350 Forum Posts by "natwel"
At 7/15/09 05:00 PM, Strength wrote: What does Dunkin Donuts do with all the extra food at the end of the day? They don't take it home, or give it away, they just throw that shit out. Long story short, got high as fuck and didn't have money for food so we opened up a dumpster and grabbed this huge fucking bag of donuts and munchkins and bagels and coffee rolls and muffins and SHIT. i've never had so much fucking food in my life LET'S PARTY
I thought that I was the only one.
I did it once with uneaten KFC, and a couple of uneaten onion rings by the cinema , I only had 2 bites.
But I can't do it often because people are watching.
It terrible that the world is starving, and customers pay premium rates for food, yet there's a lot pf potentially free food that gets wasted, as someone from this forum said,
It's actually illegal to go through waste bins and pick up thrown away food.
I don't mean what the OP did, that's a one off, I mean some homeless people purposely raid the bins of supermarkets every night to get biscuits.
I don't know, I agree it's unhygenic and potentially food poisoning, but it's looked down on by society. I did it once like a year and a half ago with some chips and curry, then a lorry beeped at me, basically I just wanted to tell him to fuck off.
:ld take 100, it could take 1000, nobody knows. And if they're telling you some number, they're wrong.
Actually Tom said himself, it takes 50 to get from Normal to Bronze. After that, we know nothing about how many we need.Ok, when did Tom ever say that? Only site admins know that, and they won't tell anyone else, because :everyone else doesn't need to know.
We do need to know, they only think we don't need to know.
I was going to start a new thread about it so i'll ask here.
How do you get a medal exactly? The ones with the padlock and the keyhole.
Very few submissions have them, even the top rated.
How and why are they rewarded to whom.
If you know the answer and are reading, please help!!!!
If you have lots of users who love your animation than his frequent 0's shouldn't be that harmful.
You will notice when you rate an animation, this rating has gone up by 0.032% or something stupid like that. The more good ratings you have, the less impact a vote has on your overall score. If your animation is in the top 100 even a 4 can lower the overall score, but would only count as a millionth of a point. You think it's going significantly lower? Well you don't know who's rated you, it could be other people that have given you a 0 also.
Sorry for the lateness of my reply. Since starting this thread. I have reported some posts as abusive. About 10 or 20. Now.
Deity in a week? Maybe you've got psychic powers. I mean i'm on like every day but I don't blow the whistle every day.
I do check that it's following the regulations before flagging something.
5 flashes are stolen a day? The fact is I don't know which ones are stolen and which aren't
I may be only a few points down, but I am too scared to flag any more incase it goes down more, usually armour games upload games from the armour games account, not an indivdual person. I don't know the staff list for every AG coder.
Yeah one may be well into garbage and one (like me) may be just into garbage, but to a user viewing your profile. We both look the same garbage. Anyway it's only relevant if I learn to flag correctly in the future.
Any way thank you for that guide.
I didn't realize I had a garbage whistle until just now, i'm very worried that the mods will question my flash judgement. I HAVE read the rules and regulations on whistles already. At least it's not a broken whistle, but I don't want it to be garbage anymore becuase people think i'm a random flamer or something.
Of the whole time i've been on NG, i've only whistled like 3 flash submissions. I've blammed many but only whistled like 3. I whistled one because Used the Armour games logo when the game author wasn't armour games, another because someone tried to submit the same flash twice, and on that one I enquired on the forums whether that deserves a whistle or not, and the reply was yes.
There are loads of awful flashes but very few actually breach the terms.I see people with Gold/Deity whistles. Are there really enough flash animations so bad that a whistle needs to be blown? If not, why is the whistle even there? Any flash worth a whistle will be blammed by everyone anyway right, so it won't pass judgement even without a whistle.
These people with Diety whistles must spend all day every day for 2 years watching ALL of the flash animations coming under judgement.
I need advice from some of these people. Please, if they read this.
Is there any way to revert it back to normal whistle? Maybe if I just keep quiet for a very long time and whistle nothing. I can't blow a whistle at something which isn't that bad.
One thing said on this and on all sites, that you can't post advertisements to other sites on your posts. and yes, no spam or popups allowed, which is objective to advertisement.
But really , as long as you make a good flash movies, you can offer lots of advertisement can't you?
In the code of conduct section, it says that users submitting posts or flash movies are not allowed to advertise any external sites which includes posting links to them.
Some of the videos under judgement have just that.
Some games advertise external web sites and have links to web sites on their loading page.
Is this allowed???
