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i am looking for an animater for a series i wanna make it is zombie thing i am quite willing to to hear my animaters ideas and give plenty of artistic leeway so long as i sign off on it before its used (so i can make alterations to my ideas so they fit if needed).

i would like someone who is half decent at animation but dousent have to be super amzazing just good enough so i wont be embarresed by it .... and whos work isent to choppy looking. to repeat you just need to be good not great

my monny is a bit stretched so i will like to offer an alternitive payment of 95% of the ad rev since you can set that in the thing now. i will try to juggle my finances to get the needed monny but like i said stretched thin

Well, I might hit you up, but what are you good at? Anime, effects, cartoons, stickman? Layout a sample and style. Also do you charge? If so what amounts, or do you prefer revenue sharing?

i think he might mean he's doing this for fun

http://youtu.be/br_tlGCVSew am i crazy for thinking this battle would look great using mlp characters

At 12/10/13 05:08 PM, kkots wrote:

At 12/10/13 04:41 PM, nanocon wrote: um guy you should have put this on the game forem not the animaton no one will respond

Well, you responded, so...

i meant respond to the job offer since he wants a game guy not another animater

At 12/10/13 07:25 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Don't think I've ever been turned on while riding a horse....

thats because it only works on woman think of the horse as a giant vibratorthat the girl might not realize she is using

i would like to ask all animators open for commission and requests to put there information on prices things you might exept instead of monny (optional) and rather youll work on requests and other such information. if this is filled out it will give all the information needed to hire you with out having to explain it a billion times to people . i will now give a forum in which to submit i will reppeat the forum under neath the example version so it can be copy and pasted with out erasing

this is an example i am not an animator i just thought i needed an example
name :nanocon(optional its just here for people who are to stupid to look <--- that way at your name)

commission prices:$10 per minute all under a minuter are priced the same as a minute(as it sounds)

request availibility:yes if i like the idea(weather or not you'll take a request if you like the idea enough)

payment method: paypal (as it sounds)

alternitive payment: will exept old video games(optional what you might exept instead of monny if there is anything)

will do's:anything involving zombies demons or anime or anything not mentioned in wont do's(ideas/generes you like and are most likly/enjoy to work on)

wont do's: poop joke tolling or power puff girls or anything about disny(stuff you wont work on no matter the monny)

might do's: anything else i just need to like it (ideas you are neutral about)

special requirments: if theres add rev i get half in addition to my commision and i get artistic control in requests (any thing you might want for work that dousent fit into the other catagorys )

name :

commission prices:

request availibility:

payment method

alternitive payment:

will do's:

wont do's:

might do's:

special requirments:

did you know that many woman like riding horses because the muscle movement combined with the bouncing caused by the running is basically a passive version of sex which means if your girl friend has riden a hourse she has both technically comitted beastillity and cheated on you with a big smelly beast RIGHT infront of you

At 12/8/13 08:14 PM, MiniShowsDOTNetwork wrote: I Need Programmers For A Game!

Hey I'm a animator, and I'm looking for a programmer for a game. The game is a Madness Combat Scene Creator! I already have all of the parts and stuff. and i put them it in the spot where i want it. Contact me on newgrounds if you are interested and i will explain more. Hope you can Join

um guy you should have put this on the game forem not the animaton no one will respond

i am a big fan of digimon which is why i am actually dissappointed with the digimon games there either a copy of pokemon or a copy of final fantasy or a generic action game (this is excluding the digital pet toys).

personally i think if they want to make an awsome digimon game they should use the genra of rpg action platformer with the option to simply use it as a normal digital pet with a special area just raise em .

i think the addition of a level up system is kinda standard in a digimon game so why exclude it cause so few platformers use level up and i think level up in platformers is awsome

so how does this sound what ould you add or change to this idea or do instead of me

At 12/7/13 11:32 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 12/7/13 11:26 PM, 24901miles wrote: Yeah, excepting that Eve is a female name and Wally (Wall-E) is a male name.

You can name an apple an orange but it's still an apple

And Wall-E was voiced by Ben Burtt. And Eve was voiced by Elissa Knight. And the characters display classic male/female mannerisms and courtship. And shut the fuck up.

