47 Forum Posts by "Natron888"
I thought about it for a very short time, and this is what I came up with:
"She was really sad so she went insane"
I guess I don't think like a killer
It's funny because he pretended to die.
Did you, perhaps, play Bioshock?
Its unfortunate that you can't currently connect to the site due to it being flooded by the Colbert Nation.
At 8/20/09 11:18 PM, jakenator85 wrote: I am God.
So your a LaVey Santenist, eh?
At 3/31/09 09:23 AM, morefngdbs wrote: It saddens me to see how many people here consider Marijuanna a drug...& not what it actually is an herb. None of drugs mentioned are available by simply drying a flower.
NONE of them, they all have to be created out of combinations of chemicals & yes Heroine comes from opium which is the dried sap of the poppy, but it still has to be refined.
Pot doesn't need any of that, & its why I don't understand how so many people can just lump it in with 'drugs'. Are you all really so brainwashed by government rhetoric that you have to repeat their official line when your talking about drugs, by definition a dried flower or leaves doesn't cut it.
IF it did...tea would be a drug !
By some definitions, tea would be considered a drug due to it's caffein content.
I believe, however, that this topic is addressing the illegality of drugs covered under drug control laws' definitions of drugs. Under United States law, marijuana is a drug.
I currently have two fears I'm sure of
1. Acrophobia: Fear of heights
2. Nephophobia: Fear of clouds
I believe the second one requires an explanation. I'm not afraid of clouds in pictures, but only in real-life. Its probably due to me acrophobia, the cloud high above me are frightening.
I belong to the A category. I believe in the FSM.
I am a 14 year old male.
Going back to the original question
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From what I heard fruit, at least, does want to be eaten,
It was a function of the plant to spread its seeds...
Through animal feces, of course
yo mama's so stupid, that one day at the supermarket whilst annoying an Australian cashier, her head exploded for no antiquity explained reason. This led to a massive investigation that costed millions of dollars of federal funding to find the cause of the explosion.
The leader of this investigation was none other that the reanimated corpse of William Wallis, famous Scottish (I think?) hero. The available clues led him to the house of (Bum Bum Buuuuuuuuum) THE AUSTRALIAN CASHIER!!!!!
He admitted that he had been withholding evidence and swiftly explained the explosion's cause. Apparently yo mama likes eating dynamite...BURN!!!
At 6/12/08 05:25 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote: Those in the nazi army that commited those crimes were evil. It was acts that any normal person would rather hang himself then commit them.
Nazis are not humans, they are garbage and demons. Sub humans.
You may be surprised by what a "normal" human would do if the only other option whats a self-hanging. my great grandfather just took the third option and deserted the German army.
for which he was executed, but that's a different story, or the same one?
I blame the Panderen Brewmaster
This Brews PANDEMONIUM!
lol WC3 reference
Yah but I bet none of you are afraid of clouds and tall buildings!
there just so high up :(
At 7/8/08 07:11 PM, Heinrich wrote: Have one on the house!
I just have to wonder how many people got the WC3 reference.
At 7/3/08 12:56 AM, ryazon1 wrote: hey dude everything happens for a reason obviously your not a christian and dont understand that if god wanted to bring a child into the world he can maybe it would grow up to be a super cool kid
Well obliviously your not a Pastafarian looking at your extremely shortsighted and dogmatic views. I don't claim to know the FSM's opinion on abortion but until I do I'm pro-choice within reason.
That was a well put out argument, although I must say that it wouldn't be 100% likely to be true unless your rounding up.
I hate how many people always assumes that Christianity is the only religion that is worth mentioning. there are others, for example:
In my religion, Pastafarianism,we believe that the Earth is 5,000 years old. I cannot prove this, but I can provide examples that would explain nuclear decay and the speed of light.
As you explained, the half-life of uranium-235 is about 703 million years, as repeatedly tested by many scientists, but what these scientists don't realize is that every time they make a measurement, my lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there, changing the result with his noodly appendage.
You also noted that the size of the universe is too large for the light from some stars to reach us in 5,000 years, and I agree. In fact, after the FSM created the universe, he sent the next several years individually placing and red-shifting all the photons that would reach us and therefore make the universe appear older than it actually is.
I just wanted to point out that there are more religions than Chistianity.
:btw, I for one enjoyed reading your arguments, and can see why you would believe them.
At 6/28/08 11:28 PM, homor wrote: it's not happening.
this is just so fucking stupid, its an attempt to make people freak out about global warming even more.
north pole out of ice are you guys serious?
un fucking beilevable.
Oh really, I suppose you have proof that its not likely to happen, other then "it sounds stupid to me." You obviously wouldn't post something like this without evidence, otherwise you would look like a complete idiot. So I really like to see it.
