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At 12/2/13 11:08 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 12/2/13 10:53 PM, nanocon wrote: anyone notice girls toys suck while boys toys are awsome . boys toys can shot fake missles fight each other and some are robots girls toys you can change there diapers clean up fake spit up others can wear pretty cloths and some can change there hair.

You can also cook basic meals (ex-bake oven), bead your hair, paint your body, and do other creative things.

most girls toys also arent new concepts most are rehashes from the 80's (and not the good part of the 80's)

Your syntax, spelling and grammar do not tell me that you are old enough to know a thing about the eighties...

you will see comercials for the same toy you just yesterday either on tv or in your kids/younger siblings toy catalog a few minutes ago.

You see what I mean?

worn out old toothless whore barbie

That was funny. I giggled.

ya if i really like wrwhat im writing i forget to proof read out of exitment i notaced the problums with it right after i hit post but i couldent change it cause i cant edit once i post

also thanks i like that joke to

anyone notice girls toys suck while boys toys are awsome . boys toys can shot fake missles fight each other and some are robots girls toys you can change there diapers clean up fake spit up others can wear pretty cloths and some can change there hair.

most girls toys also arent new concepts most are rehashes from the 80's (and not the good part of the 80's) and earlier if you simply look at someone acient vhs's from there child hood you will see comercials for the same toy you just yesterday either on tv or in your kids/younger siblings toy catalog a few minutes ago.

in conclussion girls toys suck if they sucked any harder they would have to name the next new barbie worn out old toothless whore barbie

At 11/29/13 01:46 AM, VJF wrote:

At 11/29/13 01:44 AM, nanocon wrote:

At 11/29/13 01:30 AM, VJF wrote: Ask them "Which way to your village" and go the direction they are pointing. The liar will point to the truth tellers village and not his since he always lies, and the truth telling native will point to his since he always tells the truth.

Oldest riddle in the world.

but there are 2 they could both be from the village of liers

Same answer. If they are both from the village of the liars and always lie, they will always point away from their own village to the village of the truth telling people. Even if there are two of them.

but you dont know which it is weather 1 is a lier and one is a truth teller or if both are liers plus i never said either of them was from either village for all you know is there standing between the fork they could live there for all you know or could take you back the way you came

At 11/29/13 01:30 AM, VJF wrote: Ask them "Which way to your village" and go the direction they are pointing. The liar will point to the truth tellers village and not his since he always lies, and the truth telling native will point to his since he always tells the truth.

Oldest riddle in the world.

but there are 2 they could both be from the village of liers

you are trying to get to a village of truth tellers on your way you you encounter a fork in the road 1 leads to the truth village the other leads to the neiboring village of liers and you do not know which one goes where and then you spot 2 people between the roads and you do not know which road they came from they will answer 1 question each which questions do you ask to get to the village of truth

after years of research i have discoovered why most anime shows have better animation then american cartoons the secret is the animators or rather there pay check the japanese animators are bearly paid at all (there basicaly slaves) in fact the conviniance store workers are paid more thats right the japanese 7-11 pays better then any animation company there

this uses the instramental and beat of the fighting foodons theme

here is something incredable these beavers once were edable but then we gave them laxitives and now we use them to CHOOSE OUR KINGS

pooping beavers these are beavers with aditude

pooping beavers they eat alot

pooping beavers they smell "sniff sniff" I CANT BREATH

that beaver will attack with gooy butt cheeze and never give that other one beans

pooping beav.... oh screw this kids either play outside or watch something else pooping beavers seariosly

this is the theme to my idea for a feature length cartoon keep watching cartoon network its only a matter of time seariosly its alredy a better concept then half of there curant line up

iv realized something ng is a huge business oppertunity i was thinking i start a team of game artists to build games on commission . since some people have awsome ideas for games but lack the skill to make them ending with either nothing or a steaming pile of crap the game making programs help but only go so far some people are laze others hopless either way there are a lot of people who would pay for this.

the positions id have open for this are

head pixelist (maker of sprites)+several assitant pixelists

musician

level designer

story writer

code writer (this would be needed even in a game maker program like stencyl)

game assembler (the one who putsall the peices togather)

team treasurer (this one handels the monny from the commissioner and distribute it evenly for the team since otherwise payment from commission would be complex this one would alsoo be disscussed by the whole team for appointment)

so anyone want in there can be alot of monny to be made

hello i was wandering does anybody have any creepy pasta type rumors or storys for games or internet culture to share here to keep people shivering in there covers all knight long

i wrote a topic about a pokemon rumer i heard on this thread and now it says its dealeated what happemed

disney is evil we all know that but what made you realize it personally for me its what they did to power rangers and digimon season 5

so hear is the story me and my sibling is at a party and i put some wood on the fire pit and she gets angery and reachs into the fire cause she said the peice of wood was in the wrong spot instead o using anouther peice of wood to push it the 5 inches to the left then blames me when her hand got burned so ya wtf

