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Response to: Why did you pick your NG username? Posted November 17th, 2010 in General

Because my name was taken.

Response to: Have you ever masturbated to post? Posted November 17th, 2010 in General

Yes.

Response to: Can you get your period in space? Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

At 11/16/10 11:50 PM, nohomo wrote: Why... would you be wondering that...

Welcome to NG.

I know, she has sex on the spaceship. There's no kitchen up there, why else would NASA train her?

Response to: Ebola Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

At 11/16/10 11:29 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Ebola - Helping population control in Africa since 1976!

AIDS - Finishing the job.

Response to: If you were dropped in the wild Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

It's true. Canada actually has trees. I don't need to imagine, I can just look outside.

Response to: Songs That Say The F Word Too Much? Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

Uffie - Ready to Uff.

I really like her voice, even though this particular song isn't too spectacular.

Response to: I'm in the library..Should I wank? Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

Error - Fully quoted message.

At 11/16/10 09:14 PM, nameistaken1 wrote: Remeber:
Pics or it didn't happen.
Response to: Different Names for Masturbation. Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

Releasing the Goo.

See Cadbury Creme Egg.

Response to: Talk only in Rhyme. Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

At first thought this thread was cool,
but after reading these posts,
I see it's lamer than someone who likes to drool.
Excuse me while I go eat my toasts.

Response to: I'm in the library..Should I wank? Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

At 11/16/10 09:24 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: We don't fucking believe you because no one is stupid enough to even consider masturbaing in public unless they were severely fucking autistic.

Eh, not saying this particular thread is true, but I have. Once, or twice. Or five times.

Response to: I'm in the library..Should I wank? Posted November 16th, 2010 in General

Remeber:
Pics or it didn't happen.

Response to: What's on patricks to-do-list? (ps) Posted November 8th, 2010 in General

12345

What's on patricks to-do-list? (ps)

Response to: What do you smoke? Posted November 8th, 2010 in General

Belmonts when I'm reach.
Next Blue when I'm poor.
Natives when I'm in debt.

Response to: I just thought of something. Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

At 11/7/10 10:40 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
At 11/7/10 10:40 PM, nameistaken1 wrote: Everything you know, love, and masturbate to is a lie.
Even...Even the cake?

Everything.

Response to: I just thought of something. Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

Everything you know, love, and masturbate to is a lie.

Response to: Ultimate Zombie Survival 101 Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

At 11/7/10 10:21 PM, loves2spew wrote: 2.chainsaw

Worst. Weapon. Ever.

Loud. Heavy. High maintenance. Inefficient.

Response to: what the hell is this crap Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

At 11/7/10 08:28 PM, mindwipe-has-a-sword wrote: this is bad parenting

Wrong. This is good parenting.

Response to: Is it not socially acceptable... Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

In Ontario it is legal for women to go shirtless. A lobby group argued for their right of non-gender discrimination based on the Charter of Rights.

However, I have yet to see a female exercise their right of going shirtless. Except on the beach.

Response to: Wanna be really cool and edgy? Posted November 7th, 2010 in Video Games

I really like LocoRoco.

Twisted Metal: Home Sweet Home Posted November 7th, 2010 in Video Games

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/twiste d-metal-blue-goggles/706887

A low budget film about Sweet Tooth. Discuss.

Personally, I'm excited for it.

Response to: I peed on someone Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

I hate when people talk to you at the urinals. I had someone compliment my watch once - needless to say, I was scared for my anal opening.

Response to: Call my name. Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/5208 73

Response to: A Great Man Has Died Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

True, you have to be somewhat fucked to laugh at such things.

But I believe he's mentally fucked, not evil. He truly believed that Jews were devil spawn, and he was saving the world by promoting the Aryan race, while abolishing it's greatest enemy.

Response to: Search Your Town On Urban Dictonary Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

Unfortunately, it's all true. And even more unfortunate, my town's definitions are the worst posted so far.

Response to: A Great Man Has Died Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

I don't believe Nazi's were wrong in there actions, because in their mind they were doing what they thought was right.

He should've been in an Asylum.

Response to: Should all drugs be legal? Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

I don't think drugs should be legal, I do however think they should be decriminalized.

That is, civil fines and confiscation, rather than criminal punishments.

Response to: Literal Movies Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

Haven't seen it, yet. Heard it was good.

Literal Movies

Response to: Your Ringtone Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

Text/BBM - Kim Possible Pager
Phone - Mario Theme Song
Girlfriend - Imperial March

Response to: Oh Mah Gawd. Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

HOLY SHIT! WE CAN USE AVATARS NOW!

Response to: Oh Mah Gawd. Posted November 7th, 2010 in General

It broke again!

Oh Mah Gawd.