I didn't want to blow the whistle so early because no one complains about it. I mean the website itself advertising is one thing. But are users allowed to advertise other sites?
When is it allowed and when is it not allowed?
I left a submission review, it was
"Sorry I don't like this very much"
and they gave me a warning saying it was inappropriate and it was deleted
how strict has it got now!!!
There was no flaming, offensive language or n00b talk in that reveiw. and I did say it in the nicest way possible as the flash submission was awful.
Do you have to lie and say you love EVERY submission just to keep out of trouble with the mods? My god. *sigh*
Hey guys, i'm back, sorry i've been away for a while, i've had a job and i've been away so i haven't been on here i'm really sorry, i hope i haven't let anyone down, but i hope everything is well,
I really wanna come back, can I please?
I do not mean to insult but didn't we have a policy not to have characters from the Naruto series, so why is Itachi still in many RP's?
Also what happened to Bloodspade, you kicked him out, I see he was acting out of order but what actually happened which made you ban him.
Also are we still on the Akatsuki arc? I'll still use Dami even when Bloodspade has left by the way.
Hey I see the interface has changed!!!
Sorry I have been absent I really am, I've been working, but i'll have more free time in the future, so what's up?
It's short but here's your RP lightfellow.
Akatsuki Arc Chapter 3, Village Predators
Saffron was getting frustrated and irritated again because she couldn't master a new technique she was trying to learn.
Kaisa writing notes with a torch in his hand so he could see what he is writing.
Saffron: Not now!!!
Saffron: God I don't want him to see me failing, Yawn
Saffron was tired and wanted to go to bed, she could have a coffee but then she'd stay awake all night, her eyes were half open tryna stay awake.
Saffron: I've had too much coffee, it really gets to you, especially if you have that instant all the time, I shouldn't be such a cheap skate, but I hate spending money.
Kaisa: Yeah I don't get much money either.
2 anonymous ninjas ambushed them
They both leapt high onto the fence then onto a roof, they saw a river so while running along side it, Saffron miraculously used Koriutsu, turned it to ice so they could slide on it to get away quicker.
Kaisa: But then they can move faster too.
Saffron: Then find a way to obstruct a path behind us, use explosives blow fire something.
But the ninjas were too fast despite this 1/2 mile later they were still being chased, Saffron kept looking back in surprise that they hadn't given up yet. Saffron and Kaisa ran on the side of the walls and jumped into a large alleyway, there were wires and poles here and there. It was a set of traps that Kaisa prepared, after some close dodges of their attacks, Kaisa pulled back one of the wires like a slingshot and hit one of the ninjas, Saffron swang around on of the horozontal poles and kicked one of them about 2 or 3 times on her way round, her and Kaisa got barbed ropes out (like Ivy's chain sword but extra long) and threw them at the ninjas to wrap round them, the palm size blades were digging into the enemies bodies, and wouldn't untie, they had been caught, Saffron didn't bother to identify them, instead she just turned and looked at them over her shoulder then ran away with Kaisa.
They are now in Saffron's room, with Saffron lying on the bed, Kaisa sitting in a polite upright posture, Saffron tried to consume a teacake to restore her energy, she decided to be considerate.
Saffron: Help yourself
Kaisa: Oh thank you
Saffron: Don't sweat it, I remember people shouting at me for taking food, you taking that is nothing.
Madeen has stormed in,
Madeen: The Akatsuki have arrived.
Saffron: Use my cursed aura you got from my Katana to do a Kinjutsu on them.
Madeen: It's your chakra, why don't you do something.
Saffron: It defeats the object of you researching my chakra then.
Madeen: Oh Saffon you're always slacking like this
Saffron: Oh please it's past midnight
Kaisa: I'll go!! said with enthusiasm
Madeen: See why can't you be more like him
Saffron: He's my mentor now?
Madeen: He will be if your slow pacing continues
Saffron, oh no I can't have little kids taking over me it'll be embarrasing. It'll be my chronic inferiority era all over again
Saffron: Even if we did help what chance do we have, they're S rankers.
Madeen: Do you think i'd rely on you to defeat them on your own, alone we're weak but as a team we are strong and can beat them.
Saffron: If that's the case, what are they gonna do then, attack us individually aren't they.
Kaisa: No we are jutsus can support each other and we can defend the other if one gets hurt!
Saffron: Yeah you did something in the chunnin exam like.
Madeen: We must move, getting out his purple enhanted sword
Saffron: Then you better go wake up blind boy then.
Madden: Stop that!
Kaisa:Oh right an S rank mission!!
