At 8/27/06 09:10 PM, cornbin wrote:

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Still makes annoying noises like a pony.

you can turn the sounds off, i hate the pony sounds, so i turned them off and its super de dooper now.

As for Sarah's questions well...
She would have to be called Sarah, and be pritty and great :-P

Also, i need some money ;-) but that isnt for this forum topic im guessing....

At 8/22/06 03:45 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Well then he can wait for PM's just don't want to get bitched at by mods in here about asking for sig requests when clearly we have a whole'nother club for that.

and, VC?

I'm waiting for PM'sapparently noone wants one though (or they cant work out how to message me). The mods would bitch at me if anyone, and i would explain why it is in here :0

I am the venture Capitalist of the group, i give high investment advice to others ;-)

At 8/21/06 08:32 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/21/06 08:15 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: I too am English, and it makes no difference, it is writen Carpe Diem. :-P

Don't blow my cover man!

but your from blackpool, you deserve it :-P

At 8/21/06 07:47 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/21/06 02:44 PM, -Nev- wrote:

'Carpe Dium.... Seize the day.'

*cough* *cough*

It's "carpe diem", not "carpe dium".

Its actual meaning is "Pluck the day" however it is usually translated as sieze the day.

At 8/21/06 07:50 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/21/06 07:47 PM, Athlas wrote: It's "carpe diem", not "carpe dium".

I'm English, so its different....

What an excuse!

I too am English, and it makes no difference, it is writen Carpe Diem. :-P

At 8/21/06 12:57 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

At 8/21/06 03:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Don't ask people if they want requess for sigs here thats what the sig request club is for.

Naked Beercan is VC exclusive. Why would one of the members go to the Sig Request Club to get a signature that only he could give in here? SILLY HOBO.

I was going to slap the hobo, however Sarah appears to have done a great job already :)

Ill, say again for you new people.

If anyone wants a forum sig making, let me know and ill make you one, ill even pop your creature/droid on it, as well as anything personal you want on it.

For a good time call (message) Naked_Beercan

At 8/18/06 11:15 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: We've talked about this before. New topic, please!!!

not completely, we usually have asses poping in to aim the convo in another direction, and also havnt gone into the homosexual point of view.....

Back to topic please!!!

At 8/18/06 06:18 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/18/06 10:54 AM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/18/06 10:19 AM, WilliWowza wrote: It was hilarious I thought

And I thought it was hilarious.

I had to force myself to watch it... almost 3 minutes of hardcore cartoon gay sex(although I will admit that Optimus Prime was fucking hilarious; also when Godzilla humped the building). Also, I was worried that my parents would walk into the room and see it... I didn't wanna have to explain that one XD. I only wish the lesbian segment at the end had been longer...

I liked it, but im into gay anal cartoon sex, i'm gona show my wife it.

Erm, im gona contradict myself here and say, cartoon sex = the suck :-P the lesbian segment didnt need to be longer lol

Ok, im gona get back on subject here, while keeping with this post.

2 Questions.....

#1 do you consider anal sex losing your vaginity (both for a male or a female, please give view on both, weather giver or taker).

#2 does homosexual lovin constitute losing your virginity, or can you only lose your virginity to the oposit sex? or only to one you love (this is more for people that believe virginity is more than just a technical term).

I like to form a circle-jerk with myself, its most fun.....

As for the group sig, if you message me ill make you one to go with ours :) (if you want anything personal such as saying/images whatnot include them in the message)

At 8/15/06 08:32 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!

Really, it seems like everybody's missing...

were down by the pool, drinking cocktails......
Ask a questions or something and we will return just to answer it

At 8/14/06 04:45 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote:
All i can say to the youth of today is...... THIS

the this is http://reelwavs.com/..ash_gordon/crazy.mp3
apparently i cant link to it, as it is leech free :( and im too lazzy to load it to my server

At 8/14/06 04:34 AM, HoboPorn wrote: To be honest and a bit racis....mexicans don't even know what a condom is for the most part :/

But I think we are doing alot better nowadays as we promote condoms and birth control alot more then we used to.

i understand your point, but we really need to keep the generalisations out..... :-/

At 8/14/06 04:08 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
Really, what the fuck?

-Sarah on the job!-

All i can say to the youth of today is...... THIS

WTF....

i knew things were bad, but this is just sad (and yes i realise not everyone is like that, but i have a 17yearold daughter (dont ask) and i do see this alot of this crap).

It's saddening, i really dont know what to say :(
there is no real solution, things will get worse, then hopefully get better (its a cycle) it has in the past, hopefully it will again, and not take long about it :(

Seriously though, this is kind of saddening.....

