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Response to: Help people. Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

At 5/9/06 07:40 PM, FUNKamq wrote: Never become a salesman.

You could at least describe it first, I don't trust random links from people with less than 500 posts.

Not every site on the web is a shock site, you know.

Response to: So you got a name? Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Sadly I haven't really assigned a name for it. I tottally need to do some bonding with my penis.

Response to: Back when CN used to be cool Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Yep it sucks now. It's been going down for a while.

Response to: Jesus black? Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

I have never seen a picture of Jesus that makes him look black in any way. And the only people I hear making the proclamations that he was black are black people. I don't think he was black.

Response to: In 22 days, 14 hours, 56 minutes... Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

It's funny when you know the truth.

Response to: True I guess... Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

What is this a myspace bulletin? Look, if you don't like being called a cracker than crack some asses when you get called one.

Response to: that new movie with... Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Why do people care so much about celebrities? They're just attention whores.

Response to: Idea for NG. Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

It's been suggested hundreds of times and hasn't been implemented yet. The admins have their reasons for not putting in a spell checker.

Response to: Pee-wee Herman Having Fun Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Man that character is wierd.

Who is the actor that plays him again?

lol @ him getting caught jerkin it in a porn theater.

Response to: hostman Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Never heard of it.

Response to: Special Date Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

At 5/9/06 06:39 PM, Kashisti wrote: Tuesday, May 9th

But, that's today!

Response to: A relevant point.. Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Aww fuck I thought you said Ben Stein. I should get my glasses.

P.S. lol@Zoolander

A relevant point..

Response to: A relevant point.. Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller...

Response to: New Girlfriend.. Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

She looks to be about 30 years old :\

Response to: Wendy's Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

You have disrespected Burger King. You have lost my trust.

Response to: Research paper Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Damn your lucky. I've written a full essay on PETA just for the hell of it. If I could always pick what I wanted to write about I'm pretty darn sure I wouldn't be failing english every year.

Response to: AIM Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

The screenname in your profile is signed off.

Response to: So i just watched... Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Sucks how it's illegal to draw the pussy in Japan.

Response to: Cadrawings By Capt*in Chu Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

So, the master sword is a car now? ok.

Response to: What's Your Favorite Flash? Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

I don't like having to pick favorites. If you wanna know people's favorite flashes hosted on this site, it's in their profiles.

Response to: Internet phrases. Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

I like GTFO and STFU. It's just funny when I say the words outloud.

Response to: Check out my Breasts! (nsfw) Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Lemme guess, breast cancer PSA.

Response to: any 24 fans? Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

My dad watches that show. Me, I'm not a huge TV man.

Response to: Sarah Lane or Morgan Webb? Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Sarah is 30 and Morgan is 28. Sarah's head is kindof big and Morgan is really tall. Morgan has more hot pics on the internet. I'm gonna have to go with Morgan on this one. But it's a close match.

Response to: Do you like my long flowing hair? Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Oh, that's not just fap. That's fulp.

You used to be ChasmyrSS- right?
Response to: Fingering at school Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

At 5/9/06 04:01 PM, Bennett143 wrote: And men can't reproduce asexually by fapping. lol

No human can reproduce A-sexually you dumb fuck.

Yeah that girl is dumb. Most are. Their mouths are good for one thing, and it's not talking.

hooray for sexist jokes :D
Response to: My Mom Trick Me So Bad... O So Bad Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

You shouldn't piss off a guy with sharp things in his hands and your head at his arms.

Response to: ban abortion? Posted May 9th, 2006 in Politics

Abortion is one of the things I'm nuetral on. I mean, yes it's a pretty nasty to do thing and having it legal seems pretty immoral but there would certainly be bad consequences if it was banned.

Response to: Spongebob - The Pro Homosexual Show Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

You wanna see pro-homosexual media? Just watch MTV.

Response to: Problems of the future today! Posted May 9th, 2006 in General

Ever since the new header I've had to log in every time I go to the site.