Saffron:You have no idea what you're up against. I guess I should find out what all this Akatsuki bonanza is about after all.
At 6/15/07 08:08 PM, Lightfellow wrote: Hey Natwel or Bloodspade, either of you two out there still, or am I all alone?
Sorry about that, i've been on writers block and have been busy, I havent even been on newgrounds at all for a while, nothing stopping you from RPing, if you did that, then me and Bloodspade would have somewhere to pick up off and continue the RP in our next chapter, i'll try to write one tonight.
If we're still in the Akatsuki arc then i'll post my next Chapter.
Akatsuki Arc Chapter 2, Genjutsu Care
The team of 3 were on a mission with Madeen, Madeen said that the new Akatsuki member specialises in genjutsus, and that she uses a crystal ball to detect people, Madeen sensed her powers and her chambers were in a a cave inside a giant mountain. There was a genjutsu boundary round the mountain, so that if one crossed the bountary, they'd be entwined in a genjutsu, so the team had to stay outside the boundary otherwise they'll be whisked off to a dreamworld. Dami stopped this boundary and told everyone to stay back, madeen was trying to find a way to dispel it.
Dami used obigon to see where she was, she hidden in chambers inside the mountain,
Dami: She's not a frontline fighter, it looks like she keeps watch over the rest of the Akatsuki members and predators around her. We can't just charge into that mountain, we'll have to lure her out of here past the Genjutsus.
After deciding it would be a better idea than to release a genjutsu put on an entire mountain, Madeen wanted to use body switch technique and escape the chambers using her body instead of luring her out. But the jutsu has to be done in a straight line to the enemy other wise jutsu would fail. Madeen got frustrated because the target kept moving.
The Akatsuki member detects the ninjas outside using her crystal ball, they stand there for 20 minutes doing nothing and the atatsuki don't know why, but actually they were standing there thinking of a strategy. As She's looking into her crystal ball.
Akatuski member: They are just standing there, they aren't doing anything, what are they doing there.
In the image of the Crystal ball was the 4 standing just outside of the woods.
Saffron: We could create a chakra thread which can channel a genjutsu, then create a mirror at the centre of the angle to where the Akatsuki member is.
Dami:That'll be my cue
Saffron: Then the genjutsu can travel through the string hit off the mirror and channel into the target's mind. As it won't be a person in the boundry there won't be any effects as it gets there.
Dami: Right then i'll go up to some higher land so I can locate Madeen and the target at the same time.
So Saffron and Kaisa went to set up mirror and some chakra threads, Saffron used a frozen square of water to make the mirror and Kaisa got some clear wire out to aid the chakra thread, he put one end in the middle of the mirror and the other pointing towards madeen, the chakra thread connecting from the mirror to the Akatsuki member couldn't have a clear wire but could only be made of pur chakra because it wouldn't reach her. This was all prepared so Madeens genjutsu would bounce off the mirror and enter the Akatsuki, Dami kept track of all this to make sure there were no mistakes.
When everything is in place, madeen took control of the chakra threads, and did the jutsu. Then the wires lit blue as his soul moved out down the blue wire Madeen fainted.
Madeen: What's this dark room, there's hardly anything in here. Well I must find a way out of here within the next few minutes.
Dami: He's coming out
Kaisa: Who Madeen
Dami: Obigon!!!
He was looking for any cracks in the rocks. Where Madeen could get out easily
Dami: Over there Kaisa
Kaisa ran over and set up some exploding notes, attatched them to kunais and threw them around the weak area where Madeen was about to escape.
Madeen: AArrrggghhh. This place is gonna collapse. I must get out here before it's too late.
He tried to use a wind jutsu to clear the path but more rocks fell down.
Dami: He's in there?
Kaisa: What are we going to do?
The team seemed worried again.
Inside Madeen did another series of wind jutsus and ran through the cave avoiding the rocks. At the end he saw the light.
Madeen: There. Oh no the Jutsu is expiring I may come out soon.
He pushed the rocks upwards and revealed himself through the ground.
Dami: Come on! over here!
Saffron picked up Madeen's body, put it over her shoulder and joined them. Madeen was scuttling away from the mountain. They all sped off into the trees to run back to the village through the forest, shortly afterwards Madeen's body regains conciousness and opens his eyes.
Saffron: Oh no
Kaisa: Har
They both look over at the body Dami is carrying and the Akatsuki member opens her eyes.
Kaisa: Dami, let go now!
Dami: Huh!
He looks at the Awoken Akatsuki member.
Madeen: Now Dami!
The enemy punches Dami in the back.