At 11/8/13 11:40 AM, Splats wrote:

At 11/7/13 05:29 PM, captainlolz wrote: Implying disney wants to own meet'n'fuck

of couse they want it its been proven they hide penises in all there movies

Who wouldn't want to own meet'n'fuck

meet and fuck is owned by a different site its just using here to promote

i heard the fulps are selling newgrounds to disney

i know it sounds crazy but look at the facts during the clone war the jedi attacked the sepratists with out cause the assasin that tried to kill padmai was working for dokoo not the sepratists and they only had the droids there was no proof they were intending to use them untill the jedi attacked them and when when aniken killed the sepretist leaders they addmited this fact as well the jedi have over thrown legitimate goverments during the war and started a few terrorist groups.

during the origanal trilogy they lied about lukes father to keep him under control and were helping a terrorist group. theres no proof the empire mistreeted anyone infact the only over the top thing it ever did was the alderon thing .alderon of course was funding the rebelion a terrorist group which could be seen as an act of war.

if you take the expanded universe as cannon then the death star was intended to destroy an outside threat which could take over an entire planet and assimilate all native life rather quikly which would nessesitate the destruction of a planet a tactic that the jedi would never approve .since the jedi have future sight powers and since as force ghosts this power would have been stronger they would have been aware of it so they could have mentioned mentioned it to luke that he might need the death star but since they dident it can be assumed that the left that part out because this weapon violates there beleifs thus causing its destruction . although the threat mentioned was deafeated it involved an even higher death toll then jusst blowing up planets way to go jedi

ps im not a big enough star wars nerd to remember anything from the expanded universe

ive noticed that alot of shows on tv are trying to mimic flash cartoons and i have noticed 1 thing about them all they all are much worse then real flash cartoons. i find this very wierd since they actually have monny and most people here have none and they have profesional writers enormass staff and huge studios so wtf

if you were given the ability to enter ANY cartoon universe to kill who ever you hated the most from the show who would you kill also please specify why you want to kill them and how you kill them

hey i was wandering does anyone know any good channals that have anime on them i could order from the cable company i live in canada and bairly any have anime or any good oes so any suggestions would be useful

how about the fulps makeing a new flash lol

well its hard to explain to me its normali do get the occasional obssesion about the only thing wierd i notice about myself is a sound sensitivity particularly to talking and quiet sounds like gental tapping but that might just be me.

the thing i notice about other people is that authority figures and people who are trained tend to do a worse job then people who arent when dealing with me and act like im stupid although i dont mind the being put a little further away from the rest of the class so i can consentrait, its when they start giving me easier assignments from earlier grades and making me miss all actually fun stuff that sometimes happens i get upset they even pulled me out of drama which i liked at one point i got back by nicknaming him el bigatrosay.

anouther thing i have notaced people tend to think if one autistic peoson can do somthing amazing every other one can to like one of my old princeables. he wanted me to join the basketball team because he say a story about anouther schools team being a player down there autistic water boy steps in and is amasing at it and wins the game for them cause he lucked out and managed a super skill at it . i hate being sterio typed like that its like saying all black people are are amazing base playing rapper s or all indians own casino flatering to hear but eritating that they just think your eaxactly the same as someone who is the part the type of people as you

back a decade ago when flash games all were crap the only things remotly playable was the adult content the erotic stuff and the dating sims so alot of it was made but now the adult rated stuff is generally over looked here now quite poorly done and the none erotic stuff is actually good better then some proffesional stuff people pay for i for one endorse this change here

well heres what happened my computer stoped working all of a sudden and wouldent start so i opened it up and checked 3 chips were melted in it but the rest seems intacked and the melted chips were very small i think they were power regulaters since there right beside were the power plugs(which seems un damagaed) in any way if i pay to get replacment chips and for someone who knows what to do think it will work again so i can put my back up super slow computer away and use my good one

look at there comercials they started as bears pooping in the woods (exibitionizm)

then they had the adult bears staring at there childrens butts to make sure there arent any peices of tp clinging (pedophilia)

now there saying "we all go why not enjoy the go" with the mom bear using the toilet paper to aruse her husband (coprophilia)

we must stop them before they corrupt the future generations besides that brand always clogs the toilet

i am wandering is it okay for me to by cheap add space on other sites to promote m projects here i thought i saw something about it here but the newgrounds wiki is really pooly maintained

it amazes me how many lies are spread by both religions first up many priests say that god pretty much hates sex but in the bible there is some pretty kinky stuff such as orgys wife steeling insest hell to teenage girls get there father drunk and rape him and and got pregnant god seemed pretty okay with it though

