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Okay, that's nice. And?

Whoa there!

At 7/21/10 09:44 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Precyous Brandywyne P Vader.

Well, wasn't that loads of fun?

It sure was!

That's actually called the Boot.

I felt this way when I looked at bman200's sig.

The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.

So this morning I was looking for some cereal to have for breakfast (Turned out to be Cinnamon Toast Crunch) and while I was doing this, I saw on the back of my Reese's Puffs box something called "DJ NAME MIXER". So I said, "Oh my gosh I have to try this because it looks so fun." so that's what I did.

Here's how it works:

1. Take the street you grew up on and the name of your first pet, then change all the "i's" to "y's" exclamation point (If you didn't have a pet, then you're screwed.)

2. Take the name of your favorite movie or Superhero villain (What?), then ass the first letter of your middle name.

SeffnerPuffy C Deadpool? o.O What's yours?

Yes, yes it does.

I think you just answered it.

Awwww...

I wasn't out exploring...

At 7/18/10 04:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Ehhh I'm still not liking it OP. I made you a better one.

Can I use it?

At 7/16/10 08:57 PM, jossospro wrote: These pics are so gross omg... wait what's this thing pushing out of my pants

Interesting holes up there.

This happened last year during the week of Thanksgiving. (American holiday for the uneducated).

So most every year my family and I go to Chicago for a week to meet our relatives for Thanksgiving Day. We always stay at the same hotel because it's near everything we need to get to. (Holiday Inn). We also stay in the same room, or one that closely resembles it.

So one night I decided to use the hotel's shampoo and body wash, which I''m not sure I've done before. So I put the shampoo in my hair, perfectly fine and all, and wash it out. Then came the body wash. When I got to the bronze beauty, I noticed that it itched a little. So I thought, Eh, no big deal. And even though I didn't know it at the time, it WAS.

So I got out of the shower, dried off, and notice it felt worse, almost raw. I started feeling a little sick, but didn't say anything to my sister or parents because, well, why would I tell them, "Hey, everybody! My penis feels like it's gonna fall off!" No, I don't think I'd say that. So I just kept quiet and went to bed, but before hand I did make up a story of how my chest felt irritated from the body wash (Which it really didn't).

The next day it felt even worse. I thought I was gonna throw up (Thankfully I didn't) because it felt so weird. And, wouldn't you know it, later on I'd have to sit in our rental car (More of a rental monster, that thing was like the size of an elephant) all night with my cousins looking at Christmas lights. (Mind you this was after Thanksgiving, man there's a lot of parentheses in this).

Let me tell you now, it was cold. The fact that I was in between people having the jewels squished didn't help either. I felt like I was going to cry, but we finally got out and started walking around. I got to the nearest bathroom and rushed into one of the stalls where I checked myself. I was devastated to find them glowing red. So I pretended to pee, washed my hands and walked back to my family.

We walked around Marshall Field (Or Macy's Square or whatever it is now) looking through the windows at the story thing. This all would've been nice if my balls weren't hurting. I also saw a hobo and some guys drumming on trash cans. Of course after that my cousins had to see Santa. (I used to be deathly afraid of Santa as a child, I was even on the news in Cincinnati crying on Santa's lap). So I stood outside while they were getting their Santa pictures while I felt like I was going to DIE.

Some other stuff happened like we got balloons and went on a horse carriage ride thing and saw some guy propose to some lady.

When we got to the hotel I went in the bathroom and pulled my pants down. I had to give them some air or they'd fall off. I almost cried until my Mom said, "Are you almost done in there?" "Yeah," I lied. "Just give me a minute here." After a while I came out and sat on my roll away bed. "What's wrong with you?" my sister asked. "Nothing, its alright." I lied again. Gosh I felt like Pinocchio. Except with an irritated wiener schnitzel.

Anyway, that's the boring story of how I thought my balls were going to fall off. Yeah...

TL;DR Private areas hurt bad.

At 7/16/10 03:19 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 7/16/10 03:17 PM, nainodnarB wrote:

At 7/16/10 03:16 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: p.s. the tail of the catfish is beast

Sorry to break it to you, but nobody says "Beast" anymore.

well i just did. you wanna scrap? lets do this.

Better watch out, I'm a Southerner, I could whoop your ass.

At 7/16/10 03:16 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: p.s. the tail of the catfish is beast

Sorry to break it to you, but nobody says "Beast" anymore.

I found out!

Didn't say I'd tell.

The only thing I don't like about Florida is that 80% of the places are fish stores.

The main reason I made this is because my sister has been watching this marathon of all the episodes.

At 7/15/10 07:55 PM, Minion777 wrote: On a unrelated related note, I just bought a whole bunch of meat for a BBQ tomorrow.

Good stuff.

Can I go?

It's a bunch of teenage drama in Canada at some school. How does this work?

Why? WHY?! Because I said so, THAT'S why!

At least we know how to talk.

Great, now he'll delete you!

If you saw my Facebook pictures, I'd be that disabled twin.

At 7/14/10 04:34 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 7/14/10 04:34 PM, HorseSperm wrote: fail troll is fail

Wrong picture.

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

I did it!

Who are you and why are you making posts like they're messages?

Ah, man! My friend just got one of those!

Remember that one episode of Dexter's Laboratory where he told a joke to Dee Dee and at the end he said, "That's my wife!"

Yeah, that.

At 7/14/10 04:14 PM, AtomicD00M wrote: And they killed it..

They thought there were more, of course they shot it.

At 7/13/10 08:00 PM, Oliver wrote: Yes you can, but gamesharing is for faggots.
Also, VG forum.

Nothin' like an online "I told you so."