Akatsuki member: You should have listened to your master.
Saffron threw a batch of kunais at the enemy, then on the other side without hesitation Kaisa gets out a clear wire and throws it round the member, he misses then Madeen Attacks. All were facing her now.
This is odd as Madeen is resistant to genjutsus, the 3 were worried, Dami tried to release her but BH was freeing from the ropes and kaisa and saffron were panicing.
Dami: We have to sort this
Saffron: Sort this?
Kaisa: Are we supposed to face the Akatsuki this early!!!????
Cliffhanger....................
Akatsuki Arc Chapter 1
Kaisa: What, the Akatsuki?
Saffron: Yep
Dami: We're expected to fight them? we're just genins!!
Saffron: Fear not, it's been done before.
Dami: When?
Saffron: Last time the |katsuki were a pest, they were in the cloud village not so long ago.
Kaisa: What! Why didn't you tell us!!
Saffron: I wish we could have done something, but the Raikage said it should be left to anbu and jounins. (which it should really) but I wanted to have a go at them.
Dami: This won't be a fun park trip!! They're gonna kill us.
Saffron: I'm sure we have enough experience by now.
Kaisa: Surely YOU do.
Saffron: Stop panicing, you can try your tricks with exploding notes like you did with tiny, talkikng of that i've came up with a new tactic.
Dami: What?
Saffron: *whisper whisper whisper*
Kaisa: But we have to take their clothes off.
Saffron: The problem is the akatsuki have black clothes, but if the ink is just visible then it might work.
Kaisa: You're not thinking of writing inside the clothes are you.
Saffron: I'd have to sneak into their bedroom while they're asleep but I might as well kill them in secret or. *whisper whisper whisper*
Kaisa: But they'll notice the difference.
Saffron: All we need is a picture of 1 akatsuki and we'll know what they're clothes look like.
Dami: aaarrr I don't think this'll work looking worried
Saffron: smiling cheesily Well i'll let you two discuss it, or make up some other possibilities
Dami: I don't think it's a good idea what do you think?
Kaisa: Well I think noise fades off as Saffron is walking away
Hirameku returns home, he now has a new place and lives alone. As he sloppily sits down on his wooden chair.
Phone: bbrrriinngg brrriinnngg!!!
Hirameku: I've only just moved in here and i'm already getting calls.
He answers
Caller: mumble mumble mumble
Hirameku: What? the Akatsuki? Oh no!
A bunch of assasins come in,
Hirameku: You're not the Akatsuki!!
Assasins: We were ordered by them to kill you.
Hirameku: Yeah right, they don't have any underlings.
They try to attack him, then he dives to the snooker table to pick up some snooker balls to put in his pocket, he then jumps to hang on the ceiling fan and throws the snookerballs at the ninja's heads as he moves round avoiding the attacks.
After that he takes he lets go of the ceiling fan and lands by 2 tall CD case holders, he gets a few cases and takes out the CD's which are carved into shruikens and throws them at the remaining enemies.
Hiramaku: Ha ha, you're down.
The door bangs open,
Saffron walks in
Saffron: I see that you're a great ninja now
Hirameku: You stalker.
Saffron: This room looks kinda wrecked. You should clean it up.
Hirameku: Where am I gonna bury these bodies.
Saffron: Throw them in the pirana river, or feed it to the wolves
Hirameku: You sent those assasins didn't you, How did you get my number and place?
Saffron: I saw you unpacking this afternonn.
Hirameku: I hope no one else did.
Saffron: Listen we need your help to fight the Akatsuki.
Hirameku: What about this place.
Saffron: Well you'll get more money for doing an S rank mission. Where have you been all this time, you could have became chunnin if you were out there more.
Hirameku: I wasn't in the mood for missions I needed to find a place to move.
Saffron: Now that you've found one, come on, help us.
Hirameku: You don't have to force me just ask.
Saffron: *sigh* I solemly ask your permission to assist us on this important mission
Hirameku: Fine unenthusiastically
Saffron and Hikamaru walked down to see Dami and Kaisa, there was Crystal with them.
Hikamaru: Oi!!
Dami: Hey there, Crystal here say his father was and is brother is in the Akatsuki.
Saffron: Oh yeah, that Roxas cut the guy's finger off.
Crystal: I don't everything about them, but i've overheard a few conversations.
Hirameku: I hope it's enough or i've wasted my time.
Dami: Hey Crystal is genjutsu specialist just like me!
Saffron: Sharingham with white hair? That's a new one!
Kaisa: Not really in the bingo book there's a copy ninja that..
