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Response to: Michael Jackson didin't molest kids Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

you got It partially right

I know MJ wasn't a child molester
he was falsely accused by a mother who wanted his money

Here's how it happened
in the early 90's Michel was rich, literally and people wanted his money. One of which was a mom who badgered her kid into staying at mj's house and then saying he "touched" him inappropriately (so to speak)

So since there was no hard evidince to support either sides mj went to court and the rumors spread like the flu
he was eventually let off the hook because the kid couldn't even remember his OWN story but people decided to harass him anyway, so much so that he snapped and started doing things to make him look MORE guilty. (like dangling a baby out a window lmao)

also he committed suicide
which wasn't cool

shitting in public Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

what would you do if you were this guy

Response to: When idiots review stuff Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

you think THAT'S bad you should see all the faggots writing walls of text saying "OMG YOUZZZZ SUKK AT FWASH!!!!!1111 GO KKKKIIIIILLLLLL YOURE SELF ROFL LMAO"

thats just a reviewer that didn't bother to read the description. :/

Response to: Can you shit standing up? Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

you could

but you might have to clean up a heaping pile of shit on your foot then

Response to: Alright, has anyone noticed? Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

I notice there aren't any ads eithier

wierd
best race of girls? Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

which girls would you like to fuck the most?
asian?
white?
black?
latin?

I'm into black and latin girls with big fat asses IMO

Response to: I do not like black cocks Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

your not suppost to like cocks at all

unless you have unclean urges

leviticus 14:something

Alvin is a furry Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

I know I'm cutting it close but jeez look at the art on his devant-art page...

him out of all people

also he just started to actually care about his newgrounds account

pixel art god Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

damn

until you guy's can do THAT your not true artists down to the soul

Response to: How would you kill me? Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

use your CERO

or bankai
Response to: Which animation... Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

blue man group?

Response to: Spam PMs go here. Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

http://plateguysneedsaplat3.newgrounds.c om/

I'm guessing this is related to the whole newgrounds toolbar thing

Response to: Most Humiliating School Moment ? Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

In 6th grade I wet my pants while going to 8th block PE
once I reached there through all the laughes I went to the bathroom and we had a fire drill

to make a long story short I cried as I went out on the soccor field with a huge wet spot on the front of my pants

Response to: stupid n00B parents Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

At 9/3/09 12:00 PM, estrago1 wrote: Ahh, another good story about shitty parents. That makes 2 today. I'm feelin' lucky. Anyway, unless his kids were near you when you were goofing off on the swings, he shouldn't have even looked your way, and even if his kids were near you, he should be controlling them, not trying to control you.

yep
he also wanted to be a smart ass about it too

also I want to thank estrago1 here for being the only one that doesn't have his head up his ass

Response to: Exercise... Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

get ready for some serious lmao photoshops

Response to: stupid n00B parents Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

I wasn't playing on the swing sets I was just kicking them
I was bored and had nothing to do

stupid n00B parents Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

So
Just the other day my cousins were over, my sister was walking my dog. I was at the park practicing some awesome ninja moves on the swings when this father watching over his 2 year old's says "Hey take It easy on the swings okay?" smiling, he looked faggy as hell in his pink shirt but I didn't say anything just said "huh" and went on with my business.

L8r the guy was right outside of the playground and I was climbing on the swing set. One of his kids came back and said "hi" to me, I said "hi" back and continued climbing.
Then Dr. Douche came back and said while I was on the swing set "Is that a bee?"
certain he wouldn't fuck off I said "no it's MYOB!" and continued climbing

So then he laughs at me and goes a TuRbO badass and comes up to me and says the dumbest thing ever
"Make what your doing around and to my kids MY business, if your hurting my kids you become MY business." WTF?
To make a long story short I just said "Fuck you" and ran up and kicked the swings extra hard

when he was about to leave he came up to me and asked me where I lived. (yea like I'm going to tell him THAT) I just say neverland

then he goes into all this "IZ PROTECTING MY KIDS" bullshit
when actually he's just trying to use them to get me in trouble
(some DAD they have, exploiting his kids to try and get a 15 year old dude he doesn't like in trouble)
this guy is obviously a sucky parent and his kids will probably need Dr Phil later in their lifetime

so it wraps up with him bieng a smartass and taking a picture to "seend to pooleese!!!111" and me saying FUCKOFF

he even went as far as to ask my sister my name (lucky my sisters not a bitch like him)
and to follow me with a car
(funny thing is, while hes so hellbent on getting me in jail I could just charge him with stalking :/)

stupid n00B parents

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted September 3rd, 2009 in Where is / How to?

I ment to post this yesterday but I was banned
oh well

FREAKING SILVER WHISTLE AND LVL13 BABY!!

Response to: Back in time? Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

I would go back to 94 and see me as a baby
then I'd go back to the 1940's and bring a freaking M16 assult rifle with me and suprize the shit out of everyone when I fuck up the nazis

then I'd go to the end of the 21st century just to see what It would be like

Response to: This made my day Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

so do we like oranges?

Response to: NY: beggining of the 23rd century Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

your looking at new-Orleans people

23rd century of course

NY: beggining of the 23rd century

Is my account bieng hacked? Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

I noticed this just now,
about an hour ago I signed off my account (ya know NARONIC) and before I went to youtube I noticed that my UN was on the BBS users online list.

I tried F5ing the page but it was still there
I logged back on and changed my password a couple of times but when I logged off and got on the BBS again my account UN was still on the list

Is this explainable?

Response to: Disney bought Marvel Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

i didn't like either so this isn't a really big deal for me

Response to: castle D1 or tarboy? Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

tarboy: 14
castle: 10
n/a: 2

Response to: Getting Sick Of Portal Errors! Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

At 8/30/09 12:13 PM, Calintz wrote: blah blah blah

we really needed your rant

Response to: castle D1 or tarboy? Posted August 30th, 2009 in General

tarboy: 14
castle: 8
neither: 2

Response to: castle D1 or tarboy? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

tarboy: 8
castle: 5
neither: 2

Response to: castle D1 or tarboy? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

At 8/29/09 06:22 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Tarboy was pretty fucking stupid. He died after like 2 minutes and had no dialogue preemptively so you're not going to feel sad that he died because you barely just found out what the fuck is going on. And how do you kill a robot by snapping it's neck?

I'm going to assume your voting for castle...

tarboy: 6
castle: 5
niether: 2

Response to: castle D1 or tarboy? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

tarboy: 6
castle: 3
neither: 2

Response to: castle D1 or tarboy? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

At 8/29/09 06:07 PM, xXxAlecxXx wrote:


You're more gay.

then how do you explain your mom and me in the bed together?

your baby brothers coming