2 angels are not just humans with wings hell cheribs (the ones always in diebers looking like infants) in origanal depictions are flouting winged multifaced heads two faces of wich are a lions and an eagles ...arch angels it is unknown what they look like because if they dont cover there body with there wings the looker on bursts into flames

3 all current members say that god dousent make mistakes but several times in the bible he admits to makeing rather big ones

4 christmas is not jesuses birthday in truth they dont know when he was born .you see long ago it was just celebrated but the church hated it because it was and is a very sinful time but despite all the power the church held at the time (which used to be immense) they could not make people stop celebrating it so they just said "jesus was born today celebrating it means you are worshiping him". the reason why it stuck so long is because it made the church shut up about it

5.the church used to basically operiate like the mafia especially when the bogios were in power you crossed the church or dident pay them you just dissappeared and evan kings had to obey them or else

so feel free to flame me over this

At 10/11/13 04:08 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

At 10/11/13 04:00 PM, Boomstick wrote: I like Disney shows

Well of course! They didn't really care who won WW2, either way their secret Illuminati cult would take over the world eventually

the Illuminati are an english cult one of japans opponants in ww2

here is something interesting in cartoons not all of them but a good chunk of them. in many cartoons and anime that involve an army of some sort the heros are put togather in a way that is similar to there side or position in world war 2 with the enemy mimicking there opponent in the same war and displaying traits of the propaganda spread at the time.

in western style cartoons the hero army is usually in someway a mixed force. diverse forms or nationality's or powers or species signifying they are very different from each other but are putting all that aside to defeat a common evil that threatens them all with there differences strengthening them typacly using alot of ground troops and not allot of heavy weapons or asalt veicals (the allies)

while the enemy army is usually all the same clones robots or aliens that are coinidently identical to each other in every way and are usually fascist in some way one race one way. they are usually weaker in some way do to there uniformity example: physically weaker,inbread ,stupid or predictable usually relying on either supior weapons or numbers often but not always clinging to some misguided belief in being totally superior (the nazis)

in anime how ever it seem to take the reverse

the hero army is is usually a small but devoted force from a single war scared nation/analoge often with troops that have many similaritys such as powers which are similair to each other such as armoured transformation or a mass produced robotic armour or the troops have powers granted to them by there god or leader. they often draw stength from there faith and commitment becoming even stronger when that faith is challenged. winning the day threw faith in there cause them selfs determination and suicidal tactics often all most dying (the IJA)

the enemy army is often a mixed force usually in form and abilitys outnumbering the hero army or having a bunch of crazy weapons to even the odds. the generals often having completly different troops and styles often looking as though from different worlds typically plagued by infighting do to the differences or having large mistrust for each other do to the differnces often insuring each fights alone with out the other generals aid . typically at least 1 general is a coward. usually they just want the hero army dead often with no explanation as to why or seem to think it is for the greater good being proven wrong in the end .with them often not settling for anything short of complete annihilation often including the civilians typically with extensive use of weapons of mass destruction (the alies

this does not extend to all cartoons and anime just a good chunk of them

years ago i was clicking around the internet and stumbled on a show called miss dynamite i watched liked it and then clicked around the site i found it on and found more i like and i became a fan of the site in general.

i think thats a common story to how many here became fans of ng content all thanks to miss dynamite so i think ita time to honer here with a day of tributes and spoofs a way of saying thank you for making ng awsome on the date of its first submission july 15. what do you say ng lets honer these unsung stars

well i was wandering how i start a new day on new grounds you know with it being on the ng calander with prizes for the best tribute or parady movie/game like pico day or madness day. do i just post the idea in the artist secion and if enough people like it the fulps wil start it or what

At 9/24/13 01:23 AM, Master-X wrote: Has it occurred to you, to, oh I don't know, fucking make some?

yes but im not good at it id prefer something actually well done for it be it spoof or tribute