Saffron: He's not even a proper Uchiha though.
Kaisa: You're an Uchiha?
Crystal: looking frightened But i'm not a mean and evil murderer like the rest of them, they think i'm an outcast. They wanted to disown me, now I never talk to them.
Saffron: He already knows about Uchiha and he thought he wasn't ready for graduating the academy.
Hirameku: Then how are you supposed to get information off them then. and I thought we had a valuable source here.
Hiramaku: So he have a blind bloke
Dami: Heeeeyyyyy!!!!!
Hirameku: A newly graduated and a scardy cat who hasn't contacted the akatsuki for years.
Crystal: I can still help!
Saffron: He's right you haven't been tracking the movements or anything
Crystal looked dissapointed
Saffron: It's better to have some then none lets take her anyway.
Dami: Let's move then. 'blind bloke', how dare he!
Are we allowed to post our Akatsuki RP yet?
I'd like to thank you for voting Saffron as Chunnin. If she is now (it seems that way from reading posts, if not i'm sorry for being mislead) but if so thank you very much.
And if anyone was wondering why I killed off the group of gennin...
You encouraged me to god mod against Brun displeasing Fremen because you wanted to show off your furry animals? Why didn't you just make up enemy ninjas like a real fiction author instead of attacking us?
I apologise for what lightfellow did but please ask for our permission next time you wish to use our characters in your RP.
....godmodding?
That won't help when we consider candidates for chuunin.
Sorry about that, It could have been more godly though ,and Brun's underlings were just genin. Anyways, I did it because In Twilights RP Brun attacked our team, so I wanted to make an RP where my group goes back to fight him, besides I needed to get my swords back.
I know Fremen has already started Chapter 4 and i'm sorry mine was later. But Twilight wanted every member of the team to submit and RP so i'm submitting mine now.
an if you're not satisfied Twilight maybe you should try writing a strict CODE OF CONDUCT next time.
Chunnin Chapter 3, Battle Royale
Saffron, Kaisa and Dami are by a river, they are once again drinking cold water and refreshing from their last battle while Kaisa is trying to wash the goo from himself by standing under a waterfall.
Saffron: You smell
Dami: So do you
Kaisa: shivers
Saffron: Next time, bring soap
Dami: I bet Kaisa already has done
Saffron: Let's help him, Katon, gogyaku no jutsu
She does this at the top of the waterfall and the water warms up
Kaisa: What's happening?
Saffron: Just a little more
The water got tepid but at least it wasn't freezing cold
Saffron picks up the less than shiny sword she's used to.
Saffron: Do you expect me to use THIS??
Dami: It's better than not having any swords
Saffron: I'll show him.
Kaisa dries off and they set off again.
Later they again encounter Brun
Brun: You three weaklings back again are you? My 2 subordinates Gray and Hon will take you no problem.
Saffron throws 2 kunais, they evade, the throw a kunai each from within the trees which she knocks away, Brun sees Saffron occupied so he quickly zooms behind her hoping to catch her off guard,.then he attempts to slice her.
Brun: GGggaarrrggghhh!!!!!!
Saffron stops her own katana Brun attacked her with using her hand.
It's not the sword that makes the women.
Brun: Gggrrr whatever.
Gray tries to attack with Saffron's other katana, but she draws out Dami's sword and guard impacts then hits Gray's wrist so the katana is knocked out of his hand. Brun Tries to hit again but Saffron blocks with Dami's sword, then grabs him by the collar, takes her katana then as Gray attacks she swings brun around and throws
him onto Gray.
Saffron: Now give me my other sword back.
Brun: No you have to get it yourself.
Kaisa throws lots of kunais at the two, then Hon hits the back of Kaisa's neck with one, Saffron's eyes widen. She rushes over to take a kunai out of Kaisa's neck and fends off another one thrown by Hon, Saffron retreats in caution and Kaisa gets back up again, he looks over at the other two. He throws an exploding note and Hon knocks it away, then he throws 2, another at the 2 and one at Hon. Hon dives at Saffron and she retaliates with both swords, worrying she may lose them again. But then Hon fell to the floor groaning in pain with his hands on his head.
Dami: have you forgotten i'm here? tut tut. A ninja must hide beneath the beneath, but I was standing just here.
Kaisa: Just like the bomb in the belly laughs smugly
Brun had got up again.
Brun: You think you're funny do you? First you attack my pet and then my comrade.
Saffron: It's an exam what do you expect?