I actually sort of semi-cried, I probably wouldn't have, but I read the ending at 1:00 AM
At 6/27/08 10:07 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: ramen
Second it
and yes, it is because I'm a pastafarian
At 6/12/08 08:51 AM, Austrian-Mats wrote:At 6/12/08 07:33 AM, zoolrule wrote:Well considering the way he got the support, he was just Evil, not genius. it's like i'll fix my country's unemployment problem by murdering all of the unemployed.Kennedy would be charismatic in my opinion.No, Hitler was crazy stupid man.You, kind sir, obviously have NO sense for history and human psychology at all. You're just an complede idiot, repeating over and over the things you see in TV or learn in your high-class (and oh-so-objective) history lesson.
Hitler wasn't EVIL. Nor was he STUPID. Hell, would a stupid, evil Idiot seduce a whiole country just with his words? And hell yeah, Hitler WAS chrismatic. Have you seen one of his speeches? The crowd is fucking crazy, absorving every single words that left his lips with passion - and you say he had no charisma. How would anybody without charisma manage to do this?
Well, how crazy Hitler was, I don't know... he surely had received severe psychological damage during his childhood (by his cruel father and the early death of his beloved mother). Furthermore, he had some kind of over-sensible soul of an artist, making hin extra-psychotic. This combined with the antisemism fueled in his head, the lost WW1, suffering and poverty among the people, a weak democracy, the Versailles Treary AND his incredible talent of speech led to the horrible events named WW2 and the holocaust.
I can recommend you to read the novel "The Alternative Hypothesis" by Eric Emanuel Schmitt, in which he assumes that Hitler was accepted at the university of art in Vienna. Interesting book.
Well, if you now assume that i'm some kind of Hitler-Fan or holocaust-deniere, well, then I'll just have to accuse you of complete lack of common sense and a lack of comprehensive ability. I just want to make clear that Hitler was human, too. And virtually anybody could have played his role under the same circumstances.
Have a nice day.
My god (FSM), you sir have just said one of the most intelligent things Ive ever heard on this forum. I dislike Hitler, but I am tired of people always saying he was "one-of-a-kind" and "the most evil man in history." Surely there where equally evil men in the world, but few of them had the ambition, intelligence, opportunity, and cruelty to be noted as much as him. (That doesn't make him any less evil though.) Also I agree that he was physically a human.
This was very ... outspoken. What I don't understand is why you thought it necessary to start a topic that only *loudly* states your political opinion and calls everyone who doesn't agree with you a fxcking loser/idiot/whatever. Now I'm a democrat, and I would vote for Obama, but swearing and loosely factual exaggerated irrelevances aren't going to prove you right. I just don't see the point of this topic.
I don't see how thats possible. from what I understand, going to websites requires connecting to the server that hosts the website. How could they charge you for connecting to something they don't own?
At 6/10/08 05:46 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: A couple of charicters I like have already been mentioned.
But who doesnt like Zim?
no sane person in the universe doesn't like zim
Its good to see someone smart on the bbs.
Does anyone have a different opinion?
I've been lurking around the Politics forum for a while now and I've noted something that seems to appear in many race/racism topics.
Many people seem to think that other people of there race represent them such as, "white people are behineded alll important technolagicical advances that makes me GREAT!!!11!"
But is this a valid point? If anyone has any viable proof that because Hitler had a similar ratio of melanin in skin as me that proves I'm a fascist then I'd love to see it.
This seems to extend to more races than white as many people seem to think that there race is the "best".
don't post if you just read the subject line and not the message
lucky for me, my religion isn't that well known, so I don't get stereotyped for it
I am white though :|
At 6/9/08 03:13 AM, polym wrote:At 6/9/08 03:06 AM, Natron888 wrote:a country's ruler represents its country. ever heard of democracy?
so obviously if the country's leader is shit, then society must be shit, since it's not like a society is completely independent of each other. you live in that country, more than likely, you're going to represent it one way or another.
yes, I have heard of democracy
In a simplified version of American democracy, The candidate who gets >50% of the votes wins
on the other side though, <50% may not have voted for him,
example:
your in a group of 10 people. theres a vote to publicly blow up a large bridge for no reason 7 members vote yes, but you and 2 others vote no. the bridge gets blown up, but you don't take part in it and actively protest it. Later an angry mob forms and murders you just because of your association with them. Do you think that would be fair?
You know, this is the exact same thing that racism is based on. The way you word it, all "we Americans" hold exactly the same opinions on everything. Just some people would have you believe that all French people are cowedly tobacco smokers or that all African Americans are whiny Moochers who can't let go of the past, or even that all Jewish people are humorous and well educated. In some cases it may be true, (Ive heard of a lot of Jewish comedians), but that doesn't mean that Its true for ever person of that Nationality/Ethnicity/Religion. We're all human, a lot of us are Crazy Bastards, but not all of us.
