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Hey... you know that chick that used to dance a lot?
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got!

I have this unused bewbie pic!

I really think there should be a regular level, and if you 'beat it' in a certain amount of time and flips, it unlocks a bewb level!! lawl!!!!

Go say Happy Birthday!

Nickel Creek - The Lighthouse's Tale

...someone made a video that follows the lyrics/story here.

At 3/11/11 08:28 PM, test-object wrote: I suggest you try... (well, to be frank, a different site...

Isn't a "non-animated, stand still video" just a picture? Why it would need a script is a mystery though.

I have a friend that knows a guy whose neighbor said his roommate girlfriend's brother might be interested.

At 3/9/11 07:26 PM, ForNoReason wrote: I am baking muffins in the morning. I will share them all with you virtually.

Yay!!! what kind?!? (so I know if I should have juice, coffee or milk at the ready!)

At 3/9/11 07:21 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Insecure and/or untrained and untalented people desire praise and accomplishment. Haven't you ever done something half-assed in order to get ahead in something? Half-assed isn't far off from completely fudged... just connect the dots.

No... and I would never dream of (intentionally) taking credit for something someone else did... be it art or anything else. People can be such douches!

At 3/9/11 07:16 PM, Ashman wrote: ....dunno about making a poster

It can be done! If it's 12 x 18 inches, I can get them printed ;)

So LeRat really is a rat... all of 'his art' vanished when someone called him on thievery.

There was a similar situation in the audio forum a few days ago too!

Seriously... I don't get it!! Why do people go to such extremes for false praise?! It just boggles my mind ...and makes me sad!

At 11/2/10 07:38 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

Format for thread post:

- Type of request (art commisions, logo design, etc)
- Short summary of what you want (try and keep it under 3-4 sentences)

- Link to blog post

- How much you're willing to pay.

Format for the blog post:

- Specific details about what you want.
- The time frame that you're working with
- Specifics on how you will pay (paypal, check, etc)
- Any sketches/images that you have to give a basic idea of what you want (highly recommended)

Please update your blog post to show if your job has been completed or not, or if you've found an artist.

Finally, please note that at any time a mod may delete your post if it strays too much from the recommended guidelines.

At 3/9/11 03:40 PM, CloudEater wrote: Here is a w-i-p .... please comment, what you think of the weird hatching shiz, what could be better and all that like that. Yes ok thanks cya later.

omg, he should totally have a muffin hand puppet!! DOOO IIT!!

3 more posts until it starts!

...be afraid... be very afraid!!!

At 3/9/11 12:34 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 3/8/11 09:19 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: I didn't undertstand NG worm.

It's a series of paintings joined together ....

BUT HOW IS THAT A GAME!?!?!?

The theme should be 'Fool' ...'cuz that could be interpreted in lots of ways!

or joke :P

At 3/9/11 07:33 AM, Larkatosa wrote: Oooh ... Did you save a place for me Nae or did I just blew it?

There are plenty of spots left... I just enjoy messing with Ash 'cuz it's so cute when he rolls his eyes at me! ;D

ashman_eyeroll.gif
ashman_i-hate-you-gumby.mp3

Where'd the swf come from? Can't you get the .fla fle from that person/place?

At 3/8/11 07:37 PM, SoConfused wrote:

At 3/8/11 07:30 PM, Nae wrote: Sorry :(

Ok... I'll be back in a few hours after I stop crying. Oh the sadness, it's so...sad

I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!!! :(

At 3/8/11 07:21 PM, SoConfused wrote: "Mommy, how are babies made?"
"Well... when a cupcake loves another cupcake, they get busy. Once they are 'preheated', one cupcake sticks his tray into the oven"

No one will understand that without the 'dialog' ...I'd rather you drew the baby cupcake (CUTE!!!) ...or a comic type pic with the kid cupcake asking the mom cupcake (with speech bubbles or something).

Sorry :(

At 3/8/11 06:56 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: We should all chip in and buy him a prostate massager.

...another one? how many does he need?!?! ;P

At 3/8/11 06:29 PM, Abbyka wrote: If I can find that darn program for my tablet I'll try to make another one, not altogether happy with my entry. I'm still learning the tablet but I have improved a bit since I submitted.

Doesn't have to be digital... if you want to draw on paper and scan or take a pic... OR MAKE A REAL CUPCAKE!!! and take a pic of that... that would work too!!!

If you don't have a camera ...just send the cupcake/s to me and I will happily take the pic/s for you!!! :D

I like chocolate!!

At 3/8/11 05:46 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Anyone else find it ironic that International Women's Day and Mardi Gras fall on the same day?