Brun: My pet wasn't taking the exam
Saffron: But it's your weapon, besides you took mine away, and Tiny shouldn't attacked us in the first place, and anyway, if your pet has regenerative powers, then why should it matter?
Brun grunted and charged at Saffron then Kaisa attacked.
Kaisa: You forgot I was here too eh?
He stabs Brun.
Brun: ahhhhh, i'm blind i'm blind!!
Dami had just done a genjutsu on brun.
Saffron gave Kaisa Dami's sword and both attacked Gray as he got up.
Brun tried to throw a kunai behind him but Saffron caught it
Dami sped forward to punch brun in the soul plexus.
Dami: Maybe you should learn to fight blind next time smiling like I have.
He walked over hastily and picked up Saffron's second katana
Dami: See i'm better than you!
Saffron: I'm over here!
Kaisa: We'd better get out of here before they cure and retaliate.
Saffron: I'm worried too.
They whisk off onto the boughs further into the forest from enemies
Saffron: I have a gift for you
Kaisa: Oh boy!
Saffron: Here it is, fomuka shurukin, the shadow windmill.
Dami: You just like to make fun of people who can't remember the name of that.
Saffron: Alright Kaisa, lets get going.
Dami: Yes boss Sarcastically
Saffron: Make sure you don't bang into a tree
Dami: Oh shut up.
Hours later back in the forest
Brun: Damn this, I should have been able to take on all 3 at once, if only they knew about my steel ability.
Great RP Bloodspade, and I loved the way you got kaisa to use his smartness, regardless of what the NG clock says it's a bit late for me to RP now. I may do tomorrow. Thanks Akatsuki326 (or something like that) for congratulating me, I don't know why you're giving me credit for the future though, i'm not really keen on becoming a boxing glove either, and i've viewed your deviant art, and it's brilliant.
Sonic commander if you want respect here you will read page 1 before asking any more questions and you will use correct grammer and spelling without typos, even in forums we take spelling seriously. Rocker thank you for your compliment. :).
I'm back to remind you, did anyone make that "Itachi is short FC" sig I requested earlier? Nobody has PM'd me yet.
Sorry if it upsets you but, whether you like it or not i'm posting my RP, that's what this exam is for right.
Real Chunnin Exam chapter 2. Water park.
Saffron notices the plateau's coldness and abundance of water, she finds it useful for her kekkai genkai.
Dami: Most ninjas here will be mist ones
Saffron: Yes in their perfect surroundings
Kaisa: That's a bit biased
Dami: It's like that in every exam.
The enemy lures the team into the middle of the lake, Kaisa hasn't learned to walk on water yet so saffron makes an ice island for him to stand on,
Saffron: Keep the enemy busy, this genkai will take some time.
Dami: State your purpose.
Mist nin: To steal your scrolls silly.
Dami: The sifting sounds of the water keep dami aware where his enemy is.
Saffron: God I can't use too much time and chakra, not to save you anyway.
Dami: That's one important trait they look for in a chunnin stop moaning.
The mist ninja was gliding on the lake like a surf ninja
Saffron: He's so fast
Mist nin: Suiton mizu samé no jutsu!
There were translucent blue sharks speeding towards each genin, including Kaisa he panicked and used his notepad as a sheild, Saffron stared in that direction tenaciously. The ragged wave sounds allowed Dami to evade and so could Saffron but she needed to stop the others.
Saffron: Koriutsu!!
Steam evaporated around her as she tried to gather chakra rigorously
Saffron: Relax Saffron, it won't complete if you are tense
She turned some of the sharks into ice, now they were moving ice sculptures.
Kaisa: Totemo shigoi
But they were still racing, she hadn't time to slow down a single one. So she tried the others, trying to knock them into another direction. she stopped them for a while but.
Mist ninja: ha ha ha you think that would work? There's plenty of water to mess with you know.
So he started again with more sharks. She picked up kaisa and carried him around.
Saffron: The lake's too big to turn it all into ice.
Dami: Obigon!!
Mist nin: Eeee,
His head seemed to be in pain. Dami's eyes glowed, and the sharks turned back into water.
Dami did a final jutsu, then the mist nin drowned.
Saffron had a sigh of releif.
Kaisa: All right Dami!!
Dami's glow faded then he smiled with a reflection from the water as his spark on his teeth. They quickly got off the water.
Saffron: Water sharks, I have to say that was a cool attack.
Dami: Don't credit the enemy
Saffron: If it wasn't for you we'd all be dead.
Dami: Eeeehhhh! You're just being polite because you feel sorry for me.
Saffron: I'm not, Dami I couldn't stop him .