At 8/14/06 03:38 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 8/14/06 03:21 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote:

At 8/14/06 02:47 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Have you guys seen this move? it's old back from 04 but it's so damn funny.

http://newgrounds.co..l/view.php?id=182116

that is great, but it is kinda off topic :-P

He could be a virgin.....

....you saw how spycho yet cool he was!

I'm hoping the little girl was a virgin (she did have a lollypop though)..... not sure about the hobo though, im sure hes been in some hoboporn.....

At 8/14/06 02:47 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Have you guys seen this move? it's old back from 04 but it's so damn funny.

http://newgrounds.co..l/view.php?id=182116

that is great, but it is kinda off topic :-P

we need to get back on topic :-P

any interesting (topic related) questions?

At 8/13/06 03:49 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: perhaps he should change his name to just "Beercan"

I would post something but well, im pritty sure its not allowed, also by viewing the true naked_beercan you may instantly lose your vaginity (yes its that sexy), and i wont do that to you lovely people.

At 8/13/06 03:07 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

You well know i make you hot ;-)

Ok ok... yes, I dream about you every night. I have that picture as my screensaver :D

I knew it, i know you want to touch my data probe..... But its not allowed, as were here to help others, not sync ourselves :-D

At 8/13/06 03:00 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

Commendable.

What does that word mean ? Sexy or something ?

To represent as worthy, qualified, or desirable; recommend.
To express approval of;

We all know it wasn't because of not having a condom. YOU STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE VIRGIN CLUB! You thought of Naked Beercan's picture and the force was too overwhelming.

I saw that pic after that happened... so no :( But that picture did kill any future possibilites of me having a boner.

You well know i make you hot ;-)

At 8/13/06 01:25 PM, lordlucavi wrote: sup bitch! ,,!,,

please keep it up :)

At 8/13/06 05:10 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: Have you heard the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"?

Well for losing your virginity, it is like this: Once you get pussy, you're not a wussy.

Not the kind of thing we want in here :)
please get on track or dont bother posting in here anymore :)

At 8/13/06 06:13 AM, Cerrax wrote: I have a question:
If you're not a virgin, can you be in the club anyway? I mean, I support the virgin lifestyle and I had maintained mine for quite a while. I just believe that since I am older than most people here and I have been on both sides of the fence, that I can offer lots of support and advice to those who need it.

If not just chase me away :P

Yes your welcome to join, but please read the rest of the posts :) i know theres alot but it will help :)

At 8/12/06 10:03 PM, PabloPac88 wrote: Wow o_O
First at all, Hi, it´s my first post in NG, and I´m from Argentina and I speak Spanish, so my English is poor =(
I´ve readed a great part of this topic, it´s very interesting, I must be in thie club XD
I´m 18 and I´m still virgin, it´s strange beacuse almost people of my age aren´t virgin.
But... i don´t know...
Well
NG is the most XD

see u

Welcome

Read Sarah's post, she may be into the dark side and all that but she sometimes makes sense :-P

Your English is fine, and dont worry about what others think :) you have to live with your disitions not them.

(your English is actually better than mine lol....)

At 8/12/06 09:01 PM, -Hellraiser- wrote: im just confused.. why is there a club for being a virgin, its like
yA! Im A VirGiN! Wo0t!

well, what i dont get is, why is there a club on this, so u guys think sex is like doing drugs? Sex is life, Sex is religion, for you people who didnt know.. Sex is what created you (i know some of you guys are like "OGM! IT CANT BE!" but its true, sex makes you and me.)

and btw, im not trying to offend anyone, its yor choice not to have sex, but rememebr, u cant hide from your problems and u cant be a virgin forever or you will end up like this guy.

Okly pokly mr. Hellraiser, if reading the rest of the posts in here, plus sarahs newest post hasnt helped you understand at all well, let me give it a try :)

#1 were cooler than you, coz well we are ;-) that dosnt need explaining

#2 not everyone helping here is a virgin, take me for example, im married, i have had sex before (amazing i know) however we still want to help/support others, help guide them through hard times.....

#3 Not everyone wants to get jiggy with it......

#4 Not everyone wants some slutty little whore for their first time :)

#5 Alot of people (im guessing as you dont understand you could possable be one of these people) seam to miss-understand/dislike/hate on/be mean to others purely because of their beliefes, we are here to counter ballance that (or try).

#6 The group is here because, oddly enough, not everyone wants to have sex, and that is kind of out of place in the "normal" world, we are trying to help people not feel so out of place, like they are wierd or whatever it is that helps.

