I support Foamy... I am a crying Foamy fanboy... waaaaaaaah!

At 3/15/09 10:01 AM, IWasBanned wrote:

At 3/15/09 09:05 AM, The777Demon wrote: can i see some examples of wii version games with less content?

Dead Rising, there are only like 50 zombies on screen at once. The Xbox 360 version has 1000 at once.

1000 at once, huh? you're so full of shit.

Mario.

You're a plumber that has to jump on shit to collect mushrooms so you can grow taller and kill turtles, venture through pipes, and throw fireballs to kill a dragon and save a princes...

At 3/9/09 10:53 AM, gamemaster93 wrote:

At 3/8/09 01:22 PM, flashwarrior wrote:

At 3/8/09 01:20 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Bruce Willis is already dead D:

At the end of sixth sense

jizz in my pants

And I just ate a grape and I

jizz in my pants

I open a window and a breeze flows in and I

jizz. in. my pants.

At 3/2/09 11:31 PM, Deerinthefield94 wrote: Ok i just started reading the watchmen book and it's actually pretty good and im seeing the commercials for the movie and it also looks pretty good. My question is in the book (for those of you who have read this book) what's up with Dr.Manhatten? This guy is the shit you know power wise but he's fucking naked? What was the author on when he thought of this shit? Any insight

he doesn't wear clothes because if he did they would just fall off when he grew in size anyway.

At 2/22/09 10:44 AM, killerrob wrote: If only this was in the store

BWA HA HA what a piece of shit.

At 3/4/09 02:38 PM, NewBrian wrote: In latest time I watched many different shows and films and NG-Flahses and kinda realised that the humour is becoming more and more radical.
So, for example I think if theres a gay joke.... okay..
but if someone makes tons of jokes about aids cancer and abortions I'm kinda like: Hmmm...
is this really needed to amuse people?

but then again I am totally against censorship in anyways.

So this is a hard question: Canyou laugh about anything?

OKAY... get this... there's a baby, right? and his dad rapes him in his ass, right? and then he gets aids, and IS TORTURED TO DEATH that's always a good one.

At 2/25/09 04:21 AM, Phobotech wrote: There are few exceptions; look at Dead Space. Damn-fine balance of game-play and story.

yeah, but the story was super generic.

its like a 4-year old thought of it

SO YOUR A GUY... ON A SHIP... IN SPACE... AND, LIKE... ALIENS ATTACK YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS... AND THEN... LIKE...YOU HAVE TO FIX THE SHIP... AND THEN... LIKE... KILL THE ALIENS... AND THEN ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ISNT YOUR FRIEND... AND HES A BAD GUY...

At 3/3/09 04:37 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote:

At 4/6/08 02:27 PM, narudude1996 wrote:

At 4/6/08 02:23 PM, Mendou wrote: Nice little headband in your profile pic.

Yeah it's my naruto headband. Hence my username.

He was being sarcastic. Newgrounds hates a) Naruto fans
b) Underage users
Get the hell off my newgrounds.

actually... I'm 13 now, just old enough. and I got rid of my naruto headband. I'm not even a fan anymore... I wish I could change my stupid fucking username.

At 2/25/09 04:06 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 2/25/09 12:21 PM, Jonny879 wrote: an awesome story to it.

Aliens invade?
Most original thing I've heard all decade.

Here is a twist that would make a good story that all halo-wannabe-game-making-companies could take on board.

Earth soldiers...

Wait for it

...invade an alien planet, because WE want to expand OUR empire.

It could happen... someday...

........................ so... you mean... like... the plot to Killzone 2?

At 4/17/08 04:11 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: If the BBS general forum was a character it would need to be dragged out into the street and shot as it would be an abomination to...everything.

My favorite characters are Bitey and the cockroaches from the Spoilsberry Toast Boy series. : )

you have a point about bbs being alive... God help us all...

My favorite player is Nero. Dante is my favorite character but my favorite player is Nero because he has the demon arm. also, my favorite weapon is the demon arm, buster, is it called? My favorite lady is Lady. or Trish. not Kyrie because she was the stereotypical bitch in distress.

there's one turn based RPG that was fun for me. for some strange reason, I've hated all turn-based RPG's except for one. Final Fantasy 7. It bored me... but I kept playing... I loved the story. I felt like it was an interactive book. and I couldn't put it down... other than that... I've never found a TBRPG's story to be that interesting.