Dami: She's gone soft
Dami used Obigon again to track enemy movements.
Dami: There are 2 more mist ninjas.
Kaisa: They must have teamed up with the one we just fought.
A few minutes later
Mist nin2: Aaaaayyyy!! You must be the one who killed our friend.
Saffron: No. He drowned
Mist nin2: No you drowned him.
Saffron: No I didn't.
Dami: Stop this pointless chatter, do you want a fight with us or not?
The mist nin and his partener started shaking the tree, water droplets fell from then. Mist nin2 did a ninjutsu with them, seemingly a lot more water than what had fell off.
Everyone jumped onto boughs for safety, now giant cascades were falling from every angle.
Saffron: Can the trees really have this much water?
Dami: Yes they are plants, they absorb a lot of it.
A few minutes later
Saffron: I can't attack this opponent with fire or ice.
When saffron uses raiha she catches lightening on her sword and electricutes mist ninja. Kaisa is shocked, and jots down some notes.
Saffron: Now's not the time Kaisa, you should be putting your existing knowledge into practise.
Dami: Your katana will be no good, look at the state we're in.
Saffron: I'm not gonna cut them.
She pointed the tip at the sky ready to absorb lightening.
Dami: No you can't do that, you'll get us as well!!
She started the koriutsu in 2 glass kunais, threw one to Dami and Kaisa the wetness evaporated from them when they received it.
Dami: Now jump!!!
Now clear from water.
Saffron: Raiha!! (lightening sword)
There was now blue electricity surrounding the blade, trying to stay away from water hoping nobody was watching her so she was hiding behind a tree.
Mist nin2: I can see you!!
Saffron: Oh crap, there's no water touching him either.
She rushes forward, he evades strike and moves to the left, then Saffron does a left kick side landing him into some of the mid air water, then put's her katana in water in the right so Mist nin2 is electricuted. He falls off and she follows him down. She pushes him further out of the forest breaking branches with the lightening along the way, leaving him defeated at the end.
Kaisa now got a lot of clear strings, strong sharp ones, then wraps them around countless trunks and boughs. When he's finished he pulled the strings cutting all the branches and trunks which collapse onto Mist nin3. Dami uses the sounds of falling to evade, Kaisa made sure the enemy was in centure before he started, and that the enemy could not evade.
Kaisa: smiling Mist nin3. Down.
Later the team get drinks of fresh water from a river in a moist cool place, Kaisa makes a camp fire and brews some tea leaves in boiling water,
Dami: Hey, Kaisa's pulling out all the stops.
Saffron: You didn't have to waste time rubbing the twigs, you could have used my jutsu.
Dami: Show off, you can't do everything you know Saffron
nah it's ok, i've always learned how to do this, i have to be self sufficient.
Dami: Now you can start writing notes if you wish, wink
Kaisa: Hey can't you let me relax?
Saffron:The water here is much cleaner than the water at home, so crystal clear.
Saffron: Wow what you did was clever Kaisa, now that's the geniousness i'm talking about.
Dami: Yeah you were great.
Kaisa: I never planned anything like that. It's just something I came up with in an instant.
I apologise for being rude but.
I can't beleive this, i've only asked for over a week repeatedly for one of the leaders to commence, so I can't post mine, it's been 10 days since when the chunnin exams were supposed to start, and it's been delayed so many times. Nobody made a comment about Bloodspade's RP and as he's on my time, I thought i'd start too and continue it. Then ours don't count because it was before Fremens? Fremen started SO late, and besides I did start sunday like Fremen said it would start.
and nobody exactly said in bold letters.
DO NOT POST YOUR RP BEFORE FREMEN DOES!
If someone did post that, I would have waited forever, but as anyone didn't do that, I didn't.
We're all in the fog of what's going on here, even reaperyami is surprised by his lateness, so was my rp post really that much of a surprise? I'm not mad at Fremen by the way i'm just explaining the reason for posting and confused why everyone is so furious about that rp I did.
So later I will post the same rp which will be valid purely for the reason that it was posted after Fremen's rp, unless SSI objects.
The above RP does not count.
Then when can I post it again so it wil count?
It's not a fad to hate Naruto.
It's a fad to love Naruto.
Then I follow a fad
I for one hate Naruto manily because of it's complete INNACURACY on historically correct ninjas.
Give some examples, and besides it's only fiction.
I don't think the show should have been about ninjas, personally.
The pilot manga was actually magic/wizard based. It was rubbish though.
It's just another "I'm going to battle Fab-Five rejects until I'm the best cowboy/ninja/pirate/robot.