#7 some advice we give isnt just to and for virgins, some of us are experiences adults in many fields, if they are interested and want the help then we are here to help them....

#8 did i mention were cooler than you?

#9 As i have stated before (if you read all posts you would know this) i informed everyone that sex is ment to be fun, however it being fun dosnt mean that you have to take a hit at every hole that walks within a 100yard radius of you......

#10 did i mention were here to help/support people??

#11 I like to touch my nipples when its cold, and thats alright too.

#12 Maby... some people in this world think you should only make the fun times with people you like/love/carefore (other than family.....), and others would like to support that.

#13 im taking a break here, i need to touch my nipples, its getting cold.....

check out mine and sarahs new sig pictures :-D

if you want one for your starwars char let me know ;-) (pm me dont spam the virgin forums)

At 8/12/06 07:54 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:50 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/12/06 07:15 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: As Soviet and metal are whoring up the forum so people wont read back, here is a treat.

I swear I`ll stop... the day I die :D

That may very well be much sooner than you think...

Yeh im on my way over to his now with my hammer, hacksaw, shovel and bin liners right now......

did you all suddenly fall off the edge of the earth?

At 8/12/06 07:29 PM, Athlas wrote: -Receiving incoming transmission from R4D5-

*beepbeep* *twiiiiiet* *beepbeep*

-End of messages-

you mean this

As Soviet and metal are whoring up the forum so people wont read back, here is a treat.

Heres Darth Veders (Sarah) new sig

At 8/12/06 06:22 PM, -Nev- wrote: You tend to post a lot more personal and rule posts, so that either its pointless to reply, or they're meant for certain people.

I actually have alot of posts not personal or rule based :-P

At 8/12/06 04:01 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: the night went on and we all had a good laugh and got drunk enough to hit the dance floor.

as you may or may not see depending if you read this everything went well and i have you lot to thank. thank you one and all.
e-v

I'm glad things went well :) (and yes we do remember you)

At 8/12/06 09:22 AM, Contract_Killers wrote: I would join, but I recently lost my virginity this month. Go opposite gender BFFs!

Erm, if you read previous posts not everyone here is a virgin, but we are here to help and support virgins and their views, it appears kind of pointless to me to post what you did if you are not ever gona come back to post here.

At 8/12/06 11:53 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:
Woman and man are completely different. It`s not just the biological and obvious reasons, but the way we live are completely different.

Everyone in the world is completely different, to generalise men and women in such ways is kind of close minded and silly.
I personally know many males who rise above the steriotypes as i do women. Personally i dont like the "Generic" male, that believes in sitting on the couch every sunday watching the super bowl in their boxers with a can in one hand and their other down their pants, while the woman is in the kitchen looking after 3 kids and cooking dinner.
Can anyone say "Thats so last year" muwahahahaha...................

At 8/12/06 01:18 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

:Let's just say, "Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!"

Now who's up for donuts? :)

The saying is actually "Women. Can't live with 'em, can't burry them in the yard!"

At 8/12/06 11:53 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: And now, the fantastic culmination to my post. Blah blah blah, I believe in what Freud says, the misogynistic man who has no respect for women, has a mother complex, and believes that life entirely revolves around sex and men.

That may be the view of alot of males, but well, personally i think they are kind of outdated and generally assholes :) even though alot of females go for this kind of man (i have no idea why, i actually did a study into it and still count work it out lol). Freud was a fool that thought everything that he thinks must be true for everyone else (granted some are general emotional responses built in from thousands of years of evolution, but in general he was close minded about people evolving past that).

At 8/12/06 05:31 PM, Obi-Kun wrote: how do you guys stand making such long posts..I have to use my willpower to read all of the long ones..

Learn to concentrate for more than 12 seconds :-P it helps wonders with reading and replying hehe.

At 8/12/06 06:03 PM, Carvel wrote: This club seems like a really good idea. After reading all the discussions I'd quite like to join. If you asked me to explain why I am a virgin, the answer's simple.. I want it to be special, and I need to fully trust the person I'm with. And for me trust is a hard thing to place in people. I'm 16, and in my opinion there is plenty of time left and losing my virginity because of the pressures of friends, media and the general thought that 'everyone else is doing it' is pointless.

Stick to your beliefes :) no matter what anyone else says, it may not be for them, but you are not them ;-)

*enter support for Carvel here*

Does none read my posts or are you all too lazzy/scared to reply? i've made alot and they are generally long, but noone ever quotes or replys to me :'(