On the one hand you're supposed to respect them, on the other hand you give them beads for them to belittle themselves.

It's also Stamper's b-day ...lol!

At 3/8/11 06:14 PM, MonkeykingZX wrote: did my entry make it in? :)

It did! I like it! Thanks for taking part... and feel free to do more :D

exceptionally good-looking babes ...they wouldn't let me join! :'(

At 3/8/11 11:12 AM, Decky wrote: My final drawing for this collab. By the way which of my drawings were excepted. (this is the 4th.)

I heard that atlas works in a cupcake factory.

All of 'em :D

At 3/8/11 12:54 PM, Havegum wrote: not too happy with this one

...aww, don't be blue! I like it!!! ;P

This puts us at 58 (not counting wip's or held spots) ...and exactly one week to go!

At 3/8/11 12:17 PM, LilNae wrote: You don't even have to pay me or anything!

Brilliant work!!! :D

At 3/7/11 11:51 PM, Luwano wrote:

At 3/7/11 11:16 PM, PikaRobo wrote: I have no ideas, someone give me some.

You could start by modelling a clay cupcake and put it into a real muffin wrapper.

I like your clay works.

omg!! Yeah! you make bitchin' clay stuff!!! I would love to include one (or more) in this collab!!! :D

There's a week left and plenty of spots to fill! ;D

Consider one taken by me.

Sweet!! I'm also considering a coauthor spot taken by you! ;)

really appreciate all your help :D

...got a couple ok audio options, but if anyone knows of anything else that might work, please let me know.

Maybe I should have mentioned that some of the cupcakes will be nude... might have gotten a better response! lol

'gotten' is a weird word, don't ya think?!

There's a week left and plenty of spots to fill! ;D

Telling time is haaaard!

At 3/4/11 11:31 AM, WerewNC wrote: I looked at the cupcake picture thread, awesome. I think the second loop Luwano suggested would be great as well. But you should check out the other versions of the loop. Still, the fast one might be the best:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 35766
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 35767

Thanks, and yes... right now that's the top pick.

My own happy song. I'd be happy to reinstrument it for you if you want:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 99716

I like it a lot... but it has that monkey grinder sound to it... I was hoping for something a little more... 'full' (lol, I such at describing music... sorry). More like the Funny Loop's.

On the basis of pure genius, since it's not music, this is the best you'll find for the menu:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 09713

lol, that might have worked for the credits if he was a cupcake too! lol!!

Great songs about muffins. These will increase your score 'cause this is Newgrounds, not Happy Funtime Land, and frankly Newgrounds attracts fucked up people:

All interesting tracks, but I'm really looking for the happy funtime land stuff!, sorry~

This track claims to have been made just for your collab way ahead of time, but I think it sounds like shit (it's trance for Heaven's sake):

lol, muffins are allowed, but it's a cupcake collab ...and yeah, trance probably isn't what I need.

I REALLY appreciate all the links and effort. If you're up for making something custom, that'd be fanatastic... just let me know! :D

At 3/5/11 07:05 AM, Daimoth wrote: Mind clearing that up a bit (read: a lot)?

I've left comments for each song link (up to WerewNC's post, which I just did)... not really sure what I'm looking for... just know what I'm not looking for! lol :P All I can ask is that you look at the collab thread images and maybe that'll help... other than happy funtime land.. I don't know how else to describe it.

At 3/5/11 11:48 AM, DarcX wrote: Well, I just started making 8-bit music, and I can probably make something. You obviously want a very happy-sounding loop.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/4 03996

Definitely something happy. I entertained the idea of 8-bit for the menu, since you and WerewNC both posted some... but after listening to them each a few times... followed by the Funny Loop... I just don't think it'd mesh too well. I listened to (the beginnings of) your other pieces and I think I need something a bit more... robust. (if that makes any sense). If you wanna give it a go, that would be great!! Thanks!

At 3/5/11 12:12 PM, SirKoto51 wrote: kind of a cutesy loop

Yeah, it's good. As of now, that's probably the one I'll use for the image gallery! Thanks ;)

I really appreciate everyone's input and suggestions!!

Newgrounds needs more 'Happy Funtime Music' lol! ;P

At 3/3/11 09:43 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote:

y u no in steak ham? D:

workie workie! :'( ...someone hold me!!!

At 3/3/11 09:32 PM, Abbyka wrote: Blah I'm having an off night. Tried drawing some stuff and NOTHING looked right.

Try drawing a screw, nail, hammer and/or saw. Can't really 'screw ' that up!