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At 7/10/10 07:58 PM, Daywalker1189 wrote: The computer has a little usb thingy that picks up a wireless connection.

No way?! Mine has one too!

As for the Xbox, get a PS3 or a Wii where you actually get FREE (Ta-dah!) internet. The Xbox will just give you troubles anyway.

At 7/10/10 09:14 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Early thirties. I want a boy, because I want him to carry on my last name. My last name is Goldfinger. I shit you not.

Oh snap he'll get all the ladies!

My Dad doesn't like New York.

Why don't I just tell you my personal life?

At 7/10/10 09:08 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Was I suppose to laugh at this?

Not necessarily.

At 7/10/10 09:08 PM, juxtapo wrote: books are for nerds

Thanks, thanks a lot.

Have you ever read a good book, sitting in a chair with a hot drink next to you? You feel all nice and cozy, but then...

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That's right, INTERRUPTION. When you're just getting to the best part, and BAM! There it is, in your face. If it's a nagging parent, an annoying sibling, a phone call, your pregnant wife in labor yelling, "GET IN THE DANG CAR!", or Armageddon, it's there to derail you. Those are the times when you just wanna squeeze yourself in a ball and roll away like a hedgehog. Take a few minutes ago for an example:

So there I was, at the kitchen table with a brand spankin' new book, listening to my iPod and eatin' my ice cream. (Given the ice cream, as it raises your Seritonin level, made the book easier to read.) As I'm getting to an exciting part, my sister turns the T.V. volume through the roof and starts slapping her legs and antagonizing one of my cats. I then took out one of my ear buds and said, "Are intentionally trying to bother me? If you are, it's working." "Oh, I didn't even know you were reading it." Let it be known that my sister is 16.

So after I let that one slide, for the time being, I continued to read my book. About 5 minutes later, *Tap* *Tap*. I turned, yet again pulled out my right ear bud and said, "Yes?" "I have to tell you a joke!" 5 seconds later the ear bud went back in. *TAP* *TAP* *TAP*. "What?!" "Come on, let me tell you the joke!" "Fine, let's hear it." I groaned. Right before she spoke, I went "HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" and plopped the ear bud back in. She stormed over to the couch and said, "Fine, the next time you try and talk to me I'm not gonna listen!" "You don't really listen anyway," I replied with a slight grin."

I had done it. I had achieved victory over my sister's obnoxious outbursts. I felt proud. A few minutes later, my Mom yelled, "Time to take your shower, Brandon!" I facepalmed, got my pajamas and took a shower.

(This next part you can skip if you want.)
As a smaller example, I was at the library once, yet again with a good book. All of a sudden some little girl put a puppet over my face and slid it off. I looked over and she went away.
(Gratz to those who read that little bit.)

So, my fair students, what I'ma puttin' down hur on the table is: Have you ever had any experiences like this, where you just wanted to shoot yourself just to get some peace and quiet?

3, 2, 1, Penguins! Or, discuss.

Oh, come on!

Fail parody thread is fail.

Dude, I can't even make a PBJ right.

It looks like falling space debris. Do you know how much crud is floating up in space? It's probably just a chunk of something else.

Find strange creatures in there, I'm interested.

Ha ha, no. Silly Dutch, they don't even know what a hurricane is!

You just did.

OH SHI-

At 7/10/10 03:36 PM, LaForge wrote: Yea, I'm pretty sure everyone knows by now. Useless thread.

Oh snap!

At 7/10/10 03:34 PM, LaForge wrote: Anyone who uses Apple products deserves to get hacked. Er, I mean iHacked.

You did? Tell me where you live and I will have you arrested!

Boom!

"about to reach biblical proportions."

You know you're screwed when it reaches biblical proportions.

Hooker faic.

Why would someone pay to throw rocks at someone else when they can just wait until it's over?

It gave my eyes an orgasm!

Techno, the Robotic Puppy!

Rollout!

Led to a cult, but hey, what can I say?

I'm so manly, I get male I get every morning in my malebox!

At 7/9/10 04:14 PM, PaintSplat wrote:

At 7/9/10 04:04 PM, nainodnarB wrote: It's supposed to be like that, why is everyone so clueless lately?

Because we think it is a mess-up :\

What th-? I never thought that!

At 7/9/10 04:03 PM, nainodnarB wrote: No. Then everyone would want the new one.

Out with the old, in with the new.

Fixed. Sorry, I can't type today.

She's not retarded, I know what that is, my school's an ocean of retards. Literally. Anyway, she's probably just not the brightest person in the world. Try telling her I said that and see if she hacks your account and cusses at me.

At 7/9/10 02:59 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: It's worse than that. As far as I remember, after Aang they were due for an Avatar who was born as a Firebender.

It'd be sort of like the Third Reich. But with more fire.

No, no. The Avatar
before Aang was a Firebender. The next one is a Waterbender.