Why is it so hard to accept that they're both genderless

its hard t exept because otherwise people cant make a bunch of pics of eva pregnant or wall-e having sex with eva seariosly google it

At 12/7/13 09:57 PM, Atlas wrote: My brother and I were just discussing this yesterday and we came to the conclusion that this wouldn't make a good MMORPG. We can't all play as Link and if we do then a bunch of Link's running around would be weird. Also which art style? Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, or go retro? Too many decisions that would disappoint too many people no matter what.

well i dont think it would work in 3d cause this is a really sand box-y idea so in a 2d top veiw type i think being able to use multiable styles for character customization would be a safe call and using it happining in a spiret realm would help with the continuity problums

i was kinda hoping to hear you guys feed back by the way

i was thinking that the legend of zelda has so many awsome items weapons monsters and bosses a nice mmorpg would really shine in the zelda universe setting and of couse nintendo would be there to suck up the monny.

now i see two ways that the story could fit togather

1.have it so you do not play as zelda or link but as someone who lives in between the different reancarnations of link and zelda and must fend for themselfes and possably keep the evil forces from preventing there reancarnation this would enable more customization but wouldent feel like zelda and possablly be abit more generic

or

2. you do play as link or zelda but your in a spirit world and everyone is basically a link or zelda from a different time they were alive which given how reancarnation works does lend its self to an infinite supply of links and zeldas through out the ages as who is to say that the reancarnations in the games are the only ones to exist . this methed also has the advantage of being able to use a normal zelda story line for people to play but its harder to make enough mmorpg stoyry lines in a zelda type story

the game itself would have numeras items from all the games as well as some origanal

before any one says it wont work cause zelda is a single player i just wanna say the world of war craft was was based on an old 1 player called warcraft:orcs and humans plus its 2 sequals and its THE biggest/most populair mmorpg in the world im aware of

i was thinking that the legend of zelda has so many awsome items weapons monsters and bosses a nice mmorpg would really shine in the zelda universe setting and of couse nintendo would be there to suck up the monny.

now i see two ways that the story could fit togather

1.have it so you do not play as zelda or link but as someone who lives in between the different reancarnations of link and zelda and must fend for themselfes and possably keep the evil forces from preventing there reancarnation this would enable more customization but wouldent feel like zelda and possablly be abit more generic

or

2. you do play as link or zelda but your in a spirit world and everyone is basically a link or zelda from a different time they were alive which given how reancarnation works does lend its self to an infinite supply of links and zeldas through out the ages as who is to say that the reancarnations in the games are the only ones to exist . this methed also has the advantage of being able to use a normal zelda story line for people to play but its harder to make enough mmorpg stoyry lines in a zelda type story

the game itself would have numeras items from all the games as well as some origanal

before any one says it wont work cause zelda is a single player i just wanna say the world of war craft was was based on an old 1 player called warcraft:orcs and humans plus its 2 sequals and its THE biggest/most populair mmorpg in the world im aware of

At 12/7/13 06:28 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/7/13 06:10 PM, ElMagnificoBurro wrote: Is because their not actually as great as you think they are? Because people as a whole really aren't all that great?

I agree with this. A woman doesn't have to be a flawless role model to be a strong character. Frankly if the writers were too scared and had to make her one that would be adding to the problem. It's basically the same as the Superman/Batman argument. Resilience is more interesting than invincibility.

i dont mind bitchy girls in cartoons but i prefer them realisticly bitchy i also would like them not confusing stength with bitchiness and maybe put a token actually strong woman in the mix

At 12/7/13 03:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: Elisa Maza from Gargoyles
Storm, Jean and Rouge from x-men
Daria from Daria
Eve from Wall-e
Barbra Gordon from Batman/Batman Beyond
Major from Ghost in the Shell
Mrs. Brisby from Secret of Nihm
Wonder Woman from Justice League.