You've only listed 4, what's the fab fifth.
That was great bloodspade, i'll continue from yours,
Cloud Chunnin Exam Chapter 2,
While waiting for the chunnin exams dami is whistling and kaisa is furiously memorising notes.
Saffron - KI!
Saffron - No genjutsus here.
Sound Ninja -Yyou're the most analythical one around here you should have seen this a long way off
grass ninja - Too bad she doesn't have the analythical skills to see that you're a moron!
Saffron - You mean this is a genjutsu? aaarrr the exam has started before we entered the room!!
Saffron's eyes moves round tenaciously, then bashes the door in with full force, but the room was empty.
Saffron - Ki,
She saw a flash of people but still not sure.
Saffon: Dami i'm not sure if this is where the exam is, try and look for a place with lot's of people in it.
Dami: Obigon!!!
He sees multiple entities of heat radiating far away from him in a big clump
Dami: It seems there's 2 floors above us on the right.
Saffron: Hey, Dami's found the exam room lets go.
Now everyone is in the exam room
Examiner: Now pick a number and sit down.
He looks at Kaisa
Examiner: No notes
Kaisa gives it to one of the other examiners then sits down.
The exam starts.
Kaisa: Oh god these questions are hard, hey nobody else can answer them either, what gives. Is it true what saffron says, that even no talents can become chunnin.
****flashback******
Saffron: I don't care if that kunoichi's shrewed, there aren't any chunnin qualities in her. It's not a laboratry class you know, it's a matter of life and death. She only scraped because people helped her.
Dami: Well she must have helped them in part one.
Saffron: How does that matter, If we're lucky they won't even check the papers.
Dami: Yyou've gotta give people a chance you know
Saffron: *Sigh*
****flashback******
Kaisa smiled
Kaisa: If i'm shrewed i'll get along part one just fine.
There were pencil scribbles anywhere.
Dami seemed to be looking around erratically and saffron didn't seem to be even looking at the questions.
Saffron: Now how am I gonna find the person who knows the answers. whoever he is he won't have finished the paper yet. I can't wait till this is over then I can get back to training.
Dami: Not many people are answering yet. Only the person who knows the answers will be writing anything so early. I know, I just look at the people who are writing without reading and stopping, just read their body language, that'll be the target.
Saffron: Hey I never thought of that use body language, but there are too many people to read them all. I can't stay out of my body for long, i'll look suspicious. I can only afford to make one trip too.
**5 minutes later**
Dami: Obigon!!!, now I can see the answers with infa red
Saffron: Here we go.
She went into a trancelike state. Everything went black, she felt like she was pulling herself up a rope constantly and constantly until she exited her body and her sprit was like a ghost. This wasn't the body switch jutsu so she could still control her own body, and she was sitting there pretending to read the questions. She went over to the chunnin
Saffron: I have to make my body write these.
This was a jutsu that madeen taught her. She could only control her own body but not take over others.
So as the ghost was sitting there watching the answers, the body she was controlling was writing them down. When she was finished she returned. Then she smiled.
Beneath the exam paper was a layer of ink paper then beneath that another layer of paper. So the writing was on the paper underneath.
Saffron: Now to get the answers to Kaisa.
She had to get the paper to him without seeing. How should she do it? She thought she could pretend to fall asleep on the desk, with her hands under her head but she was acutally folding the paper, she put the paper into the left kote (sleeve) then dropped her arm on the floor. She could hear a drop so she squinted in crings. Kept facing the frong and moved her eyes to where kaisa was sitting, put her foot on the paper. and skilfully slided it to kaisa using her foot on the floor.
She heard an examiners pencil moving
Saffron: Fuck!!
Kaisa: What's that?
He remembered hearing what Saffron's plan was, he deliberately accidently rolled his pencil off the table to pick it up and looked under the table to find some paper.
He then picked it up put the answers on his knee and copied it down.
Somebody else has caught him.
Saffron: That boy's too obvious, I should have prepared him more so he'd be sneakier. That's only twice hopefully, even if that cheating once gets all the answers.
Examiner: Ok put your pencil's down please!!
If Twilight and Odin man have started, then i'll start too, tommorow, if it really is Sunday.
Thank you for the NaruForm banner, whoever made it. I have another request, I'd like a banner with "Itachi Is Short FC" written on it. You can make it whichever style you like, but I want bright colours and a picture of Itachi on it of course., make sure the text is readable also.
When you're done, just PM me with a link to the picture, which is the sig of course.
Thank You ^_^.