I don't see what the big draw is on the series or on turn-based RPGs in general... I mean... all you do is hit buttons like attack or use magic or heal... without actually controlling the characters... you're really just giving them helpful suggestions. Could someone please explain why turn-based RPGs are so damn popular?

At 2/25/09 02:12 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/7/09 12:47 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Not only is it not funny, but you didn't even make it yourself.

I agree with Willi there.

E for effort had you made it yourself. But as it is, it makes me sad so you get a big fat goose egg for the day.

MWAHAHA IM IN YER NEWGROUNDZ TROLLINZ UR FORUMZ

At 2/25/09 01:13 AM, LTmatt wrote: No, this is not an epiphany you had, this is some retarded bullshit every faggot on a message board thinks he can post to make himself look humble and shit.

Fuck you.

No fuck you. i know its not an epiphany I was just being overdramatic. and I am not trying to look humble mostly because I'm not sure what humble means... you motherfucker

At 2/24/09 10:00 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: lol .. notice that Far Cry 2 is crossed out in my signature

haha I've seen your sig before but I never noticed that.

well, I'm not saying RTS's are bad. I'm just a kind of instant gratification, mindless, hold this button for death kind of gamer.

well, yeah, you have a point. those were top-notch graphics for the time but still, it focused on good story and gameplay and is still considered to be the best PSone game by many.

I was replaying the original MGS on my PS3, and then, I suddenly had an epiphany. games were much better when they focused on good gameplay and story instead of graphics. the graphics in that game are terrible but it is still by far one of the best games ever made. now you have games like Crysis and Far Cry 2 that put graphics and physics before actual gameplay. I'm disgusted.

At 2/7/09 02:20 PM, Renandchi2 wrote: Portal is not a FPS! Just like Mirror's Edge, just cause it's in FP doesn't make it a shooter. And it's not reall a gun, it's a portal blaster, since it can't really hurt people.

although you may have a point, what is one thing you do in portal? shoot, right? doesn't matter what it is, if it is shot and it is in first person, it is a fps to some degree.

At 2/15/09 09:50 AM, Gamepro23 wrote: The only thing I watch on Nickelodeon anymore is Max and Ruby.

And yes I watch Max and Ruby. Fuck off.

MAX AND RUBY dadadadadada RUBY AND MAX!

it's copy and pasted from ED I know it is that why I said it was copypasta

At 2/6/09 04:07 PM, narudude1996 wrote: Reasons why Portal is the female version of an FPS:
1. The main character is female.
2. The main villain is female.
3. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots...s--I mean, space-time tunnel apertures.

oops, 10 and 3 the s was supposed to say vaginas. my bad..

fucking copypasta

Reasons why Portal is the female version of an FPS:
1. The main character is female.
2. The main villain is female.
3. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots...s--I mean, space-time tunnel apertures.
4. The game is based around evasion and manipulation instead of confrontation and domination.
5. The turrets. They are the exact opposite of a parody of everything women supposedly hate about regular shooting games. Violence, profanity, blood, evil symbolism, chauvinism...the turrets are always polite and apologize even if you kill them. Because everyone is nice in a woman's world.
6. Just like actual women, the main villain (GLaDOS) is actually powerless to physically do anything to you. The only weapon GLaDOS has is emotional manipulation. Just like women.
7. The company is called Aperture Science and women have an aperture between their legs.
8. The game starts and ends with a cute song instead of a bunch of dead people.
9. The game promises you a reward at the end if you jump through a lot of hoops, and it turns out to be a GREAT BIG FUCKING LIE, YOU STUPID WHORE YOU FUCKING USED ME, ROT IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS CUNT, women have been known to stereotypically act in this manner.
Finally...
10. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots s.

I like King Ghidorah. or Ghidrah, depending on what version you watch.

At 1/29/09 02:41 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: Any guesses?

lol it's Brokeback Mountain

Sprites are a legitamite form of animation that requires just as much skill and creativity as other styles.

WRONG. they don't require as much skill and creativity. its like your making a cartoon with the pictures already done for you. all you are left to do is put them in order.

At 12/19/08 02:49 PM, Kyuumi wrote: Hahahaha

2 girls 1 cup

instead of electric carts, they should get metal braces on their legs that make it more of an excercise to walk