Ok, that's all the strong, positive cartoon women I have from my shelves.

okay now how about you show all the negative ones and we see how the lists stack up ps i do like strong female characters my point is most pofessional writers dont know how to do them

At 12/7/13 02:25 PM, poxpower wrote: Like which one for example?

hmmm katara from avitar

sakura from naruto
almost all the women from girls bravo aside from like 2 of them ...... a good portion of amime woman actually to many to mention here in fact

if you check out any cartoon involving women when ever they try to add in a strong female character they make her a psycho bitch seraiosly its like there all masachists or something . during there script writing proses i think there thoughts are like this

"this girl is a strong person how can we show it oh wait i know shes walking along with the main guy then all of the sudden she stabs a scizzers into his penis/through his uerethra then smashes his head into the wall untill its bleading and then smashes his balls with a rock for offering her a tic tac that would show she dousent need men. yeah yeah and lets make it so that he is in love with her cause she is so obbviosly flirting with him after all torter/attempted murder is the sinserist from of seduction right"

i think that does sums up how proffessional cartoon writers see women

At 12/5/13 03:33 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 12/5/13 03:23 PM, nanocon wrote:

At 12/5/13 10:09 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Hope so! The old one was awesome.

do you mean the dark crystal

I meant The Muppet Movie (1979)

Dark Chrystal looks awesome though...

oh it is and a sequal was in the works but got stuck in development hell so long puppet movies died off now with them coming back they might finish and release it at least i hope so

At 12/5/13 10:09 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Hope so! The old one was awesome.

do you mean the dark crystal

At 12/5/13 03:02 AM, EnjoiLove wrote:

At 12/5/13 03:01 AM, nanocon wrote:

At 12/5/13 02:44 AM, 24901miles wrote: Is she capable of having children?

yes she has overies not testicals so ya she can have babies

Would you take a 12 inch into your anal rectum.

meh i dont know its alot to consider on the 1 hand you get a super sexy girlfriend on the other hand since it is a real cock so it counts as home sexual to take it regardless of what it is connected to i guess it really comes down to how much you want this seemingly perfect women

oh also ... is there more rectums then the anal one that i dont know about

At 12/5/13 02:44 AM, 24901miles wrote: Is she capable of having children?

yes she has overies not testicals so ya she can have babies

At 12/5/13 02:31 AM, tox wrote:

At 12/5/13 02:28 AM, nanocon wrote:

At 12/5/13 02:15 AM, tox wrote:

if by deal with you mean you mean take a foot long girl cock then yes that is the question exactly

why are you asking us such a specific question then

i dont know what you mean by specific could you elaberate

At 12/5/13 02:15 AM, tox wrote: so what you are asking us is:
would you be willing to deal with a individual that is willing to change their body according to what you think is sexually correct or attractive and then either bend you over or them bend over for what would be at that point a bdsm level relationship because of the control you have in their life, and then live happily ever after?

that about it?

if by deal with you mean you mean take a foot long girl cock then yes that is the question exactly

At 12/5/13 01:37 AM, tox wrote: is this girl a guy?

no shes a herm that means that she does have a penis but every other part is female and yes she does have a vagina to

i am posting this cause well ng people seem to want the creapyiest questions so here goes

you meet this woman she has every thing you want her body is everything you find attractive her mind is engaging and she not only loves all your fetishes but wants to bring them to there utmost extreme to bring you the most pleasure as possible.

she wants to have sex with you but there a condition you see shes a hermemphrodite a woman with a penis and a vagina she has not had a sex change from a man she was just born like this but shes willing to have a sex change to all girl if thats what you want and become your sex slave if you do only 1 thing for her take her her foot long cock up your ass and let her pump her girl boy load into you before she gets rid of her dick.

so heres the question is taking a foot long penis worth it foor your dream girl

At 12/5/13 12:20 AM, Entice wrote:

At 12/5/13 12:13 AM, nanocon wrote: wow ... is it wierd that i want to see that movie now

Yes

You should never want to see that movie

but why its an evil bong fighting an evil cookie in a hooror movie scenerio like there arent like 50 things just like it in the portal

At 12/4/13 11:28 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Hehe, Oh Yeah!...Oh yeah!.HAHAHAH!

wow ... is it wierd that i want to see that movie now

well since the the muppets movies are doing so well does any one else think this might open the door for more puppet movies like what happened when twilight came out and everyone put vampires in everything and and everywhere (wink wink)

i for one might not mind to much since it might enable the dark crystle 2 to finally be released i loved the first 1 mind you before that they will probubly release a million crap fests first

well you know how the muppets got a revival movie recently well i heard its done so well there making another new muppet movie and i was wandering what everybody thinks about it light love it hate want kill everbody and blow up the earth because of it