We're not allowed to have an opinion in my country.

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Yes, gossip. That's the theme.

Now, rather than ranting about gossip and hoping it would somehow disappear from the minds of today's people, I'm going to ask you a question.

How did our ancestors get the idea of simply having to know that some important politic figure has been publicly ridiculed by noone other than himself?

How did they come to the conclusion that they must know it when their favourite composer has an offspring with a hooker?

How did their innocent minds produce such a thing?

Maybe it was so they can talk about the matter with their friends, wanting their opinions on it, like I want yours on gossip right now. Maybe it's an information gathering for them. Maybe they thought it was a good thing to make some money on.

And maybe not.

Your thoughts?

Here, you're presenting your opinion as an irrefutable truth. And that's never good.

Hey everyone, my name is Jimmy.

Today, we've written a test from Biology in school. I hope I don't get some bad mark, because to be honest, I practically didn't study before the test. And it's not the kind of a test that doesn't matter in your grades. We're getting the tests back tomorrow. I have a strange feeling. I don't know if it's restlessness for the mark, or worries of getting a mark of the worse variety.

Today, we're going to find out how good we did in the Biology exam. I can't wait. In the words of some 20's actor I forgot name of - "You have to expect the best and prepare for the worst.".

The teacher came in the class. As I sit in far corner, I am able to write this even though the teacher is already in. Oh god. It seems that she hasn't forgotten about the tests (as I naively hoped she would), and she gave them to the girl I have crush on to hand them out to us. As I'm seemingly not getting my test even after almost 2 minutes, another silly hope of mine came up. As the girl was about to hand out the last paper, I prayed for the first time in my life.

In that moment, I decided to be an atheist for the rest of my life. The reason? My crush headed over to my corner with a nice sheet of paper in her hand. She stood next to my desk and before giving the test to me, looked at it. A malevolent smile striked through her face as she proceeeded to give me the test result.

I stared amazed at the test for a good minute. I've gotten an A+! Even though I thought I didn't know a thing !

And then I noticed what didn't catch my eye for the whole minute.

The A+ was written in RED! No! No!!!

*sounds of a terrified scream and a window breaking*

It's sad when you have noone to make you a birthday topic, eh?

At 12/4/08 03:42 AM, MadCow wrote: always creepy religious shit?

I've read too much books about anti-catholicism. I agree and demand a reason.

This isn't just a congratulations post.

It's exceptional.

At 12/1/08 06:38 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

another

Now, that is a lot better than the first ones.

Yesss.

At 12/3/08 10:28 AM, Xaxrox wrote:

At 12/2/08 03:02 PM, Elios wrote: Please, have a seat at this picture of a big office table.

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While I never heard of him, his flashes don't look half bad.

At 11/28/08 06:55 PM, NakedOrange wrote: ...And all I've done was running it over with a brush and slightly modifying the eyes.

Flash, I hate you.

At 11/28/08 06:26 PM, Michael1000 wrote: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/3908/662 00_face.fla

Ok, there is the .Fla
please mess with it and show me what I can do to make him look better.........

...And all I've done was running it over with a brush and slightly modifying the eyes.

I'm going to give you one simple advice that probably won't be much of a help to you - Use a brush.
Pen isn't as flexible when it comes down to precisely drawing the amazing jaw curve and looks all-neater because the lines it does are all different width, unlike pen's, giving it a wobbly look.
Use a brush even though it fucking sucks if you have a mouse. Just do it. You can as well move to pen tool after some work on a REAL paper with a REAL pencil or a brush.

Keep on drawing. That's all I can toss in.

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/4008/326 5_66300_face.fla

I'd cut off my dick and overdose with hormones.

Take your best club and go smash them baby nests.

I fapped while you were sleeping.

At 9/7/08 03:28 PM, NakedOrange wrote: pic

Centered and a bit skewed to right.

At 9/7/08 02:55 PM, pizzaman117 wrote: hey guys

I had no idea what you had on mind, so here goes.

I'm not going to cry if you don't use it.

Look at it while you're logged out, silly.

Hello, NGSM.

This is a signature request. I'd like something colourful, preferably without any render and without my name in it. I'm infinitely sorry for not providing any picture.

Please.

Thanks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

How about a no-mods day?

If you get modded, in the first place.

You plot up a plan involving a cactus.

Plug in those big boxes with grids.

I had wet dreams about time-pausing.

Hey everyone. Let's say 'Epic win' over and over on things that aren't even remotely funny.

iPod touch? Who uses that shit?

PDA's are where it's at.

I would let my bastard decide him(her)self.