I can shit AND piss in a toilet AT THE SAME TIME.

Just perfected it a couple hours ago.

At 11/15/09 12:50 AM, IronMaiden69 wrote: I hate piss shivers...

I love them, especially when I'm pissing no-handed, 'cause then I get piss all over the place!

At 11/14/09 11:43 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 11/14/09 09:40 PM, cast wrote: I've been worshiping a empty jug of milk. Answered prayers have gone up 75%. I think it has something to do with the jug being real or some shit.

I gotta try that some time.

Holy shit me too, because since the jug is real, it'll answer my prayers right? We should also do something to it every week to please it. Any suggestions?

In before "we should have sex with it"

At 11/7/09 11:26 PM, LolHi wrote: I use my PSP to search, rarely.
It sucks.
Really.

I too, sometimes use my PSP for the internets. but not for NG. It takes too long. Google Images is the site I usually go on.

*Wink Wink.*

At my school it's usually the black kids who are racing to lunch.

Them and their free meal programs....

This is one of the best parody threads I've seen in a while. The two stories actually blend well.

thumbs up to you, pal.

"Yes. Love is a beautiful thing that cannot be confined by such outdated and wholly bureaucratic moral standards, and not acting on your feelings for her would be a sin. Go on and make love to your sister."

But the thing most funniest about this is that his name is "Raw"

Is it the best idea to make a bigger DSi?

Also, moar pictures.

You can't, unless you hack. But that's almost impossible because Nintendo makes some of the hardest to hack consoles out there.

Shoulda gotten a PSP xD waits for outrage

I can't believe no one's shoop da whooped this picture yet.

At 10/24/09 09:03 PM, EpicFail wrote:

This isn't about them fucking congratulating me, this is about them wanting me to be happy, and now that I am they don't want me to be because they don't agree with anything I fucking do, ever.

Oh, well almost all of us have been there before, you're not alone.

I think

Lies. I have to see you on the 6 O'clock news for this asinine to be confirmed.

Pure lies.

You know being off drugs for a week isn't really an achievement, you should wait until you're off it for maybe a month or so then you parents might congratulate you.

At 9/19/09 12:43 AM, reviewer2 wrote: ....god damnit.
Fixed link.

Everyone knows you just couldn't resist putting a cock joke on some harmless thread.

And you were thisssssss close from getting you thread locked.

They fuck pigs? Ewwwwwww that's nasssssty.

Bwhahaha

Wait.... you've got fans?

Also, happy birthday.

At 10/17/09 11:54 PM, quagmire690 wrote: i know4 asians and yous they are all more involved then us....

Well now you aren't very evolved now aren't you.

I'm Half-Asian, so you NG'ers can suck that.

At 10/17/09 08:30 PM, KODOKOD wrote:

At 10/17/09 08:28 PM, turboNEGROID wrote: jewelry

What about it? It's my MOTHER'S, and i'm 13.

13 and you're already in high school? Wow.

sorry about your losses, though.

At 10/17/09 06:51 PM, Ranchero wrote: You guys have probably seen this one before but guess what? You get to see it again.

THAT is a mega WIN.

At 10/17/09 07:00 PM, Cubone wrote:

gotta look good to get dat pussy/dick yo

This.

I thought I saw some pussy in that pic O.O

God I love those bite-sized Snickers.

So goddamn tasty.

LOL How do you get cut by a cone?

At 10/12/09 05:18 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

That is double standards dumbarse. You're saying female gays are okay but male gays aren't. You're saying a sexuality is fine, if it's female. Otherwise, it's not.

*faceplam* Bwhahaha yes, yes I did. My bad.

At 10/12/09 05:11 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 10/12/09 05:07 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote:

Also, I don't plan on dying in a "fucking fire".

fucking fire

Fuck you, I just said I didn't have any problems with lesbians, and that I had a problem with gays.
I'm not gay, so I don't have any double standards towards that, Jesus Christ.

At 10/12/09 05:08 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Have hygene checks and make smelly ppl gtfo.

Make sure you have all your hardware fucking CEMENTED in, so that nerds don't steal your shit.

Put up fucking cameras.
Make sure all users have to sign up and have a fucking account with you, so when some badkid punches an lcd monitor, you can just check the camera, see who it was and just bill the fucker.

I'd say if its just you and your brother working there maybe 100 computers TOPS to maintain any more would be a little too much work with nerds poking around in system files and shit that they shouldn't be.

This. Also, you should have lock in's every friday, and people should be able to have Chinese or some sub shop deliver food to them whenever they want. Trust me, we have this LAN center in our city, and when they did all of this, every console was basically booked for hours.

At 10/12/09 04:50 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:49 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: I actually don't have anything against Lesbians, it's the gay men I fucking want to destroy.

YEAH! DOUBLE STANDARDS!

WHOOOOO!

God, die in a fucking fire already.

Aren't double standards just lovely?

Also, I don't plan on dying in a "fucking fire".

At 10/12/09 04:51 PM, Blush wrote:

At 10/12/09 04:49 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: I actually don't have anything against Lesbians, it's the gay men I fucking want to destroy.

Don't make me crush you with my dick.

Shut up, I don't take that bullshit from Fab's.

I actually don't have anything against Lesbians, it's the gay men I fucking want to destroy.

At 10/11/09 09:22 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: its working in the scrrenie you posted, you fucktard.

i can see all the buttons at the top for images and such.

just hit enter to search, like the rest of the world.

This.

fucktard

Damn I thought he was going to get his face smashed in......