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53 is middle aged? PUH-LEEZ

Yeah, and I'll bet you invented the internet too.

I liked the movie. It was random and simple and silly. I should get the DVD.

At 4/26/06 10:58 PM, Roundhousekick wrote: Dorks need love too

And they've got it.

At 4/26/06 10:36 PM, -Leper_Messiah- wrote: LOL. The ironic part is that I asked out the girl I like today, and she said yes.

Did she have a claw in her vagina?

Shit the newgrounds logo and designs should be put on everything.

At 4/26/06 04:40 PM, JaY11 wrote: i need my whistle level up does any no any quick ways or any abusive reviews?

Actually, yes .

My hair sucks. I don't if I should let it grow longer or get it cut short.

At 4/26/06 04:28 PM, Me_Like_Pie wrote:

At 4/26/06 04:20 PM, DawnOfTheDavron wrote: GeForce 7800........get it.......now......screw ATI.

Um well you see, my mom is a cheap bitch and she probably wont get anything over £100

Get your own money.

Stab or shoot them.

Wait, is this a fake? I just realised that it could be a joke. I mean, she's so stereotypically stupid...

Not only can they be gay, they have online dating sites.
http://www.fitzen.biz/intima/jag/index.htm

No, it's just you.

ANWR.

Bill Frist and John McCain are definately possible candidates for the Republican party.

If your computers still have MS Paint (they may have deleted it) you can use it to change the desktop. So you can go to google images on a foriegn host or using a proxy to get pictures from the internet and then open them in paint, save the picture and then set it as the desktop.

Well MY cup runneth over because the Lord is my shephard I shall not want.

of the Bush presidency left as of 4/26/2006. Not much of a comment from me. Just though I'd share that fact :)

Probably not the best way to get grade A chicks.

But as they say, pussy is pussy.

At 4/25/06 11:02 PM, ThePlasticCheese wrote: Ehm. We don't give birth, don't menstruate, are more respected, generally have an easier time making friends, and have a wang to boot.

Hey the with a wang comes responsibility. You have to learn how to control that thing! I mean, it's always sittin down there, plotting. And when it pops up with a new idea it will harrass you until you succumb.

AND HAVING TESTICLES IS A PAIN IN THE TESTICLES. They're just so freakin sensitive. Always itchin and gettin sweaty. And you all know how bad it hurts to get hit there. You know, I don't think it would be so bad to be nuetered. You could probably buy testosterone to inject yourself with to make up for the loss of the glands that produce it.

So I just came downstairs to discover my mom reading the Newgrounds Primer. I said "What is that?" to which she casually replied "It's the Newgrounds Primer." I slowly turned around. I am still wondering why the heck she was reading it. It's not like I left the page up or anything. So freakin wierd...

Hey! Are we talking about the game or the movie?

At 4/25/06 03:03 PM, BeFell wrote: I laugh at your sig pic.

Yeah, I know it sucks.

I really enjoy politics, but this forum intimidates me. I feel like I have to make huge posts whenever I'm in this forum.

They'll never take my internet, NEVER!

You lucky mother sucker.

I didn't even know that existed. I''ll have to try it sometime.

Fall feet first. When you hit the ground bend your knees, tuck in your head, and roll.

OH OH OH!

Blue cheese! Some cheeses will turn blue if you don't refrigerate them.

How could I forget blue cheese?