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At 5/23/11 09:07 PM, roderickii wrote: He watches pornography in which women are depicted.

No.

That's what they thought 50 years ago.

I actually have no problem with Internet Explorer. It's actually really good for downloading Firefox.

Sure, but this'll probably come back to bite you in the ass later.

If I remembered, this.

I have no friends.

I'm trying to create my first sprite comic, long story short. I've been looking at this tutorial and it's told me plenty of useful things, but it doesn't seem to tell me how to make the backgrounds of sprites appear clear. What I mean is, when I copy a sprite sheet and paste it into Paint, I don't know how to get an individual sprite into the comic without the background from the sheet. I have it down when it comes to balloons, thanks to the tutorial, but it doesn't explain this problem. Does anybody have a solution? This has been plaguing me for a while.

inb4CharlieSheen

You should tell him goatse is a game about shooting goats.

Photoshop a picture of their mom's head onto a corpse, show it to them, and then say "I gave her more than enough time.".

Boy, this is not the thread you wanna read when you're eating a sandwich.

I go through people making use of the "N word" everyday, I haven't ran to the local news station yet. At first, I really didn't care, because the only ones that said it were my friends that do it to every race, even their own. I never found the use of the word to be a big deal. However, there are these 2 girls (well, it's mostly just one of them, but the other one does it a good amount too) that constantly throw it at me every second of the day. I realize that I said it didn't bother me at first, but this pisses me off because not only am I only one they do it too (seriously, you worship the Mexican and pay no heed to everyone else) the only reason they're doing it is because they think it's funny to constantly harass the only black guy in the grade because he's one guy. They're nothing but pussies, and I just can't tolerate that compared to a few friends that make fun of everybody.

At 5/7/11 03:09 AM, TightRope wrote: What is this, homophobe village?! JESUS CHRIST, MAN! I am using this large piece of rubber shaped like a penis to cram into my fucking anus.

So, obviously you're just trying to get something out, right?

At 5/7/11 02:59 AM, TightRope wrote:

At 5/7/11 02:58 AM, hateyou1 wrote: ...You are a female, right?

no

So, clearly you're giving it to a friend as a present?

At 5/6/11 08:42 PM, sky1995 wrote: hey hope you enjoy this. its a story about lesbians high school rockers and lesbians.

This might've interested me if I hadn't happened to already be watching some lesbian porn.

You're drunk, yet you still managed to write this long ass wall of text that I refuse to read.

I don't like mine very much. It's actually a name I copied off of a flash I saw a while back from a character named NeoChaos. I wasn't too good with making up names so I just added a 3 and 0 and here it is. I'd change it but I heard that you had to be pretty well known or something for Wade to do that.

At 5/1/11 10:06 PM, klik wrote:

At 5/1/11 10:02 PM, HighWay wrote: Define "doomed".

doomed (Verb) past participle, past tense of doom (Verb)
1. We Gunna die

You mean like, FPC scale doomed?

Define "average" amount.

At 5/1/11 09:38 PM, Eduardogd wrote: Resize, take a Print Screen and paste it at Paint

That works, thanks.

Blondi?

I heard that you can resize pictures with Microsoft Word and then paste them into Paint, but everytime I copy and paste the resized picture it reverts back to its original size in Paint. Is there any way I can stop this?

At 5/1/11 08:44 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Shame on me for what?? I'm 44 years old, most kids to me are Dumbass Kids.

That's another post in this thread by you that doesn't mention Donkey Kong.

At 5/1/11 07:50 PM, Viktor wrote:

At 5/1/11 07:48 PM, N30Chaos wrote: Whatever, I always thought you were fake from the start.

YOU SIR! YOU SIR! YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO POST!

Kiss my ass, faker.

At 5/1/11 08:31 PM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 5/1/11 08:01 PM, alfredy95 wrote: DK... What can you first think of?

Dumbass Kids.

With a name like gamejunkie? Shame on you, man.

I honestly thought Donkey Kong, probably because of this.

This reminds me of a disgusting image that would appear when you typed something in Google and then clicked I'm Feeling Lucky. I think it was a diseased vagina or something.

Whatever, I always thought you were fake from the start.

Generally I'm always playing as a male, simply because I'm one myself, but females usually have some type of unique storyline changes and whatnot, so I normally go back and play as one, maybe even more than once.

At 4/28/11 06:02 PM, zooos wrote: Don't get DR2, DR2 Off the Record is going to be a standalone game.

Why would they add a free roam no timer mode? Does no one understand you don't have to do the missions, you don't have to save Katey, you can let everyone die and literally do nothing but kill zombies, that's the beauty of the game. Not to mention the timer is one thing that makes DR special, I quote someone from some website when I say "it was meant to break people away from their OCD", it's meant to put pressure on you, it's meant to stress you out, think about it, I would be so pissed if I could take my sweet time to go save such and such, not to mention without a timer the game would just be a cluster fuck since "bosses", survivors, and story are all set-up using the timer.

This. The time limit is what makes Dead Rising Dead Rising.

To comment on the game itself, it doesn't seem that bad. Sure, it's no secret to anyone that they're milking the shit out of this thing, but it's not like they're half-assing it. I think this will turn out to be a good game, but I guess I can't know until it comes out.