we try to find out about how we were in fact created, disprove god, and therefore take away his power, creating a utopia. although, the realization of this takes time, and money.

TL:DR Our existence is one giant Real Time strategy game.

I remember it, but i want to watch you squirm, so im only going to say:

lil' slugger

At 11/10/08 06:38 PM, madvideogamer wrote: Oh, and poor Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams.

Link, read the bottom.

I read a book in third grade, titled "The turtle". Ironically, it had nothing to do with turtles, but a kid bitching to his parents about his name. I dont remember the kids name, but at the end the mom cried and said "my name is longer. It is Mapaseeda-jackalyndie-eye-pie-tackaryndi e."

no joke

Who's nailin' Paylin
Inside Asian ass.

spelled Paylin to avoid a lawsuit

not exactly in "sports".
We were learning about alcohol abuse one week, and we got to wear these alcohol simulating glasses.
The object was to catch a ball using the "10-15 beers" glasses. I caught the ball, but it bounced out of my hand. I jumped for it, slid onto the floor, and bashed my face right into a locker. THEN, when i got up, i accidentally wandered into the wrong classroom, where a bunch of fifth graders looked at me like a had a running chainsaw in my hand.

i hated that year of school.

At 11/2/08 07:12 AM, Cally wrote: It's a creepy halloween cat. Dunno if it fits with anything, but meh. Didn't think about it until after.

Its a spooky cat >:(

i waited all halloween to use that :3