At 10/1/09 07:41 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: And I forgot to mention that they get hard because it's a protection mechanism from frostbite. The hardness is from increased blood flow.

Really? I didnt know that part, you sir just made my day already at 743 in the morning! :D

its fedex that is delivering, not skullcandy.
Also, thats for it to be tehre overnight, you dont HAVE to choose that one, you can choose the normal one for cheaper bud

At 9/30/09 07:42 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Thank you for wasting my time. I was planning to use that time for something constructive, for once.

thanks a lot you asshole

A NGer doing something productive..... I seriously doubt that

At 9/30/09 12:18 AM, EpicFail wrote: I know it was made as a video to show in school and rehabilitation centres

although true that it has the same meaning as to what they want you to get whilst in school or rehab, but it's not really the way they want to show you, espescially in a school environment, they are much too worried about your "mental well-being" and would much rather tell stories about how, "little jimmy took too much weed"

At 9/29/09 03:43 AM, IwIc wrote: my mum says i should walk around and go to school. i dont believe that would work and she prob just wants me to go to school.

should i walk around?

(the kettle is on as we speak)

If it is a muscle issue, your mother is right, working a muscle can help it get better if it is pulled or something. It could also just be growing pains (cause I'm assuming thats what age you are around.) If the pain keeps up for too long, you should see a doctor about it.

At 9/29/09 07:03 AM, Fim wrote: Don't bother reading either, they are both over hyped utter shit turd

idk, I really liked the da vinci code, it has a REALLLY long beginning though.

At 9/28/09 09:26 PM, STEM wrote: Can't stand when people use the word "faggot." I laugh at offensive things and tend to use the word in real life situations without really thinking about it around people I don't know well, and ultimately regret it. Shouldn't be used as a word for something that is lame, stupid, etc. So I try to get rid of it here in hopes other users will stop following the fad of using it everywhere. There was an outbreak of it in the past and it really got out of hand. Should only be used with people you're close with and also share the same kind of laughter on offensive material.

I actually thoroughly agree with you, no idea why, I'm a person who isn't overly worried about words or anything, but "faggot" kinda pisses me off, when used in the proper (or improper i suppose) context.

I still think Metallica's Metallica is the best album

At 9/21/09 06:03 PM, Kiryuku wrote: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dickneck

Its already widley known. You guys should go and add some pictures and stuff.

If you search newgrounds theres alot of other stuff that originated here that I didn't even know about.

"Released 10 days ago"
Dick neck has been around since... April-ish?

At 9/21/09 06:02 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Second sex? I wasn't aware down syndrome inflicted fellows could willingly have sex.

Says the guy named "DumbassDude"

System restore point maybe? I know that my system restore ends up taking up a lot of space if I don't get rid of some of it

At 9/21/09 05:48 PM, Rucklo wrote: wow, what a lame excuse to make a thread.

Then why didn't you lock it?

At 9/17/09 09:00 PM, 111122223138 wrote: god do i love it...
it's so fun...and athleticly challenging...

anyone else love it?
and why?

DDDDDDDD

1) Find biggest tree you can
2) Climb to the very tippy-top
3) Jump off AND clean the gene pool a little more at the same time
4)???
5)Profit!

That might be circumstantial if true at all. I've had insomnia god knows how many times for various periods of time without any sleep whatsoever, and never hallucinated.

At 9/13/09 08:45 PM, tobi0 wrote: I only smoke on rare ocassions. I roll my own out of natural tabaco.

"Natural Tobacco"? Like pot?

Actually there is no realy comparison for "dog years" and "human years". For the age of life to match up, it still would not allign with sexual maturation. There is only years based upon the orbit of a planet, not baed upon species.
Secondly, what the fuck is wrong with, why would your dog need a profile?

Okay, I'm lost, so, pick it up?

Want to explain all the metaphors kthnx?

At 9/12/09 08:07 PM, aides wrote: Racist nonsense

THAT'S RACIST

not all caps

At 9/12/09 02:15 PM, TheMaster wrote: My birthday is April 13th. Sam is trying to be funny, even though fake birthday threads have been done before and they weren't even funny then.

Yeah.

oh you kidder you, happy birthday!

Cause I havent seen this idea bomb before

Comment about statement, even though it wasn't throughly read

At 9/8/09 05:26 PM, LeroyJ wrote: Content

Upcoming ban for everyone ITT including me

At 9/2/09 04:29 PM, Otto wrote: Killin' nobody in the pursuit of justice.

excuse my poor shop, I've never done this, lol.

It's really not that bad, and much better than most people's :P

At 8/30/09 11:52 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Killin' comedy.

Lmao, best post yet!

At 8/30/09 10:17 AM, Russ3ll wrote: I was not aware that Newgrounds made any memes. Pretty sure they're all stolen from 4chan.

We have dickneck... and the exploitable Rock

At 8/30/09 10:51 AM, TehBlitzkrieg wrote: I'm almost in tears and I'm really stressed. Can you guys cheer me up somehow?

Masturbation is proven to relieve sexual tension, actually lowering stress levels. So go fap a bit :D

At 8/30/09 12:30 AM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Don't worry, Encyclopedia Dramatica already has a page for people like you.

I lol'd

But seriously OP is a terrible troll

When I masturbate I like to think about the downwarding economy and how many people's lives will be ruined

Donut, by far. I hate chocolate, so buying that toblerone would just be so I could hit people with it, and tehre is always some sort of blunt object around if need be.

At 8/18/09 09:12 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: You are the biggest dick in the universe. We should make you a mod.

I lol'd

No OP, you are a complete pussy. FFS grow up. Don't feel bad for saying what was on your mind. Censorship is the first step to getting rid of freedom of speech. If she has a life-threatening illness, who cares, that doesn't mean that she has free will to be a bitch.