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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the police sirens chasing you.

I swear, I never feel the heat. Ever.

Mind you, I've only tried the Trojan Heated Sensations.

That, or you drank apple cum. You'll poop out Steve Job's kids very shortly.

Juice does not expire, it simply ferments. That is the process of sugar turning to alcohol. In fact, apple juice is how they make most apple flavoured wines. Fermented apple juice is think, and has a high viscosity. Kinda like syrup. The clump you saw was a gob of sugar stuck together.

You are not going to die. However, the sheer amount of concentrated sugar may upset your stomach. I recommend you throw the rest of the juice out.

Funny story though, I chuckled. ^^

I once got back together with an ex-girlfriend in a dream, and woke up thinking we were back together.

...T'was an awkward phone conversation.

When it comes down to it, it really is your attitude. Facts prove the the BBS is very active, and if anything, more active than before.

Coming into the forum, and posting "Our BBS is Slowly Dying" creates a negative space. You think, as well as everyone else who reads the tread, that the BBS is dying. And that all the jokes are unoriginal, and funny.

Here's an idea. When start a new thread, keep it positive. When you reply to a thread, don't post "Unfunny." or "YOU SHOULDA SEARCHED! THIS WAS POSTED LIKES 2 WEEKS AGO! FAG!". Because some people may find it funny. Or the topic may want to be refreshed, and discussed once more. Personally, I'd rather start a new topic - with fresh conversation, then bump an old one only to be bitched at for bumping an old topic.

We're a large community. There will be stupid topics, there will be awesome topics. However, because we are so diverse, what people think are stupid and what people think are awesome will differ. In otherwords, what you find stupid - I may find awesome. So don't ruin my awesome thread, with your negative posts.

If you think the BBS is dying, then don't post. Don't contribute negatively. Because, as you can see by various posts in this topic, many people think it's alive and kicking. So although the forum may be stupid to you, it is awesome to others. Don't ruin it.

It's the negativity, and threads like such, that are killing this forum. Want the BBS to stop dying? Quit kicking it in the face.

Every Blink-182 album and single after Take Off Your Pants and Jacket.

I'm the kidnapper of Atlanta, LeroyJ. And I'm in your house. Say anything, and I'll fuck your shit up.

I wonder what onion coffee cake would taste like.

At 11/4/10 02:31 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Cool searching bro.

Should've linked me to this
one.

NEW TOPIC: Things to do before you die.

Growing up, is for people who have given up.

If we were mature, we wouldn't have good flash videos. Imo. Rather, one should smarten up.

1) Get Directions
2) Start location: Japan; End location: China
3) Number 43

Discuss. Think you could do it?

Sauteed onions, with a touch of orange juice, soy sauce, worcester sauce, garlic, and ginger on top of white rice.

Greatest, quick, cheap meal ever.

At 11/4/10 07:13 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: Not necessarily a ''dick ejeculating into a vagina''. She could just as easily touch her vagina with some semen in her hands and that counts as a plausible cause.

What the fuck? No. You're sperm sucks. Just like everyone elses. It does not have super powers. It does not set up camp, and live on her hand, waiting for a chance to jump in the hole. It dies.

If what you say is true, then she is not pregnant. Like you said, she is a virgin. So, the path the sperm needs to take is blocked, until you pop her.

Or she cheated on.

And you're an idiot.

And she's not pregnant. Shut up.

You're retarded. So is the PSPGo.

That is all.

At 11/1/10 12:48 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: Dude acid has the most beautiful body high ever, I am very very peaceful on acid. Try it, probably my favorite drug.

I've heard, and I want to try it. But like I said, hallucinations scare the shit out of me.

I have the same train of thought as OP, but in reality, women are bitches. They abuse the caring, only to be abused by the uncaring. Personally, I'm sick of being used. -.-'

But, I don't really care anymore - Shit happens.

MDMA. <3.

I've tried shrooms a couple times, and it's never really gone to well. Hallucinations scare me, to be honest, so I like to stick with my body highs.

Cute girls. "Da gap". And big eyes.

No, I'm not a pedophile. Above the age of 16.

I'm interested in BR2 at all. The first one just turned me off from the stadium games completely. I felt like it was designed for kids - which it was. But still, it was too designed for kids. If that makes sense.

Compared to Pokemon Stadium, which I could play forever, Battle Revolution got boring after two hours. I feel as though Nintendo moving to a new direction, throwing complex strategy out the door to make room for lengthy, and lame, dialogue and instruction. Stripping the game to nothing but a few movie clips played over and over again, leaving it only appealing to those under 12.

Definitely Pokemon Yellow. I had over 200 hours in it.

Dwayne Johnson is The Toot- GAY!