And what are you? Some racist whining white 14 year old kid? If I were you I would be dreaming about being Brazilian.

At 11/24/09 10:15 AM, TomFulp wrote: I thought it was neat that NG was actually being credited with making Flash itself popular, aside from the fact that our content submission system laid the groundwork for sites like YouTube to follow years later.

Hehe, it's true, but shamefully only a few know this.

At 11/24/09 10:15 AM, TomFulp wrote: Just thinking about it makes me want to drink a beer, but then I would have to go cut myself.

AAh now I have to go get a large pint of b33r, just because you said that !

*goes to get b33r*

This marks the event in which one of our finer soldiers has fallen.
May his moderation live on in our heart and souls to inspire future generations of moderators and non-moderators alike.

FIGMENTUM
Newgrounds BBS & Review Moderator
2005 - 2009

No actually, what this kid says is partially true, higher level / older sign-up date / more posts often means that you generally have a lower chance of getting banned / etc since it shows that you have more experience and know how stuff works around here..
If you're an experienced NG user you usually know what's right or wrong on here and don't need to be banned to understand this whereas newer users most often need to learn this through bans and other FIERCE punishments.

The attention of Orli's prehistoric game of dice is shattered as something far more important takes place ..

! _THE BATTLE OF JAMAICA_ !

Russ3ll takes on Gibbs in a staggering b33rbattle for glory in true NG fashion .. live at Kingston harbor!

#newgrounds @ Webnet

_alarming NEWS!_

New Zeelander Russell C has joined the fest unexpectedly causing havoc - resulting in that Orli has finally initated a razor sharp one-on-one high-stake game of dice with the lethal carnivorous velociraptor. In addition to this - a new Aftershock-mix is in the making by Gibbs and Russ, watch out for it on the (black) market in 2010 ..

#newgrounds @ webnet to cheer for Orli against the furious lizard!

-updates-

Gibbs is getting comfortable in #newgrounds after a long painful session of setting up the colors in his IRC client properly.. Orli has on the other hand yet to challenge the lizard to a game of dice, he needs your support men, #newgrounds @ webnet, check my earlier post..

On another note, I have _still_ not acquired new spirits for my crystal glass, I should do that soon if everything goes as planned #x~

At 11/23/09 01:32 PM, AustralianHound wrote: A tragic story of Jamaica's poverty and toilet paper cash

Very true, this is why we prefer to see Jamaica from an American son-of-a-bitch rich Jerry Bruckheimer movie crew on a yacht-perspective.

On the other hand I purchased the finest Jerk Chicken marinade in the world. Ive been jerking chickens ever since.

Amen, around here, chicken marinade is like the messiah .. even had chicken marinade tequila the other day, fucking A man ..

On another note, I have yet to refill my drink to bring you this important message.. JOIN #newgrounds on the Webnet IRC channel and cheer Orli on now !
You can join here - and remember, Orli needs you!
webnet irc

At 11/23/09 01:22 PM, irongoose wrote: looks fun, send a postcard you selfish shit.

I already did ?! Didn't I? It's the US postal service again, arrgh..

I will be absent for a moment refilling my expensive crystal glass with native spirits and liquors .. in the meantime, CHEER ORLI on! He needs it, he needs the support from his fellow Newgrounds to make a move on the archosaur!

Orli, foolishly & childishly cowardly as he is, is currently in the midst of deciding whether to challenge one of the ravenging velociraptors to a game of dice - high stakes - of course .. Aftershock already made his move, it's all up to you now - Orli needs a push to make his move, to challenge the beast .. NEWGROUNDS do IT ??

The coward in jpg format:

The Aftershock here is at an astounding 97% alcohol and it comes in new flavors such as Jamaican Breeze and Ganja Schpliff Lime, not only heavily alcoholized but also heavily recommended for the sane..

Also, mr. Orli Bloom here wants to throw a shoutout to his cousin in fiction and devoted Newgrounder "Dobio", cheers Dobio!

* picture courtesy of someone irrelevant

This is the king of Kingstons : Kingston, Jamaica .. just an hour helicopter flight from our movie set in "Port Royal" just south of here.

This place still's got dinosaurs, now ISN'T THAT _hardcore_ if anything ..

We're having a great time down here in Jamaica, how are all you coming along? Is the snow clogging up your chimneys? Are the winds peeling the bricks off your houses? Is Santa stuck in traffic beneath fifteen yards deep yellow snow?

Best regards,
- Your number 1 movie-crew in Jamaica

PS: The free tequila does wonders to you and your cr3w on a Friday's eve in Jamaica sunsets.

Personally I think we should just get back to using IRC rooms .. this jiff with webcams isn't popular anyway, just look at the cam page and compare it to what it was five - six years ago.

Also, Pico 2 is already out, check out this topic ..
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1111 603

Wow, those are some shitty generators.. I thought the purpose of those generators were to make the stuff look authentic, not like it would've been added in MS Paint.

So you are trying to say that your Mac OS X (data, not physical) has a physical camera built into it?

At 11/8/09 08:20 AM, zynerp wrote: ...for the four fans of this band on Newgrounds.

Actually two of those are inactive, Joe left permanently and the last, you.. Well..

At 11/7/09 11:33 AM, facst wrote: It's still up.

http://www.users.fast.net/~tfulp/index2.
html

That's not Newgrounds f00 ..

At 11/6/09 04:19 PM, i wrote: Heck, who would even pick up a stranger from a bus stop?

Nevermind... I just remembered the old wise saying "The only thing better than using up your gas driving other people around is wasting your gas on driving complete strangers home afterwards" ..

What kind of loser would have sex with some completely unknown person they picked up from the street? Heck, who would even pick up a stranger from a bus stop? This is not only a myth but also a retardedly horrible story.

*knowing that this topic was made months ago* ..

I think there is nothing wrong with the level requirements, right now we relatively have a lot of low level users, fewer but still many "medium level" users and a few high level users, the way it should be. Getting a high level should take years of commitment, it shouldn't be something that a stupid kid can go on here and achieve in six months.

Besides, before it took friggin' 120 years to reach the next highest level (29) .. 10 years is nothing you f00l.

It happens, it happens.

ummmm .... no?

Obvious fake, also, you can easily see that it wasn't even on the actual AFV show, it was just edited in there.

At 10/23/09 12:32 PM, youngunfunnyidiot95 wrote:

At 10/23/09 12:20 PM, Narusegawa wrote: Young unfunny idiots.

I disrespectfully disagree.

Young unfunny idiot.

Young unfunny idiots.

Recency weights more than quality in terms of ratings on Newgrounds, if this wasn't the case, Beebo PART 1 would still be topping all (positive) lists.

At 10/17/09 06:51 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

* what THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

At 10/17/09 06:26 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 10/17/09 05:50 PM, Narusegawa wrote: When it comes to offices, Office Space is superior to The Office.

100%

What would you say.. - you do here .. ? .. (?)

When it comes to offices, Office Space is superior to The Office.